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31431 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2007 at 9:04 AM (8 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2007-01-10 09:34:13 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:35:50 AM  
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Unless it's at least this big.
 
2007-01-10 09:36:45 AM  
So I took out two pistols, and I pointed them right at the cop and screamed "In the name of all that is holy and righteous.. kill me now." He laughed.. *sigh* why doesn't ANYONE take me seriously..
 
2007-01-10 09:38:05 AM  
" Even with her C section she could still spread her lips this wide! Brit is Sooo Hot!"
 
2007-01-10 09:38:41 AM  
So if there are two number ones, you see, it is eleven.
 
2007-01-10 09:39:00 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:41:09 AM  
OK, one of these makes an "L" and that makes it my left hand, lets see which one is it...
 
2007-01-10 09:43:59 AM  
"And that, my friend, is the difference between a square and a rhombus. Not coincidentally, its also how we know the world to be banana-shaped."
 
2007-01-10 09:45:08 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:48:50 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:50:51 AM  
Duhhh.....what?
 
2007-01-10 09:51:57 AM  
Those pictures of Britney on the Internet are soooo disgusting. I mean you can see her C-section scar and everything! It's *this* big! Gross! I mean get a plastic surgeon!
 
2007-01-10 09:52:58 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:53:23 AM  
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2007-01-10 09:53:37 AM  
It's like a square, you know?
 
2007-01-10 09:53:54 AM  
This is the church, and this is the steeple... wait, how does it go again? I keep forgetting!
 
2007-01-10 09:54:00 AM  
I gave my PR Rep. a wad of hundred-dollar-bills this wide to make me famous.
 
2007-01-10 09:54:08 AM  
i8.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-10 09:56:01 AM  
"My wizard sleeve is *THIS WIDE*!"
 
2007-01-10 09:56:16 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:00:06 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:01:14 AM  
Why is Ron Jeremy always making THIS gesture??
 
2007-01-10 10:04:19 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:06:35 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:07:40 AM  
"This is my end zone dance for whenever two goals are scored at once. Its like the thunderdome only two men enter, no men leave."
 
2007-01-10 10:08:13 AM  
They said it was called a "sandwich", and that people "eat" them...
 
2007-01-10 10:11:41 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:13:47 AM  
I have a headache this big....
 
2007-01-10 10:13:50 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:14:10 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:16:08 AM  
Only this much of his cock was consensual the rest of it was rape!
 
2007-01-10 10:16:49 AM  
I can't believe nobody said this....

I AM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD

/KITH
 
2007-01-10 10:18:46 AM  
RIP 1981-2007
 
2007-01-10 10:23:50 AM  
"If it's not at least this wide, I won't even feel it."
 
2007-01-10 10:25:52 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:26:14 AM  
"The fish that fell out of my Vagina was THIS BIG!"
 
2007-01-10 10:28:51 AM  
Two in the pink, *this* many in the stink!
 
2007-01-10 10:31:54 AM  
"I like it - one in the pink and one in the stink."
 
2007-01-10 10:32:54 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:33:08 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:35:35 AM  
"Did you hear about how big a fish the one-armed fisherman caught..."
 
2007-01-10 10:36:53 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:43:49 AM  
" If you look through here, it's like im on tv! I'm still on tv, right?"
 
2007-01-10 10:51:27 AM  
it's true, my vag is thissssss wide.
 
2007-01-10 10:52:53 AM  
I can usually handle this much during buttsecks without crying.
 
2007-01-10 10:53:20 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:53:23 AM  
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2007-01-10 10:53:59 AM  
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2007-01-10 11:02:02 AM  
Hotdogs are about that long, see?? Sorry, but I can't stretch my arms out as long as a hallway but hopefully you get the idea...
 
2007-01-10 11:06:20 AM  
Why do you think I’m so skinny? I like eat 4 carrots a day and I shiat this big twice as day. Something about having great metabo.. something... I don't know, but that's hot, don't you think.
 
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