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(Aint-It-Cool-News)   Don't click here if you want to know what happens on the season premiere of "24"   (aintitcool.com) divider line 38
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2007-01-07 10:57:56 PM  
Here's the PSD of the season 6 badge (pops) for all those who want it for next Sunday
 
2007-01-07 11:08:21 PM  
submitter: Don't click here if you want to know what happens on the season premiere of "24"

Shouldn't that be "Don't click here if you don't want to know what happens on the season premiere of "24""?
 
2007-01-07 11:08:36 PM  
I'm gonna post this here now so I don't have to when 24 or LOST starts up.
You know who you are...
i81.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-07 11:43:37 PM  
I clicked on the link Ray.
 
2007-01-08 12:12:31 AM  
David Palmer actually survived the shooting?

Wow.
 
2007-01-08 02:39:07 AM  
So I just watched all 4 leaked episodes and... I won't be a dick and spoil it by saying what happens. The remaining 20 episodes should be interesting though.
 
2007-01-08 02:59:51 AM  
img407.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-08 07:23:47 AM  
rock = reached.
 
2007-01-08 08:19:10 AM  
quixotist.org
 
2007-01-08 09:08:23 AM  
Never thought they'd bring Nina back like that. Wow.
 
2007-01-08 09:25:42 AM  
So if I don't want to know what happens in the premiere, then I should click the link? Ok, cool.


...

...

You bastards!!!!!
 
2007-01-08 09:42:40 AM  
Weaver95

I clicked on the link Ray.

This guy?
i126.photobucket.com
 
2007-01-08 09:48:19 AM  
Sentences are hard. My first guess was that the headline was imported from the retards at AICN.
 
2007-01-08 10:02:34 AM  
Wait. Kal Penn? Taj is on 24 this season? How did I miss that piece of info this winter?!
 
2007-01-08 10:22:49 AM  
Kal Penn is only in the first few episodes. He comes in, hits on Jack Bauer's daughter and then flits off dancing wearing only a sari and a pair of thong underwear.

All while smoking a hookah and speaking with a pronounced lisp and a Swedish Chef Accent.

This Message Brought To You By The Corporation To Spoil 24 Season Six's Big Change To A Low Brow Farce
 
2007-01-08 10:44:17 AM  
DrunkJack: He comes in, hits on Jack Bauer's daughter and then flits off dancing wearing only a sari and a pair of thong underwear.

All while smoking a hookah and speaking with a pronounced lisp and a Swedish Chef Accent.


That would be....incredible.
 
2007-01-08 11:11:57 AM  
TalkingBaseball

That would be....incredible.

Not to mention the most down to earth, realistic, believable thing that's happened on 24 in about 4 years.

/Loves 24.
 
2007-01-08 12:37:18 PM  
He's in China based on the season finale right? So this is what I predict Jack's scenes look like this year

Hour 1: Escape
Hours 2-24: Flight from Hong Kong to Los Angeles
 
2007-01-08 12:37:38 PM  
wow, Eric Balfour is back on a show. someday, maybe that kid will find a steady job. he's a young Ted McGinley.
 
2007-01-08 12:57:35 PM  
www.knology.net
 
2007-01-08 01:15:48 PM  
"He's in China based on the season finale right? So this is what I predict Jack's scenes look like this year

Hour 1: Escape
Hours 2-24: Flight from Hong Kong to Los Angeles"

It takes place 20 months after the last season.

The Chinese actually let Jack go after a week or so, because they realized he was SO BAD ASS that he'd end up killing all ten billion of them, and they were ascared. That, and they saw his 6 inch penis and were ashamed.

He made his way to Kerblechistan, and met up with Kal Penn, playing Achmeer Bjorn, half Swedish half Kerblechi, who helped him get his daughter to India and then, well, I spoiled the rest.

Again, the Corporation sanctions this message spoiling the complete 180 turn in 24's premise.

I didn't even get to the talking dogs.
 
2007-01-08 02:21:37 PM  
DrunkJack:
I didn't even get to the talking dogs.

Of course not. That might give away the gunships they pilot.
 
2007-01-08 03:38:57 PM  
No, no, they were guMships.

They shot bullets of bubblegum and were constantly emitting bubbles while playing that Turtles song from that movie.

It was neat.
 
2007-01-08 04:45:14 PM  
Can't belive David Palmer covered up his own assassination...guess he really did have the bail out clause in The UNIT (he knew it would suck).
 
2007-01-08 05:47:38 PM  
I can't believe David Palmer was really Kim's father! It adds a whole new dimension to the show!
 
2007-01-08 06:15:49 PM  
You people are liars. We all know that Zombie Sherry Palmer is President.
 
2007-01-08 06:32:16 PM  
img411.imageshack.us

Wicked!
 
2007-01-08 07:41:06 PM  
I wonder when the last time Jack got some sleep.

Or used the bathroom.

Or when the last time his cell phone ran out of batteries when he needed it most.

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

I guess I'll have to wait until Sunday to find out.
 
2007-01-08 07:45:27 PM  
jack bauer is now a vampire.
 
2007-01-08 07:55:04 PM  
Loved that tribute to lost boys. Loved the first 4 hours.


Oh yes, they went there.
 
2007-01-08 08:03:47 PM  
"Or used the bathroom."

Commerical breaks.

'Cept for this season: The ENTIRE fourth episode is Jack sitting on the toilet taking an excruciating dump, focused mostly on his face. 43 minutes of Kiefer grunting, groaning, and squinting.

Fascinating television. Ten thousand times better than watching the Donald attempt to speak like a normal human being. I'm convinced he's a robot, or an unfrozen caveman or somehting. He doesn't speak like any human I've ever encountered or seen on TV or movies.

He creeps me the fark out.
 
2007-01-08 08:38:24 PM  
the cast will be on Larry King Live tomorrow night FYI
 
2007-01-08 09:47:26 PM  
Just finished watching it. Fox must have leaked this on purpose to start the buzz. Smart move because that was some buzz-worthy TV there. Hardcore. Keifer should get an Emmy for that 4th episode alone.
 
2007-01-09 01:58:07 AM  
That show sucks. Sometimes I wish the terrorists would win and nuke LA or something.
 
2007-01-09 07:44:54 AM  
why does grinningdeamon hate fictional america?
 
2007-01-09 11:19:40 AM  
The spoilers did mention that chloe is brunette and hot this season.
 
2007-01-09 08:42:29 PM  
grinningdeamon: Sometimes I wish the terrorists would win and nuke LA or something.

Duely noted.
 
2007-01-10 01:07:14 PM  
SPOILER ALERT


Jack teams with a known terrorist and kills Curtis, then a nuke is detonated in LA...one of five that the terrorists have...uh oh!

And yes, Kiefer is pretty bad ass this season, some pretty emotional crap going on there...
 
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