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		Come enjoy the pristine beaches of Fiji, where bodies of political opposition leaders hardly ever wash up on shore (theaustralian.news.com.au)		34
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UberDave		2007-01-03 10:31:31 AM

Let the bodies hit the shore,
Let the bodies hit the shore,
Let the bodies hit the shore...

Guess_Who		2007-01-03 10:47:34 AM

Well played UberDave...

SwiftFox		2007-01-03 10:49:20 AM

How about the passengers in their cars?

Total Morselization		2007-01-03 10:49:21 AM

So that's what make their water so delicious.

rodzilla_17		2007-01-03 10:50:15 AM

We could use more of this in America. Tree of Liberty, Tree of Liberty.

/used to believe

evil_twin_skippy		2007-01-03 10:50:23 AM

"...and the wonderful telephone system."

/sorry

Goldstein		2007-01-03 10:50:49 AM

Serf's up?

/I'll show myself out

BFletch651		2007-01-03 10:51:17 AM

Australia will be invading to topple the brutal dictator and restore liberty, yes?

Cure4Sanity		2007-01-03 10:51:25 AM

Well played sir. Well played!

Richard_M_Nixon		2007-01-03 10:51:45 AM

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Fiji this yër ?

GodsTumor		2007-01-03 10:52:53 AM

What happens here stays here...
until the crabs and seagulls eat the remains!

Farker Lewis Can't Lose		2007-01-03 10:53:16 AM

I looked into buying a plot of land in Fiji about 2 years back. Good thing that didn't materialize.

Richard_M_Nixon		2007-01-03 10:53:26 AM

See the løveli beaches

evil_twin_skippy		2007-01-03 10:55:31 AM

A pølitical øppønent once bit my sister

Richard_M_Nixon		2007-01-03 10:57:43 AM

Mynd you, pølitical øppønent bites Kan be pretty nasti...

SueDisco		2007-01-03 10:58:00 AM

First off, I kept reading it as "Military Leader Frank Bananarama" and "Commodore Bananarama." Secondly, I read the daughter's name as "Azteca," and now I'm thoroughly confused. I've always wanted to go to Fiji, but it looks as though now is not the time.

Duck Fook		2007-01-03 11:00:33 AM

Note to self: Do not fark with Commodore Bananarama. Archduke Kajagoogoo still fair game.

kwad		2007-01-03 11:00:59 AM

What a dick.

I only wish he had oil. And WMD's.

SueDisco		2007-01-03 11:01:18 AM

LOL Duck Fook

simon m		2007-01-03 11:03:45 AM

Bananarama farks all critisisers by saying "they had been warned".....aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha......priceless justification of political oppression!

MWeather		2007-01-03 11:05:59 AM

BFletch651: Australia will be invading to topple the brutal dictator and restore liberty, yes?

That all depends on if Bush tells them to.

simon m		2007-01-03 11:08:22 AM

BFletch651: Australia will be invading to topple the brutal dictator and restore liberty, yes?

Only after he's had a "fair go"

GOILLINI		2007-01-03 11:22:17 AM

I visited Fiji in late 1992. Would have had more fun if I knew some people there. I had the chance to "know" a few chicks but was too clueless, and scared of girls at the time, to do so.

menace to propriety		2007-01-03 11:27:15 AM

Well played, submitter. Not easy to make me laugh before I've had my morning coffee, but you managed it.

/Really, it's not easy to get me to do much at all before my first cup of coffee.

fiddle-faddle		2007-01-03 11:31:44 AM

Interesting info on their military website. (link pops)

http://www.rfmf.mil.fj/html/cautions.html

Mega Steve		2007-01-03 11:33:05 AM

Let's liberate the Hell out of them, too!

gocheesego		2007-01-03 11:37:44 AM

Yay for subby! I laughed, it was fun!
Dr Banarama sounds mean. He sounds like the kind of guy who'd outlaw jellybeans. I'm frightened!

Goodfella		2007-01-03 12:17:54 PM

Impressed.

/sorry Aussie farkers

Badturtle		2007-01-03 01:54:55 PM

Fushal?

McMc		2007-01-03 02:10:17 PM

Yet another dictator. What's this world coming to?

pizant		2007-01-03 02:29:22 PM

GOILLINI: I visited Fiji in late 1992. Would have had more fun if I knew some people there. I had the chance to "know" a few chicks but was too clueless, and scared of girls at the time, to do so.

You would not have "known" them for free. Good thing you didn't anyway. It might have fallen off.

Check out the books by J. Maarten Troost. He has an interesting view of the islands of the South Pacific.

OscarTamerz		2007-01-03 05:14:01 PM

That's one way to nip any in-law problems in the bud, having your daughter-in-law's dad whacked at the wedding. I'm guessing things will be damned cordial at the next Christmas dinner with nobody talking trash. I liked Happy Isles of Oceania: Paddling the Pacific by Paul Theroux where he went to a lot of the islands and explored them by kayak. It's a very good read.