(checks his interstellar phrase book)

"My hovercraft, it is full of eels."

/ the bombardment began moments later.

"be afraid. be very afraid."


ooooorrrrr

ring ring ring banana phone!

fark those are huge Indians. Can you teach us to make giant corn?

Nice ship you got there. Say, do you guys play poker?

I'd ask them about the unifacation of general relitivity and quantum mechanics.

As for the first thing, I vote for Wuzzup!

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

/obscure?

Shaniqua don't live here no mo!

whowho

Nope.

Popozao, popozao.

"We're good at blowin' stuff up. But we'll be cool if you be cool."

Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!

"Look! If you can't speak English, get back on the farkin' spaceship!"

/Andrew "Dice" Clay

Soooo, whats with the anal probing?

It's not what it looks like, we swear. It was like that when we got here. You can't prove anything.

KAAAAAHHHNNNN!!!

I know you thought we were an intelligent race, well we lied. Leave while you still can. Still think we are intelligent? I invite you to read this thread. Yup thats us alright. Still want us to have babies with you? Your not as intelligent as I was led to believe. heh.

We have gifts for you

1) Cut a hole in a box...

"Klaatu barada nikto"

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Please blow up this planet. It sucks.

Have ya heard of a glory hole?

"Give us the secret of space flight!" Short, succinct, and to the point. Our technology will probably be able to advance sufficiently far in all other areas on its own.

Would you like paper or plastic?

Earth is full. Go home.

We've got weed and alcohol, what do you have?

Fancy a hot cocoa sampler?

jayessell

That was my first idea, but with not as many 'verys'.


Great minds, and all that.


I was actually gonna add more, but my forehead hit the ENTER button.

Fancy a hot cocoa sampler?

/voting enabled.

(now with voting goodness. Please delete previous entry.)


Let's see. Just laugh at all the Americans' jokes. Ignore the French. They're all talk. Stay clear of the Mexicans' water. Trust me on that. Don't worry about the Japanese's panty fetish. You'll get use to it. Yes, the Swedes' are natural blondes and carpet does match the drapes. Just let the North Koreans have the ball. The Spanish, Italian, Indians, Morrocans and Chinese know how to cook. Watch out for the Russians. They're huggers. The Brazilians are kissers. If you want a tame night, don't get the Irish, Australians, Scots and the Kiwis drunk. And what ever you do, don't insult the Muslims. Pass it on.

Put the guns away! T.V. isn't real! We're not THAT bad, I promise!

/sad it is that Explorers got that part right

Be very very quiet.

That, or "Who let the dogs out?"

How can you serve us?

Honest Mr. spaceman, none of us voted for "The Big Dubya".

Here, try this.

Bet you $5 I can tell you where you got your shoes.

I second SpacePunk's post, "Run!", since thats exactly what I was going to say :)

Do your females have vaginas?

have you accepted christ as your personal savior?

or gente malo chupo

or my wife would ask "does this make me look fat?"

:)

Hello, I represent Amway. Could I interest you in some shoes?

Does the Milky Way taste as good as it sounds?

Have any Romulan Ale?

What's Wil Wheaton been up to with The Traveler?

smell my fingers... you know what that is?

Vote Republican?

Surrender?! Very well, we accept.

Same thing I always say of course "Why hello there Mr. Senator!"