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(Some Guy)   When we make first contact with with another intelligent race, what should be our first words to them?   (en.wikipedia.org ) divider line
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2007-01-01 08:42:17 PM  
Did you like the Chuck Berry?
 
2007-01-01 08:42:28 PM  
Look at me, I'm an attention weasel!
 
2007-01-01 08:42:31 PM  
No, we don't taste like chicken.
 
2007-01-01 08:42:35 PM  
'sup, biotches?
 
2007-01-01 08:42:38 PM  
How's it hanging?
 
2007-01-01 08:42:46 PM  
Get back in your ship and back slowly away from the planet.
 
2007-01-01 08:42:51 PM  
Put your appendages on the floor! On the floor right now! I'm not going to tell you again? You want to get tazed again? You want it again?
 
2007-01-01 08:43:26 PM  
Boobies!
 
2007-01-01 08:43:36 PM  
OrionsDale: Did you like the Chuck Berry?

Or this. Then the chicken thing immediately after.
 
2007-01-01 08:44:56 PM  
uh. did you fart?
 
2007-01-01 08:45:13 PM  
Dad?
 
2007-01-01 08:45:26 PM  
Fark You!
 
2007-01-01 08:45:28 PM  
DIAF
 
2007-01-01 08:45:39 PM  
Just Nuke us from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
 
2007-01-01 08:45:43 PM  
We'd take you to our leader, but uh...
 
2007-01-01 08:45:44 PM  
How many boobies do the women in your race have?
 
2007-01-01 08:45:53 PM  
Pull my finger.
 
2007-01-01 08:45:57 PM  
Don't eat the salmon mousse.
 
2007-01-01 08:46:03 PM  
Leave quick before Bush decides you have WMD.
 
2007-01-01 08:46:09 PM  
Lurr? Is that you?
 
2007-01-01 08:46:16 PM  
We're soooo sorry. So very, very, very sorry.


Sorry.
 
2007-01-01 08:46:24 PM  
"Please, no more UFIA"
 
2007-01-01 08:46:29 PM  
English motherfarker! You speak it??
 
2007-01-01 08:46:34 PM  
Get your spaceship off my lawn !
 
2007-01-01 08:46:35 PM  
We want to wish you...we, uh, hope you have...uh...we.....SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!
 
2007-01-01 08:46:43 PM  
nothing to see here folks, nothing to see
 
2007-01-01 08:46:44 PM  
All of our secrets are stored in the stomachs of our leaders.
 
2007-01-01 08:46:44 PM  
"Last time I really liked the electrified anal probe - can I have another one?
 
2007-01-01 08:46:47 PM  
UFIA
 
2007-01-01 08:46:48 PM  
"The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club."
 
2007-01-01 08:46:48 PM  
"WHAAZZAAAAUUUUUPPP?"

If we're lucky, those commercials will just have arrived on their planet.
 
2007-01-01 08:46:52 PM  
Have you ever seen a cat eat a potato?
 
2007-01-01 08:47:01 PM  
How you doin'?

/Alien chicks are always hot
//Unless sci-fi has lied to me
 
2007-01-01 08:47:06 PM  
"How about some buttsecks?"
 
2007-01-01 08:47:08 PM  
Disperse... nothing to see....
 
2007-01-01 08:47:09 PM  
How You Doin'?
 
2007-01-01 08:47:09 PM  
Sorry for the inconvenience.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:10 PM  
Head-on, apply directly to the forehead.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:12 PM  
Umm.... sorry to have to ask this, but could you figure out a reasonable way to settle the NCAA Division I Football National Championship that actually has a chance of being implimented? Thanks.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:17 PM  
You are one UGLY motherfarker!
 
2007-01-01 08:47:19 PM  
I want to defect.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:22 PM  
Friend, not food.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:24 PM  
Does this look infected?
 
2007-01-01 08:47:32 PM  
img444.imageshack.us
 
2007-01-01 08:47:35 PM  
"Douchebagsayswhat?"
 
2007-01-01 08:47:35 PM  
I'm not into anal probes but the Farker above me is.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:36 PM  
Who's yo daddy?
 
2007-01-01 08:47:36 PM  
Yo.
 
2007-01-01 08:47:36 PM  
The Jews Run Dollywood!
 
2007-01-01 08:47:41 PM  
What's the capital of CTA-102?
 
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