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(CBS News)   67-year-old woman gives birth to twins, may have problems breast-feeding as she can only give powdered milk   (cbsnews.com) divider line 77
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2006-12-31 09:50:32 AM
Heh heh.
+1
 
2006-12-31 09:55:37 AM
Eeew. Good headline.
 
2006-12-31 09:59:07 AM
You win today's internet
 
2006-12-31 10:06:36 AM
And it comes out of her kneecaps.
 
2006-12-31 10:15:58 AM
A+++++

Would vote for it again!
 
2006-12-31 10:38:26 AM
Best headline this story has produced.
 
2006-12-31 11:03:02 AM
Gross. +1
 
2006-12-31 11:27:36 AM
I LOL'ed then puked a little.

/+1
 
2006-12-31 11:46:03 AM
That "old joke" happens to be my wife!
 
2006-12-31 03:43:55 PM
Eww

+1
 
2006-12-31 04:05:56 PM
eww

ewww


eeewwwWwwwwww!


/oh lord
 
2006-12-31 04:06:33 PM
ack. I just pictured that.
 
2006-12-31 04:08:54 PM
Fb wanted for questioning
 
2006-12-31 04:10:12 PM
She probably has a sign next to her boobs that says "just add water"
 
2006-12-31 04:10:23 PM
 
2006-12-31 04:13:12 PM
The Unchosen One

You and I thought the same thing. A+ link, A+ headline!
 
2006-12-31 04:14:10 PM
Ye olde fried eggs on a nail.
 
2006-12-31 04:15:39 PM
Does the milk smell funny?
 
2006-12-31 04:16:37 PM
Poor kids.
 
2006-12-31 04:18:28 PM
Wow. She underwent IVF just to give birth to two kids who won't even graduate from highschool until she's 85, assuming she lives that long.

Dear Gods, wtf and why?

/IVF rant aside
///adoption, people!
 
2006-12-31 04:18:45 PM
With all the overpopulation in the world and the vast number of unfit parents out there, I'm glad they're handing out fertility drugs like Pez.
 
2006-12-31 04:20:22 PM
i6.ebayimg.com

Nun of this, and Nun of that, and certainly Nun of the other.

 
2006-12-31 04:20:59 PM
Mugato: With all the overpopulation in the world and the vast number of unfit parents out there, I'm glad they're handing out fertility drugs like Pez.

....or shoving a turkey baster in her snatch...whatever is involved.
 
2006-12-31 04:21:10 PM
hit wrong comments opps
 
2006-12-31 04:21:28 PM
Great headline. I'll need brain bleach to wipe the visual from my mind, though.
 
2006-12-31 04:22:55 PM
On a lighter note her children can bring her ashes to show and tell...
 
2006-12-31 04:23:15 PM
Subby +111111111

that was classic and I vote this as headline of the year!
 
2006-12-31 04:23:55 PM
Poor kids. She'll be dead by the time they are old enough to remember her.
 
2006-12-31 04:24:32 PM
This is just fine without pics.

You in the back, don't even think bout posting them.
 
2006-12-31 04:25:29 PM
Those poor kids are going to be subjected to endless "your mom's so old..." jokes.
 
2006-12-31 04:28:44 PM
TsuZi: Poor kids. She'll be dead by the time they are old enough to remember her.

What do you think, she lives in America?

The rest of the world isn't suffering from our obesity/heart disease epidemic.
 
2006-12-31 04:30:08 PM
Awe fark, another keyboard soaked in beer.
 
2006-12-31 04:30:20 PM
your mom's so old that when she breat fed you as a baby, all you gots was powered milk! ooooooooooooooooooooooh!
 
2006-12-31 04:34:40 PM
Greta:Those poor kids are going to be subjected to endless "your mom's so old..." jokes.

No, they will be subjected to "your mom's so dead..." jokes.

Sad, really.
 
2006-12-31 04:35:39 PM
Your mom's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
 
2006-12-31 04:39:30 PM
When she lactates everyone looks like clowns.
 
2006-12-31 04:43:56 PM
nukeim And it comes out of her kneecaps.
No sir. I don't think I need any rubber nipples.

img399.imageshack.us
 
2006-12-31 04:47:03 PM
Did she birth them or did they fall out?
 
2006-12-31 04:48:26 PM
Gives milf a new meaning....
/im glad the article had no pics
 
2006-12-31 04:49:48 PM
Did she get the senior discount on her bill?
 
2006-12-31 04:50:00 PM
She did it because her husband's will left his estate to be evenly divided amongst his heirs. He had a trophy for the second wife and this wife had possession of his sperm.

Now, with four legit heirs the first wife gets 75% instead of 50%.

/naw, just made it up
 
2006-12-31 04:54:23 PM
Proof for sure that just because it can be done, does NOT mean you should do it.

Is this woman so mentally daft that she doesn't get it? How old was the proud "father"? 'Ever take a look at the terrible genetic mutation and associated health risks that are inflicted on the progency of aging so-called "parents"?

Or is she just another raging example of the attention whores that breed (!) and thrive so well in our pop culture. It's sickening. And I'll bet they aren't picking up the full tab, now or later.

Feh.
 
2006-12-31 04:54:56 PM
dilate--

"do you have any rubber walrus protectors?"

"ccaaaallll the po leeeeece!"
 
2006-12-31 04:55:05 PM
GILF? I'd have to be really drunk...
 
2006-12-31 04:58:28 PM
Utterly pathetic and disgustingly selfish. If she sets a new world record for old age, the kids will be in their 50's when she dies. If she dies at a "normal" age, they'll be in their teens or 20's.

MonkeyBoy666
What do you think, she lives in America?

The rest of the world isn't suffering from our obesity/heart disease epidemic.


The rest of the world is composed of biological organisms programmed to die, however.
 
2006-12-31 05:00:22 PM
out yourself subby so i can give you a kiss!
 
2006-12-31 05:00:30 PM
1101 0011 1011 0101 1010
 
2006-12-31 05:00:54 PM
mom?
 
2006-12-31 05:03:12 PM
Now they need to get back at it so those boys can have a baby sister.
 
2006-12-31 05:06:32 PM
Is this woman so mentally daft that she doesn't get it? How old was the proud "father"? 'Ever take a look at the terrible genetic mutation and associated health risks that are inflicted on the progency of aging so-called "parents"?

67 year old women don't ovulate, even with fertility drugs AFAIK. So she used donor eggs, probably from some 20 year old with perfectly good eggs.
 
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