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2006-12-27 12:16:12 PM
Jealous much?
 
2006-12-27 12:23:24 PM
Texas and Oklahoma are not in the South.
 
2006-12-27 12:25:32 PM
Nabb1: Texas and Oklahoma are not in the South.

I disagree, they're both South of me (and a little west).
 
2006-12-27 12:29:46 PM
Why can't I be blonde? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
2006-12-27 12:31:18 PM
I received much pleasure at the look of sadness on her face on Monday as her boy toy's team got crucified.

/GO EAGLES!
 
2006-12-27 12:32:57 PM
I guess that makes them ROMOSEXUALS, right? ROMOSEXUALS!

/I am the first person to ever use that joke. Ever.
 
2006-12-27 12:33:48 PM
Who the fark is Tony Romo?

I think I may have owned a pair of boots made by him.
 
2006-12-27 12:34:30 PM
suebhoney: I received much pleasure at the look of sadness on her face on Monday as her boy toy's team got crucified.

I didn't feel too bad for him. Going home to Carrie Underwood and a few million dollars, how will he ever get by?
 
2006-12-27 12:36:24 PM
Ah... Tony Romo.

You have the makings of a very good QB. That botched snap you picked up and turned into a 6 yard gain was nothing short of brilliant.

That being said, you need to chill out and stop worry about showing blonds the field and start worrying about winning football games. Bill Parcells will can your ass faster than you know if you don't buckle down and start getting it done. You had the NFC East in your hands and you gave it away to us!! You handed it right to us! In a game Parcells called "uncompetitive!"

You didn't deserve to make the Pro Bowl, having only won 5 games. Especially when guys like Brian Westbrook didn't make it.

You might be a good QB... but the key word is "might." Because right now, you haven't done anything.
 
2006-12-27 12:36:29 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am the first person to ever use that joke.

You're the first person I've heard say it, so YES.
 
2006-12-27 12:38:43 PM
tarrant84: You handed it right to us!

I'm shocked, shocked I say, that you're saying that versus saying Garcia played a really good game.
 
2006-12-27 12:40:58 PM
Dom Roark: Why can't I be blonde?

You aren't?
 
2006-12-27 12:48:08 PM
www.myimagebuddy.com
 
2006-12-27 12:48:17 PM
Dom Roark: You're the first person I've heard say it, so YES.

Did it make you laugh? 'Cause Maxim says that the best way to pick up cute girls is to make them laugh and since you didn't tell me you "laughed out loud" I was kind of hoping I got a pity chuckle because I am new at this.
 
2006-12-27 12:52:55 PM
peck: You aren't?
Are you saying I act like a blonde? HUH?
I do feel a touch treasonous having a slight bit of affection for the kid. I do not think my boy Brett would approve. No sir.

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I was kind of hoping I got a pity chuckle because I am new at this
Spot on. Pity chuckle indeed. Almost a chortle, but not quite.
 
2006-12-27 01:11:58 PM
Who the shiat is Carrie Underwood?
 
2006-12-27 01:27:18 PM
Quick1

Pity sex sucks :P, even with millions of dollars.
 
2006-12-27 01:32:45 PM
You didn't deserve to make the Pro Bowl, having only won 5 games. Especially when guys like Brian Westbrook didn't make it.

They don't play the same position, and Brian Westbrook was greatly overshadowed by several other players. Sad thing is, given the state of the NFC, Romo really was one of the only viable options for Pro Bowl QB.
 
2006-12-27 01:37:47 PM
Dom Roark: I just wrote this for an Eagles message board thing... but I'm going to repost it.

"Jeff Garcia is the true Rocky story of Philadelphia.

An unpopular quarterback in the league viewed as old and washed up, suddenly given a second chance at glory. The fans didn't want to see him play when McNabb went down, and when he was put in, most fans said the Bird's season was finished. He's too old, too frail, and can't throw more than 15 yards.

Then suddenly, this 36 year old guy who everyone thought was washed up is on the verge of clinching the NFC East after doing the impossible-- 4 straight wins in tough conference games. Games where the Eagles were largely viewed as underdogs. He want to Washington, New York, and Dallas and did the impossible by coming out with three wins. Three underdog wins from an underdog quarterback.

Making it even more interesting is the huge win against an over-hyped media darling Dallas team and Tony Romo. Remember Rocky's fight against an over-hyped Apollo Creed? While Tony Romo was making headlines, flirting with stars, and becoming quite the media darling... Garcia was studying tapes, practicing, and focusing on football. While Romo was showboating on the field with Carrie Underwood, interviewing on ESPN, getting selected for the Pro Bowl... no one cared about Jeff Garcia.

And then an underdog Garcia goes into Dallas and pulls out a huge win over the media darling-- proving that passion, determination, and grit will win out against hype and showboating. Like Rocky, he set aside the hype, focused on the task at hand, and surprised everyone with a huge upset.

And how does he top it off? "Merry Christmas, Philadelphia!"

And we all know next year McNabb will be back. There will be no starting job for Garcia, no $30 million dollar contract, no offers to start somewhere. Because he's still 36 years old. There will be no dates with Jessica Simpson or Carrie Underwood, no ESPN media hype, and no Pro Bowl appearances. Just like he came in, Garcia will quietly leave and hand the reins back over to McNabb after pulling some of the biggest upsets of the season and leading a team everyone had written off into the playoffs.

He came to Philadelphia and did what he had to against all odds... and with none of the glory.

He's Philadelphia's real life Rocky Balboa."

I, for one, think that's a pretty compelling story.
 
2006-12-27 01:38:58 PM
kronicfeld: They don't play the same position, and Brian Westbrook was greatly overshadowed by several other players. Sad thing is, given the state of the NFC, Romo really was one of the only viable options for Pro Bowl QB.

I understand the dynamics of the Pro Bowl, but it's kind of a joke seeing as Garcia and McNabb are both better QBs than Romo.

And don't get me wrong, I like Romo. I think he will be good... but I think people were too quick to cannonize him.
 
2006-12-27 01:55:48 PM
Although I don't care much for country music, I will say that I've heard Carrie Underwood's album and it is very, very good. The girl definitely has more talent.

However, subby's mom has quite a bit of talent also. At least, last night she did.

/and Carrie Underwood's freakin' hot!
i.realone.com
 
2006-12-27 02:58:42 PM
Best blog on the net

tonyhomo.com
 
2006-12-27 03:09:49 PM
He does make a tasty set of ribs however.
 
2006-12-27 03:37:38 PM
It all depends on your definition of "talent." I doubt he's dating them for their singing voices.

And Texas and Oklahoma are not in the South.
 
2006-12-27 04:11:07 PM
Dude, Carrie Underwood is frickin' hot. Don't know where smitty's beef is. Probably in another dude, no doubt.
 
2006-12-27 04:23:58 PM
Tony Romo? Sounds like a pizza.

/vote for pizza!
 
2006-12-27 04:26:23 PM
...waiting to see Faith Hill's reaction to this news.
 
2006-12-27 04:33:12 PM
kblair4: /and Carrie Underwood's freakin' hot!

Yeah. When did that happen?
 
2006-12-27 04:53:22 PM
Carrie Underwood talentless?

Smitty really needs to cut back on the drinking.
 
2006-12-27 04:58:38 PM
To her credit, if Carrie Underwood is more Jessica Simpson than Kelly Clarkson, she hasn't shown it yet. Texas was a Confederate state and Okie was unofficially controlled by them, hence the Southern moniker. (Besides, they're more Southern than Western anyways, accent included.)

As for Tony Roma and his rib joints--his performance and the media hype surrounding it this past weekend only went to show exactly how much of the hype he is letting get to him. If they lose out this year, it will be because he's having too much fun and not concentrating enough. Wanna quantify too much fun? See "Brady, Tom; 2002 season."
 
2006-12-27 05:03:29 PM
TO isn't blonde
 
2006-12-27 05:25:08 PM
Dom Roark gets my vote for the best bio on Fark.
I can even overlook the fact that she's a Packer/Favre fan.

/And she does know her sports!
//here's to ya young lady!
 
2006-12-27 05:29:22 PM
At risk of sounding like a Tony Homo, I wouldnt call Underwood talentless. She has a pretty good voice, gang.
 
2006-12-27 05:34:47 PM
Underwood: too much make up, an average face, a good voice, and really crappy songs.
 
2006-12-27 05:34:50 PM
Oklahoma is geographically south, but the attitude of the people is pure Midwestern. Texas, on the other hand, is just Texas.
 
2006-12-27 05:35:18 PM
The Eagles and Saints losses were not Tony Romo's fault, unless he is now playing defense. In both games, the Cowboys defense could not get off the field for most of the first half, leaving the offense to play catch up. Tony was not great, but the defense has been awful the last three weeks.
 
2006-12-27 05:36:52 PM
Oh, and half of Texas is in the south, the other half is southwest. I-35 is pretty much the dividing line.
 
2006-12-27 05:44:02 PM
Puhleeze, she sings a song called "Jesus Take the Wheel". At least Jessica is hot, this girl is pretty but a goody two-shoes dork. I think she and Romo are perfect for each other.
 
2006-12-27 05:46:57 PM
hophead929

The Eagles and Saints losses were not Tony Romo's fault, unless he is now playing defense. In both games, the Cowboys defense could not get off the field for most of the first half, leaving the offense to play catch up. Tony was not great, but the defense has been awful the last three weeks.


Just out of curiosity, why couldn't the defense get off the field. Sure...they haven't been playing well, but having a QB lead 3 and out drives doesn't help the D any either.(Not a Boy's fan...happy they got their tails whipped on X-mas)
 
2006-12-27 05:56:58 PM
I bet singing is the least of her talents.


If you know what I mean. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
 
2006-12-27 05:58:29 PM
emeraldmage: Just out of curiosity, why couldn't the defense get off the field.

The Cowboys defense has given up several long drives the past three weeks - 8, 10, 12 play drives that take 5 - 8 minutes off the clock. That not only wears down the defense, but also keeps the offense from getting in rhythm.

Don't misunderstand me - I'm not a Romo defender or apologist, but when the offense gets three possessions in a half, it is hard to get things going. A dependable running game would help both the QB and defense also.

The biggest problem I have had with the Cowboys the last three weeks is that they just don't seem to care. No emotion at all. It's been frustrating.
 
2006-12-27 06:00:53 PM
Live it up while you can, Tony. Celebrity is like living on an eyelash - one sudden blink and you're gone.



/I'd be churning through them too
//how do you think the girl who dumped him before he was promoted feels right about now?
///no sympathy for her
 
2006-12-27 06:27:11 PM
I think Romo is a genius.

He barely mentions Jessica Simpson and the international press jumps at the story.

He then jokingly said he was not going out with simpson but with Carrie Underwood and boom there she is at the stadium.

Genius. He can mention just about anyone and a publicists will insist the client go out for a date.
 
2006-12-27 06:32:03 PM
Aikmen better cover his butt then. DNRTFA
 
2006-12-27 06:34:25 PM
Well if you don't mind me saying, Dom Roark, I think yer doin' just fine sans golden drapes.
 
2006-12-27 06:40:55 PM
men.style.com
 
2006-12-27 06:48:20 PM
Dom Roark: Why can't I be blonde? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Consider yourself lucky.
 
2006-12-27 06:55:50 PM
tarrant84: Ah... Tony Romo.

You have the makings of a very good QB. That botched snap you picked up and turned into a 6 yard gain was nothing short of brilliant.

That being said, you need to chill out and stop worry about showing blonds the field and start worrying about winning football games. Bill Parcells will can your ass faster than you know if you don't buckle down and start getting it done. You had the NFC East in your hands and you gave it away to us!! You handed it right to us! In a game Parcells called "uncompetitive!"

You didn't deserve to make the Pro Bowl, having only won 5 games. Especially when guys like Brian Westbrook didn't make it.

You might be a good QB... but the key word is "might." Because right now, you haven't done anything.


Dude, you are so right. Parcells is being a biatch, WTF was she doing on the field while Romo was hanging out chatting it up instead of warming up? I wanted to see Dallas lose, but seriously that was total BS. Westbrook rocked. What about Garcia, is he really...?

/Go Packers
 
2006-12-27 06:57:38 PM
Dom Roark: Why can't I be blonde? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sorry I misread that. Nice sarcasm.
 
2006-12-27 07:37:04 PM
Tony Romo officially has a thing for talentless southern blond girls

Hey, me too! But those two aren't talentless. I can think of a thing or two that they do VERY well.

/Singing, for one.
 
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