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(AP) NewsFlash Tragedy today: Gerald Ford dead at the age of 93. He was delicious   (news.lycos.com) divider line 509
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2006-12-26 11:56:19 PM
In other news, hundreds of TotalFarkers seek shelter as a deluge of NewsFlashes swamp the server.
 
2006-12-26 11:57:43 PM
www.danacarvey.net
 
2006-12-26 11:58:07 PM
Smitty wins.
 
2006-12-26 11:58:44 PM
+1

/RIP
 
2006-12-26 11:59:54 PM
And we can't use this joke ever again. :(
 
2006-12-27 12:01:04 AM
Ford and James Brown just seemed like those guys who would never die in my lifetime.
 
2006-12-27 12:01:54 AM
Great headline, bad news

I'll miss ya Gerry

/Michigan native
 
2006-12-27 12:03:02 AM
rest in peace, Mr. Ford.
 
2006-12-27 12:03:17 AM
Those damn wolves...
 
2006-12-27 12:03:19 AM
Hola bimbe. Hola dinge. Gerald Ford. *click* *click*
 
2006-12-27 12:03:23 AM
My headline was similar.

/Gerald Ford Senselessly Dies at Age 93
 
2006-12-27 12:03:24 AM
Gerald Ford died today, at the senseless age of 93.
 
2006-12-27 12:03:44 AM
Good headline, but needs a "sadder" tag.
 
Bhh
2006-12-27 12:03:45 AM
Best president of my lifetime because he didn't do anything. He just flew around and played golf. If zombie Ford runs in 2008, he's got my vote.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:05 AM
he's playing football without a helmet in heaven now
 
2006-12-27 12:04:07 AM
RIP, Mr. Ford.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:22 AM
Last of the Warren Commission.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:24 AM
I don't believe the headline. Something tells me he was out hunting with cheney.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:30 AM
Wolves. I was waitin for it......
 
2006-12-27 12:04:30 AM
Mine was similar too, but this will do.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:40 AM
Just senseless.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:45 AM
The wolves are getting jiggy tonight
 
2006-12-27 12:04:49 AM
Jedi_Templar: My headline was similar.

/Gerald Ford Senselessly Dies at Age 93


faster, but you got it wrong.
 
2006-12-27 12:04:59 AM
Ok, James Brown, Gerald Ford, what's the trifecta?
 
2006-12-27 12:05:02 AM
I still don't understand why he pardoned Nixon.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:04 AM
I always liked the guy. He did seem to trip a lot though.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:05 AM
Senseless
 
2006-12-27 12:05:12 AM
Only 93?
CONSPIRACY!!!!!
 
2006-12-27 12:05:17 AM
Yeah. One fark obit headline that was already written.

/just missed it.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:23 AM
43 newsflashes and still counting...
 
2006-12-27 12:05:24 AM
Celebrity death trifecta in play?
 
2006-12-27 12:05:33 AM
Crap, that sucks. Don't get the headline.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:34 AM
Ford is my favorite President who wasn't elected by the American People. (GWB is second.)

RIP
 
2006-12-27 12:05:34 AM
What a long strange trip it's been.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:36 AM
What is this "He was delicious" stuff?
 
2006-12-27 12:05:40 AM
Good night Mr. President. Rest well.
 
2006-12-27 12:05:57 AM
Go Hang A Salami. I'm a Lasagna Hog.: Crap, that sucks. Don't get the headline.

Exit stage left
 
2006-12-27 12:06:22 AM
Malaise Forever
 
2006-12-27 12:06:23 AM
Because somebody won't understand the reference: The original SNL transcript of Gerald Ford's senseless demise
 
2006-12-27 12:06:24 AM
What is this "He was delicious" stuff?

They haven't announced cause of death yet, but he was eaten by wolves.
 
2006-12-27 12:06:24 AM
The full SNL:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml
 
2006-12-27 12:06:35 AM
img207.imageshack.us
 
2006-12-27 12:06:36 AM
Wolves? What are the chances?

Taft was.
 
2006-12-27 12:06:42 AM
Having a hard time finding the SNL video. Anyone have it somewhere?
 
2006-12-27 12:06:48 AM
Here is the link to the skit
SNL Skit
 
2006-12-27 12:06:51 AM
Castro for the pre-new year's trifecta?

/punch me ticket, aye
 
2006-12-27 12:06:52 AM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo Ok, James Brown, Gerald Ford, what's the trifecta?

Ur mom

/had to do it
 
2006-12-27 12:06:56 AM
rest well mr. president
 
2006-12-27 12:07:05 AM
Sad
 
2006-12-27 12:07:05 AM
(Generic meaningless expression of sympathy)

/Really though, RIP
 
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