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		Schwarzenegger will need crutches, screws. Maria Shriver unavailable for comment (cnn.com)		75
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ChairmanKaga		2006-12-26 01:25:52 PM

Luckily he left a robotic arm on his last visit to the 21rst century so the engineers have a pretty good idea how to make his new leg.

MacSlacker		2006-12-26 02:02:56 PM

So, you're saying that his leg is screwed? California will be next if the anesthesiologist gets the dosage wrong.

/go Ah-nuld!
//and go slashies!!

m0llusk		2006-12-26 02:05:21 PM

I - AM - ROBO - GOV
YOU - WILL - BALANCE - BUDGET
YOU - HAVE - FIFTEEN - SECONDS - TO - COMPLY

Jakevol2		2006-12-26 02:21:53 PM

Does this mean Arnie is going to start leaning left?

Mugato		2006-12-26 02:22:58 PM

Sccrrrrrooooooo yooooooo!

Clint Zombie		2006-12-26 02:23:36 PM

ChairmanKaga

"Dere's one more cheep....it must be destroy't."

Calvin Coolidge		2006-12-26 02:24:31 PM

We can rebuild him...

smeegle		2006-12-26 02:25:53 PM

Doon't beya girly man.

shipofthesun		2006-12-26 02:26:11 PM

Jakevol2: Does this mean Arnie is going to start leaning left?

No, it just means he will have to re-define the whole political spectrum. And look for Sarah Conner.

Dicky B		2006-12-26 02:26:27 PM

They could just replace him with Danny DeVito, and no one would ever notice.

Englebert Slaptyback		2006-12-26 02:26:33 PM

I'm glad CNN is there to let us know that someone with a broken leg will need crutches.

It's too late for me, though: the last time I broke a leg, the poor guy had just had to hop around for several weeks.

sh0x		2006-12-26 02:27:05 PM

Need a screw? Ask for Meh-lee-nah.

Monkey's Knuckle		2006-12-26 02:27:08 PM

DickyB, you are king here, I see that now.

Eric Hexagon		2006-12-26 02:29:16 PM

DEPLOY THE GOVERNOR-BOT!
www.megomuseum.com

dogfood		2006-12-26 02:29:54 PM

I fractured my femur 25 years ago, now I have two things in common with Arnold.

Have fun with that.

Walker		2006-12-26 02:30:38 PM

If only he were liquid metal.

Jimsus		2006-12-26 02:31:04 PM

I sure hope his unborn baby wasn't hurt in the fall.

"Mr. Schwarzenegger your fall was caused by a tumor."

/you know the rest

jake_lex		2006-12-26 02:31:24 PM

The good news, however, is that it's not a tumor.

thespindrifter		2006-12-26 02:32:18 PM

So I guess this really puts the screws on any cameos in T-4?

/wait, no! put those tomatoes down now!

FalloutX		2006-12-26 02:32:44 PM

dogfood

I fractured my femur 25 years ago, now I have two things in common with Arnold.

Have fun with that.

No way, you're the Governor of California, too?

/or Mr. Universe?
//Terminator?
///Kindergarden Cop?!?!

thespindrifter		2006-12-26 02:33:14 PM

jake_lex: The good news, however, is that it's not a tumor.

Say, you know they could always just clone him... I hear the East Germans used to be really good at that.

WCHeadhunter		2006-12-26 02:34:34 PM

dogfood
"I fractured my femur 25 years ago, now I have two things in common with Arnold."

You farked Maria Shriver?

Jakevol2		2006-12-26 02:35:48 PM

You farked Maria Shriver?

Who hasn't?

jake_lex		2006-12-26 02:36:03 PM

The paramedic that got to him was quoted as saying, "Come with me if you want to live."

ChairmanKaga		2006-12-26 02:37:27 PM

dogfood

Your Father was a Nazi war criminal?

Jakevol2		2006-12-26 02:37:27 PM

Does this mean he will no longer be the Running Man?

Shiksababy		2006-12-26 02:38:55 PM

He'll be back.

Tarx		2006-12-26 02:39:44 PM

He has amazing hair.

soakitincider		2006-12-26 02:39:44 PM

I think this guy has an inherent issue with judgment and applying it in the real world.

Vide Infra		2006-12-26 02:39:45 PM

ELENOR: You would need alot more than more than screws to fix Mt. St. Helens.

thespindrifter		2006-12-26 02:39:54 PM

I hear that the moment before impact, Arnie was spotted with another piece of pussy....

www.acc.umu.se

LocalCynic		2006-12-26 02:40:12 PM

Looks like the Kennedy curse is finally getting to Ahnold.

dogfood		2006-12-26 02:40:21 PM

nope, nope (getting warm) , nope

Vide Infra		2006-12-26 02:41:36 PM

dogfood - you have both been screwed?

Mack Bolan		2006-12-26 02:42:05 PM

His wife has a man-face and he is a phoney.

He is the perfect governor for California, the Northern Californians think his wife is a tranny, so they love her and him, cause that's how THEY roll up there.

Down south, his phonyness allows every one down there to relate to him, cause he is just like THEM...

Vide Infra		2006-12-26 02:42:14 PM

(by a Kennedy?)

Clint Zombie		2006-12-26 02:45:24 PM

Vide Infra

dogfood		2006-12-26 02:46:38 PM

nope

Jakevol2		2006-12-26 02:47:00 PM

Damn, now I am in the mood for a Cherry Icee.

ChairmanKaga		2006-12-26 02:47:31 PM

Mack Bolan

His wife has a man-face and he is a phoney.

While I would agree that he is about as Hollywood as they come. Maria was teh Hawt back in the day.

Peekachicka		2006-12-26 02:48:17 PM

Does the guy know that skiing and politics dont mix?! Sheesh he should be happy he didnt die like the rest of them.

Rapmaster2000		2006-12-26 02:49:24 PM

ChairmanKaga		2006-12-26 02:49:35 PM

Peekachicka

Does the guy know that skiing and politics dont mix?! Sheesh he should be happy he didnt die like the rest of them.

HA! I GUESS HE REALLY IS A KENNEDY!

dogfood		2006-12-26 02:50:00 PM

His wife has a man-face and he is a phoney.

Ok four things.

LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH		2006-12-26 02:50:10 PM

Quick cycle of steroids and he'll be back on his feet in no time.

Pro Zack		2006-12-26 02:50:29 PM

Will he do his next film down in Sunny california, pro Bono?

Asperger Jones		2006-12-26 02:51:18 PM

Appropos of nothing, I just watched The Long Goodbye last night, Arnie's second film, albeit in an uncredited role as a hood in a gangster's office. I'm diggin' the porn star mustache.

www.americanphoto.co.jp

Vide Infra		2006-12-26 02:58:03 PM

Clint - Which time?

Mugato		2006-12-26 02:58:42 PM

Mack Bolan: He is the perfect governor for California, the Northern Californians think his wife is a tranny, so they love her and him, cause that's how THEY roll up there.

Down south, his phonyness allows every one down there to relate to him, cause he is just like THEM...

Let's take a look at the profile....

I got nuthin. There were never any fark up politicians from Texas.