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9201 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Dec 2006 at 12:37 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-12-25 04:25:51 PM  
Even though she knows it means even more time for me in front of a screen, my fiancee got me a PS2 (yes, PS2...just wanted something that I could get some cheap decent games for). Now I just have to find time to actually stop working and USE it ;)

She bought me a wind up penguin that poops candy...that sucker's going right on my desk at work. Also, a $50 gift certificate at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. That should buy me what...a soda? ;)

And between her parents and my mom, we got $250 more to put towards the honeymoon in May. My mom put together a nice collage of pictures of my father who died when I was four...a nice addition to the living room.

As for what I got my fiancee...I figured it was the year to think of relaxation. A back massager, a couple of herbal hot/cold packs for her eyes, head, and back, a bed cushion so she could relax and read in bed. Few other things here and there :)
2006-12-25 04:26:09 PM  
Wow. I can't believe how many other people got spatulas.

It's an epidemic or something!
2006-12-25 04:28:09 PM  
I got sick last night, so I missed the sponsorship thread, I spent my Christmas Eve in fever-induced dreamland. I got a bunch of things I asked for, and some I didn't.

-Super Mario Bros. t-shirt (cool!)
-Help! on DVD (keen gear!)
-Japanese Folktales a book that saw it's last printing in 1965, but, it looks like new.
-Haiku: Essential Versions of Basho, Buson and Issa

MegaElixir: Bongos.
So did I, but, I wanted them!

/still feels sick
//Happy Christmas!
2006-12-25 04:28:50 PM  
SophT: would you like a painting of a bag of crap?
2006-12-25 04:28:59 PM  
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I've got enough damn tonka toys.
2006-12-25 04:30:19 PM  
RadioactiveApe: Fat ass.

2006-12-25 04:30:23 PM  
A bunch of 3 Stooges DVDs. :)
2006-12-25 04:30:59 PM  
My father got me a car tire shaped ashtray, disregarding the fact that neither of us smokes.
The man must really hate me since he got religion.
2006-12-25 04:32:39 PM  
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2006-12-25 04:34:06 PM  

RadioactiveApe: Fat ass.


2006-12-25 04:35:41 PM  
Peace on earth and goodwill towards freakin' men over here.

You can't return that.

/And the Clockman diamond
2006-12-25 04:38:20 PM  
i wanted a wacom. so i could do some mad flash animations for New Grounds. but the company my parents ordered from sent the wrong shiat. it's meant for taking notes. and it doesn't work on macs. so now im wacomless.

thanks online shipping.
2006-12-25 04:38:32 PM  
oh wow! totalfarkdom for a month! addiction rising++!

/ thanks, i am so *sniff* humbled
// you love me, you really love me
/// i love stinkbunny*.a xmas gift that rocks!
////*in a non threatening, i'm not a stalker honest kinda way
2006-12-25 04:39:29 PM  
A 2'x3' corkboard and a Volcom sweatshirt that is probably a size too big for my skinny-ass frame. I can't farking stand Volcom.
2006-12-25 04:40:37 PM  
I got to work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. I got a lot of shiat done I won't have to work on next week.
2006-12-25 04:41:00 PM  
I gambled all my Christmas money and came out ahead $350.00 dollars.
So now im going to get my WII for free.

2 of my cousins lost all their gifts. Its a christmas tradition at our place. Ive been shafted before so i don't pity them.

Merry Christmas ALL.
2006-12-25 04:41:42 PM  
but i did get Lost season 1 and 2 on dvd. that was cool. and an oldschool spiderman shirt. haha
2006-12-25 04:42:47 PM  

I don't even live in Florida, but I know there's a Kohl's in Jacksonville.
2006-12-25 04:43:58 PM  
No rotten gifts.

A Henckel 4 Star Seven Inch Grand Santuko knife.
A Banana Republic Super Comfy Cashmere and Silk sweater, black.
A Super comfy housecoat, so I don't have to freeze while I FARK.
Gift card to Coles/Indigo (Canadian equivilent of Barnes and Noble)Which is gonna get spent on the new W.E.B. Griffin book due out Jan 2.
$50 cash.
And a cool shirt from my co-worker.
2006-12-25 04:44:20 PM  
My wife got me new snowshoes (awesome)

I got my wife Tiffany & Co. earrings (she loves them)

Merry Chris-mas
(for my brother who's in Iraq)
2006-12-25 04:44:32 PM  
Christmas Day is almost over here in the UK and the only truly crappy gift I got was a case of blank CD-R's.
The girl who gave me them will be sitting there right now making a list of mp3's she wants burnt to them.
To add insult to injury they're 4x.

/Not impressed.
2006-12-25 04:44:48 PM  

sonnyboy11: The wife and I gave each other two of these for the holidays

You gave your wife Ann Coulter?

That's correct. Did you want her when we're done?
2006-12-25 04:45:47 PM  
Aluminum foil. I guess I can make a hat out of it.
2006-12-25 04:46:36 PM  
RadioactiveApe: ASS TO ASS!

better than A-2-M, i'd guess
2006-12-25 04:46:58 PM  
Everyone thinks I'm an old lady. I got a bathrobe, socks, gloves, potholders...

My kids got inline skates.

/I wanted skates
//when school starts, those skates are mine
2006-12-25 04:50:17 PM  
I asked for a TotalFark sponsor...I didn't get it...
My life is ruined :(
2006-12-25 04:53:31 PM  
I'd stand up for blueswoman if she'd put out.

After dinner and some sort of eccentric activity of course.
2006-12-25 04:54:06 PM  
I went berserk because no one gave me cha-cha heels.
2006-12-25 04:56:26 PM  
I really wanted a Zune ... but my Chinese wife could not afford it. So she got me sex instead.

And it was really good sex ... so don't get me wrong ... but I still really wanted a Zune. ;_;
2006-12-25 04:56:38 PM  
dlpriest: I'd stand up for blueswoman if she'd put out.

After dinner and some sort of eccentric activity of course.

lol. you mean, like your aging several decades? and you'd have to buy me a really nice dinner. and maybe a cubic zirconium. a really big cubic zirconium.

but other than that, i'm all yours.
2006-12-25 04:58:33 PM  
The nice police officers gave me a free night in this new hotel.. called.. uhh.. jail or something.. and a $750 gift certificate for some store called 'dui'.. I think it's in the court house..
2006-12-25 04:59:38 PM  
A handcrank flash light and a few bucks.

Gave a decent sized donation to Doctor's with out borders.
2006-12-25 05:01:40 PM  

I asked for curling supplies too but got bubkis. I needed a new surface for my broom and my shoes are starting to fall apart and my gloves are old too.
2006-12-25 05:01:52 PM  
BJs are the best...Baileys and Jameson. :-)
2006-12-25 05:04:14 PM  
Polyester socks... seriously WTF?
2006-12-25 05:04:34 PM  
My Boston Terrier ran out last night and got sprayed by a skunk....good times good times
2006-12-25 05:07:28 PM  
A family friend gave us a CD of her soulfully crooning a love song - with her poodle howling accompaniment. Apparently, this submission won first prize in a dog singing contest in the Midwest.

/other than that, just the usual camera gear and angry Christmas sex. All in all, not a bad day.
2006-12-25 05:07:36 PM  
Oh, and my mother-in-law got me a subscription to Wired. Yeehaw.
2006-12-25 05:07:41 PM  
my grandmother gave me a calendar that she recieved from solicitors in the mail. other than that i didnt get anything.
2006-12-25 05:08:08 PM  
lol. you mean, like your aging several decades? and you'd have to buy me a really nice dinner. and maybe a cubic zirconium. a really big cubic zirconium.

but other than that, i'm all yours.

What I lack in age I make up in taste I can assure you.
I'm the oldest 21 year old you've ever met.

A really nice dinner? I'd go Italian, no woman can argue with that. As for cubic zirconiums..tss.

I'd rather shove a lump of coal up Tatsumas arse and wait for a real diamond.

Sorry ma'am but you'll be forced to settle for Yellowtail merlot and silk bedsheets.
2006-12-25 05:09:14 PM  
Good: DH got me a new laptop

Bad: Got lots of booze and last minute drugstore crap suitable for invalids. The booze part at least sounds good on paper, but I can't drink more than half a glass of wine anymore without getting a skull-crushing migraine.

Ah well, let the re-gifting commence!
2006-12-25 05:10:10 PM  

hey, folks, no matter how bad your christmas gift is, here's what i'm giving the ant colony that lives on my patio:

Jesus hon you only need a drop of that stuff. How are you going to get all that crap off the ground?
2006-12-25 05:10:34 PM  

...a periodic table tie.

A few hours ago my cousin gave me a Budweiser necktie. I don't drink Budweiser (or wear ties very often). Want to trade?
2006-12-25 05:11:32 PM  
sonnyboy11: That's correct. Did you want her when we're done?

Lumberjack xmas was two years ago.
2006-12-25 05:11:47 PM  
dlpriest: I'd rather shove a lump of coal up Tatsumas arse and wait for a real diamond.

Aww, just get some of those "fake" real diamonds. That way, you won't have to listen to the story of the children of Israel wandering the desert for 40 years, in real time...
2006-12-25 05:13:28 PM  
All I got was this thing called a fleshlight?
It's not very bright though.
2006-12-25 05:14:18 PM  
Maybe we'll get lucky and Tatsuma will decide to retrace the path of his ancestors and wander the desert for 40 years.

Pray farkers, pray.
2006-12-25 05:16:01 PM  
Oh crap, it's way too late, nobody's gonna read this, but here goes.

My mother in law (who is insane) had a stack of about 8 identical boxes for us and the sister and brother in law. She said, they're all towels, but there is a card with the color on the front so you can pick the color you want and open those. So my family all picked green. The next morning, before we left to come home, she realized we had all green and thought we should have an assortment, so ripped open the remaining boxes, traded out the colors WE HAD PICKED, and I got home five hours later to open the bag and find mismatched towels that don't go with my house at all. Thanks for the nutty Christmas, grandma.

Husband made up for it with the cat-proof shredder.
2006-12-25 05:18:57 PM  
Well I got a ROBOSAPIEN RC robot, a computer chair made from aircraft metal (brushed), a shower radio, and an wallet.

I also get to take down my damn lights YAY!
2006-12-25 05:20:07 PM  
Uhm, no, it's Halloween. Subby is a fool.
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