Got these for my girlfriend who is still in Egypt.(She picked them out) Cant wait for her to wear them 4 inch heels are sexy.:) Hopefully she gets me something cool

CDs:
Beck "The Information"
Barenaked Ladies "...Are Me"

DVDs:
Star Wars Colne Wars Vol. 2
Office Space (yus!)

Games:
Star Wars Empire at War
GTA Liberty City Stories (PS2)
WWE Smackdown! vs RAW 2007 (PS2)

Other stuff:
Skin for my iPod nano
New optical mouse for my lappy
Money toward a plane ticket to see my friend in Houston this spring
White & Nerdy sweatshirt (LOLOL)
Some other clothes

all and all a good haul. disappointed Guitar Hero II wasn't in there, but oh well, I'll just buy it myself once I have the money. I love my parents...

/got my mom an iPod shuffle, the new clippy one
//she loves it

Nothing, on duty in Maryland. My parents did send me a really cool Blues Brothers t-shirt through the mail. We have a family tradition where my sister and I open one gift apiece on Christmas eve before we go to the relatives and open presents/socialze/stuff ourselves. I'm going to celebrate tomorrow after I get relieved. I did get a ton of text messages though last night from friends.

The girl who I met and fell in love with this semester at school went back home to Norway.

/lives in Wisconsin
//she wants to come back here ... I want to go there
///Saddest Xmas ever. :(

GranoblasticMan: I got toilet paper from my parents... Seriously WTF?


Well, we're trying to be subtle.

Mmm, Vodka.


Mmm, Armani.


Mmm, KMFDM.


Didn't get a woman that shares my common interests this Christmas, maybe next year.

All I got was a Nintendo Wii and it only took 2 weeks of following the UPS truck around town making deliveries.. but I got one.

I got a separation, my kid taken away, and a divorce on the way for saying that her sister was a whiny needy biatch.

Damn it, Merry Christmas.

/True story
//She is a whiny needy biatch

got a digital camera, 3 hiassen books, mythbusters shirt, golf gift cert, some clothing (including socks), docking station for the iPod, and the reservoir dogs PS@ game. not bad loot.

/gave far more
//way worth it
///expecting steak and a blowjob to finish off the day

Checks, big and small (big one from my stepmom's parents who aren't exactly well off so to speak, small one from my multi-millionaire cheapass grandparents). Gas money.

Then on my way to my sister's in Pennsylvania my alternator scorched halfway between Catskill and Kingston and my battery died as I was pulling into the rest stop halfway between New Paltz and Newburgh. At 10pm. Christmas Eve.

So those checks, big and small, are going to fix that when the auto-parts stores open tomorrow. And then it's off to replace the damn thing (in the middle of all the rain/snow they're promising), hoping the State Police and/or the Thruway Authority don't tow the thing before we get down there.

merry farking christmas

I got a GPS and a Cammenga 7.62x39 Mag loader for my AK's.

This year was great.

southern78: eel your pain. I also run a IT network and was at the office during Thanksgiving. Another reason I am getting out of the IT business and going back to school. IT is the thing all businesses need but deeply hate paying for it yet at the same want the newest and fastest/most secure network without spending any money on it. I Love it when people at the firm drop off home computers also for me to fix "in my spare time as they put it". Also love it when partners in the firm think they can farm me out to their golf buddies for computer favors to make them look good.

sounds like you need to grow some balls and explain to them that fixing their personal computers or a buddies isn't in your job description.

/grow some balls

On the Third day of christmas my parents gave to me... $40 gift card to best buy
On the second day of Christmas my Parents gave to me... $80 gift for curling supplies
one the first day of christmas my parents gve to me.. a crappy hand-me down broken Emachine

/spent $210 on thier gifts
//feels like a looser
/// wish I had something to show for Xmas

I got two mason jars of cheese and two boxes of crackers, one Triscuits and the other WheatThins. Gawd I'm loved :(

christmas was good this year
I got everyone what they wanted, and they got me stuff that i wanted...except for my sister

I had bought her presents before she had made her list, and nailed it 100%
she got me stuff i didn't want...A stuffed Gobo (from fraggle rock) and Tubthumper by Chumbawamba



and I'm enjoying those two items more than she's enjoying what i got her

/I get knocked down
//but i get up again
///love the band but hate that song (which is why i would never buy myself that cd)

I got my ass kicked for Christmas. It was well deserved.

I asked for a girl in nintendo panties but all I got was a Dremel Stylus... close enough.

Both would/will wreak havoc on my life and stuff eventually.

gilgigamesh
Which Kaoss Pad? 1, 2, or 3?

I have a KP-1 but oh god do I want a KP-3. Sooo sexy.

The gifts given, in no particular order:

Alice Cooper Lunch Box, Leather Coat, Personalized Mickey Mouse Watch, Rez for PS2, Cuervo Margarita Gift Set, $50 Applebee's Card, Kingdom Hearts for PS2, A Christmas Story Special Edition DVD, an Automatic Car Starter and Installation, Kingdom Hearts II for PS2, 526 Cherry Lifesavers with Glass Bowl, Sudoku Kit, Bratz DVD, Ker-Plunk, DVD Player, $25 in T-Mobile to Go Minutes, a Build-A-Bear Skater Penguin Mumble, a Bad-Taste-Bear named Tracy, Over the Hedge DVD, Thomas Kincade Gift Set, Grumpy Dwarf Slipper Socks, DVD-Recorder with 160 GB Harddrive, a Pluto Small Dog Carrier, a Big, Stuffed Nemo, a Rock of the 50's dual CD, a Dunkin' Donuts Coffee Gift Set, a Cherrios Honey-Bee BobbleHead, A Muppets Ceramic Kitchen Canisters Set, 100 DVD-Rs and Clicky Sharpies to write on them, a Pooh-Bear Cocoa Gift Set, a Batteries Not Included DVD, a Teddy Bear Kitchen Magnet, Sweet Street Caramel Cheesecake, Sweet Street Oreo Cake, Sweet Street Tiramisu, 20 Restored Pictures of my Grandmother and Family with Frames, Jenga and a Magic Hat Roxy Rolles 6-pack.

This is what I got:

Lots of Used Power Tools, Simpsons Mosaic Puzzle with Poster, 42" Plasma HDTV, Wii, Zelda and Guide, Rayman Raving Rabbids, 2000 Wii Points, a NunChuck (a catapult to hurl plastic nuns), Queer Kitchen Magnets, "I'm Not Straight" brand candies, a $50 Visa Card, $100, $5 in Lottery Tickets, Cookies out the Ass, Cocoa Tins, A Christmas Ball, Almond Roca, a $25 Red Lobster Gift Card, and a Caramel Corn Tin.

/Bizarro World Christmas this year... sucks, normally.
//Xmas Slashies

wii panties

My only present was a pair of Vans that are one size too small. No receipt. And that was from an online friend of mine that I have never met in person before. My new job took 2 months to train for and so I am worse than flat broke so no presents today for my 3 kids: whom I didn't get to see anyway because I have to go to work in about 1 hour. (SIGH...) Oh, well. Maybe next year will be better...

Did not get a Wii. Oh well.. I did get a huge assortment of powertools from Sears. And a hot cocoa sampler box.

FlyNavy

That was absolutely beautiful. All the best to you and your mates. Take care, stay safe, come back alive.

Merry Christmas

Oops, my bad I forgot to open up my last gift, a box of Roasted Vegetable Ritz.........

Crystal wine glasses
A very cool B&W photo of the Las Vegas Strip
A can of Tim Horton's coffee
Cash
Caledar with Lighthouses on it
30 gig video iPod already loaded with my 100 most-favorite songs.
The love of a good woman!
An evening at the casino, dealing blackjack to losers with no place else to go


/best Christmas EVAR, at least out of the ones where I can't be with family
//Dad, quit sending money. I'm 39 and have a job.

GoodasGold said: "Socks are good if you don't have enough. I asked for them this year but didnt get them. Anybody want to trade socks for whatever I am going to get from me inlaws - sight unseen?"

Dude... I got socks I bought myself this summer still in their package. Little gay booty socks? got'um. Thick ass thermals (boots not necessary)... Gold Toe? got'um. I'll take anything... chia pet, coin organizer for the car, electroconic pocket sudoku, HOT COCOA SAMPLER!!!! I WANT SOME HOT COCOA SAMPLERS!!!! Since grandma passed I haven't gotten any Old Spice or hankies in years. I'll gladly trade for those purely for the memories.

Let's get a seperate thread going so we can trade the crap we don't want for crap we do.

I made out pretty well.. only disappointments were a book that I was already 1/2 way through because I checked it out of the library earlier this month... and one of my stocking stuffers was an ice scraper when I already have 2 in my back seat. :/

Best gift was probably the Oldboy 3-disc SE box set... the biggest surprise was getting Woodward's State of Denial from my 80+ year old grandma. Hehe.

My mother has bad gift mojo. This year I asked her for the perfume Pure White Linen. She got me White Shoulders. Last year I wanted the Seinfeld season 1 and 2 dvd. She got me Friends.

She knows she does this. So she sends the receipt.

I got the book that i asked for (Whole Grain Baking) and my daughter got me nice icing spatulas.

Hubby & I decided no gifts.

We just had a baby (8wks old) & that's gift enough.

Pie flavored soda.

Checked out late from the hotel, quality time with my SO while opening gifts.

We've got a 700 mile drive from Pittsburgh to Atlanta.

The worst part of it is West Virginia. It's super rainy right now, and the hills aren't fun. The states pretty though (even though some of the girls are scary).

/thank goodness for internet anywhere cards.
//did get a camera bag for my Canon 5D. It's too small though.
///also got a Hello kitty build a bear named Clemintine, she's so cute. (I'm a guy too...hmmm....I must have a case of teh christmas ghey.)

natemc: I asked for a girl in nintendo panties

You asked for that also? Wow that's crazy

bslatner: My brother gave me a spatula. Seriously.

I gave my wife a spatula.

/among other things

I bought myself two bottles of Sailor Jerry rum, 4 packs of smokes, and a steak bigger than your head.

My roomie went to Florida to be with his family, so he got me the apartment all to myself.

Booze + smokes + meat + empty house + Xbox 360 + Wii + LCD projector system with 11-foot screen = best.gifts.EVAR.

Heh. And I don't even celebrate Christmas.

Oh, and my husband got his mom a locket with pictures of her two grandkids inside. She died last week though so they are in the ground with her. Great gift, crappy circumstances.

And by "they" I mean the pictures, not the kids.

RaiderFanMikeP

I got underwear 2 sizes to small.


Fat ass.
zillathustra


ok so it was an early xmas present. to me, from me. with the undies. oh, i know me so well.

Fat ass.



/Merry X-Mas everyone

I got a friday the 13th cap, a nightmare on elm street cap(both which don't fit me to well due to my planet sized head), 4 shirts, a PSP, Vice City stories, Metal Gear Acid 2 and 3 streetfighter keychains so now I have Ryu, Ken, Chun Li and Sakura.

Overall I really liked my gifts, the PSP was unexpected and I wasn't expecting something so expensive, I originally had asked for a DS lite since my DS fatty looks like its been through a war but hey, I've been meaning to get a PSP for awhile now.

/brother has played it more than I have
// already drained the battery

I got a hangover, headcold, and painfull diarrhea. All I wanted was a hangover. I guess I was on Santa's nice list.

Damn it! I gotta get me some cocoa!!!!

I actually had a great Xmas.

30GB iPod and a 20th anniversary Optimus Prime make up the "frivolous" gifts, and a plethora of socks/drawers and other clothes and sundries for the rest.

uh, nothing. I'm here by myself.

I'm having an awesome christmas (with the exception of the fact that I didn't get a Wii)

1. pretty (and oddly sexy) new nightgown from my mommy (she said that she liked it because it was suitable for lounging around or...when I have company and stuff)
2. flash drive
3. new memory card for my camera (though I need to return it for one that actually fits in my camera)
4. assortment of body butter from my bf's stepmom (and some of her homemade jelly)
5. sushi set
6. Pinky and the Brain and Drawn Together on DVD (the last a wonderful and thoughtful present from my bf, considering last year i got a candle in the shape of a frying pan. I'm sorry but I had to share hon')
7. gift cards galore
8. my dad's pancakes for breakfast and a gourmet meal bought by my grandmother tonight

Life is good

I got to fly out here to L.A. to visit my aunt and uncle with family for a few days, got some cash, good music, etc. It'd be great if I hadn't fallen madly in love with a girl named Gwen a little over a month ago.

Now we're separated by a $70 plane ticket, without time or money to see each other, and when I return home, it won't matter since she moved away 3.5 weeks after we met (pre-planned). We're both narcissists that met someone exactly like ourselves and fell head-over-heels about each other.

We're all we want for Christmas and we can't have that.

/Taking donations for Lafayette, LA to Portland, OR airfare
//Merry Christmas, Farkers
///Suck it, mine's crap

FLYNAVY

Merry Christmas and Bravo Zulu!!

LordOrion, USCG sends
BT

i got nothing. (seriously)

Could be worse...

You could have gotten a dick in a box.

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