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(KSTP)   Minneapolis fire chief Clay Aiken has been removed from her post without severance pay and accepted a lower-ranking job in the fire department   ( divider line
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11821 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Dec 2006 at 9:03 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-12-24 02:52:35 PM  
2006-12-24 03:04:58 PM  
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It's not just a bad picture in TFA.
2006-12-24 03:15:02 PM  
This story should have had a clearer warning in the headline.
OTOH, she looks like this kid, grown up (somewhat gracelessly).
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2006-12-24 03:51:06 PM  
Thankfully now Minneapolis is only completely wasting $80,000 a year on this dumb biatch as opposed to the original $120,000.

/She was the right man for the job
2006-12-24 04:25:30 PM  
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What, she worry?
2006-12-24 09:06:26 PM  

What, she worry?

No shiat...
2006-12-24 09:07:51 PM  

2006-12-24 09:07:52 PM  
If she were a guy, I'd do him.

There, I said it.
2006-12-24 09:08:17 PM  
That's a man, man.
2006-12-24 09:08:39 PM  
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/ "That's a man, baby ... oh wait"
2006-12-24 09:10:04 PM  
rofl. doesn't look like clay aiken at all. he's more.... barry mannilow meats attack of the killer lawn gnomes.
2006-12-24 09:10:50 PM  
Clay Aiken? I thought we agreed this was Alfred E. Newman.
2006-12-24 09:12:29 PM  
I bet she pees standing up too.

/She should have been fired
//I am public employee too
2006-12-24 09:12:30 PM  
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kd lang approoves...
2006-12-24 09:14:07 PM  
Pussy Pass in full effect!
2006-12-24 09:14:21 PM  
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2006-12-24 09:15:59 PM  
2006-12-24 09:21:22 PM  
Its 9.15 on Christmas eve and I am trying to think of a witty reply to a story about a Lesbian Fire Chief in Minneapolis.

Dear Santa,

I would like a life for Christmas, nothing extravagant like P Diddies or K Feds, just an ordinary one with goals and aspirations. A girlfriend would also be nice, Daisy the Rubber doll has seen better days. If you cant get me girlfriend another copy of Fast Times at Ridgemont high would go a miss, all that pausing seems to have taken its toll on the cassette.

Yours always

Pagan S God
2006-12-24 09:24:46 PM  
I'd hit it!
2006-12-24 09:30:19 PM  
I'd rather die, than receive CPR from that.

/where is the do not want dog when you really need him?
2006-12-24 09:36:16 PM  
So much for discriminating against gays. While trying to champion her cause, she really blew it (not literally)
2006-12-24 09:38:24 PM  

Here you go-

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2006-12-24 09:41:00 PM  
Get the Jaws of Life!
2006-12-24 09:43:10 PM  
They demoted her istead of firing her? I guess she is Fireproof.
2006-12-24 09:47:55 PM  
Hell of typo at the end of the article...

Rybak also said Bleskachek apologized. He attorney, Jerry Burg, didn't immediately return a phone call from The Associated Press.
2006-12-24 10:05:11 PM  
120k??!?! HOLY FARK! 410k for the investigation!?!!

/should have been a fireman or an investigator
2006-12-24 10:07:18 PM  
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I just don't have to use a strap-on when I fark a chick.
2006-12-24 10:16:13 PM  
The [Followup] tag would have been more appropriate than that crummy old [Misc.] tag.
2006-12-24 10:16:40 PM  
Thank you kennfd! You are the bestest!

Seasons Greetings!
2006-12-24 10:27:53 PM  
Can't be Clay Aiken, this fire chief likes girls . . .

//NC native, live near Clay's house
2006-12-24 11:14:47 PM  
i don't care what he/she's packin'. that's a dude
2006-12-24 11:15:28 PM  
On paid leave since March 22nd @ $120,000/yr. Demoted to $80,000/yr.

Come on Minneapolis, make her learn how to handle a hose.
2006-12-24 11:27:02 PM  
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2006-12-24 11:47:15 PM  
Am I the only one here intregued that there is a town in the United Hates of America where straight men are suing because they are not gay and the lesbian FIREFIGHTERS are getting all the good positions?

Firefighters, right? Not hairdressers. We said firefighters.
2006-12-24 11:54:49 PM  
2006-12-25 12:23:14 AM  
She's even more corrupt than she is ugly, If you can BELIEVE that.

First thing when I saw her on the front page : "it's attila the hun's wife"
2006-12-25 12:37:30 AM  

Am I the only one here intregued that there is a town in the United Hates of America where straight men are suing because they are not gay and the lesbian FIREFIGHTERS are getting all the good positions?

Firefighters, right? Not hairdressers. We said firefighters.

Have you ever seen the Mayor of Minneapolis? The guy is a total fruit. He goes out of his way to prove Minnesota can be just as progressive as the coasts and appointing openly gay people to major positions is one of his methods of doing so.

When he promoted this chief all we heard was that it has nothing to do with being lesbian and that she is the right person for the job.

Since then this "right person for the job" has been charged with domestic assault, promoted every lesbian (most of which are her ex-partners, no conflict of interest there) in the department to captain, been sued three times, alienated every straight man on the department, and cost the tax payers nearly a half million bucks. Right person indeed.

/happy he lives east of the river
//would hate to see the wrong person for the job
2006-12-25 12:51:38 AM  
If this person had been working for any privately-owned company I know about, she'd be history, not punished by giving her a job that pays $80,000 a year. How did we get to this state, where public employees can't get canned?
2006-12-25 01:40:53 AM  
She's the ultimate proof that homosexuality is definitely genetic. Even putting a wig, makeup, and skirt on her, you're not gonna end up with a woman.
2006-12-25 01:46:17 AM  
Back in my day Hardin, right around the time I was puttin onions on my belt, that guy was actually in a magazine of the same name.
2006-12-25 02:11:18 AM  
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2006-12-25 09:54:11 AM  
she looks like one half of the lesbo couple that used to live across from me only without the mullet haircut and minibike oh and about 100 lbs lighter. I really wish I was just making this up.
2006-12-25 09:59:19 AM  
Every time I see this woman, she reminds me of Illinois State Treasurer-elect Alexi Giannoulias. Which is strange, because Alexi is kinda a hot guy, which makes this woman...

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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2006-12-25 11:58:42 AM  
What no comment from our resident lesbian?
Ooops. I forgot I have her blocked.
Thank God for my subscription.

/luvs the lezzies
//just not ones who make inane and stupid comments
///time to go stuff the turkey
////luvs the salshies
2006-12-25 10:22:15 PM  
YIKES! Why she gotta be so butch????
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