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(Reuters)   "Stay the course" named top catchphrase of 2006. Oil hitting the anus will have to wait yet another year   (today.reuters.com) divider line 69
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2006-12-21 11:16:30 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2006-12-21 11:17:20 PM
The oil will have to stay the course if it wants to hit the anus.
 
2006-12-21 11:17:40 PM
what about "make sexy time?"
 
2006-12-21 11:18:36 PM
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5OV
2006-12-21 11:18:40 PM
HIGH FIVE
 
2006-12-21 11:18:55 PM
I thought we've never been stay the course, George.
 
2006-12-21 11:19:04 PM
Oiled UFIA??
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:20:05 PM
Dimensiation WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Incorrect!
 
2006-12-21 11:20:44 PM
Looser than a wizards sleeve.
 
2006-12-21 11:20:50 PM
Incorrect!

Do I know you?
 
2006-12-21 11:21:24 PM
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2006-12-21 11:21:43 PM
ELEANOR: Do you know what hurts more than oil? Mt. St. Helens.
 
2006-12-21 11:21:48 PM
But what happens when the anus hits the oil?
 
2006-12-21 11:21:53 PM
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2006-12-21 11:22:03 PM
They WERE who we THOUGHT THEY WERE
 
2006-12-21 11:23:58 PM
In a close second was "Do not want" from the do not want dog and far behind in third was "Voting for catch phrases is tre' gay."
 
2006-12-21 11:25:18 PM
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2006-12-21 11:25:19 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard

But what happens when the anus hits the oil?

Disaster.

wesclark.com
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:25:57 PM
NSFW!!

/"anus" inspired me
 
2006-12-21 11:27:02 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh darnit. I was hoping "that's what she said" would be there somewhere.
 
2006-12-21 11:27:48 PM
5OV: /"anus" inspired me

thanks for telling me I shouldn't click.
 
2006-12-21 11:28:51 PM
simpsonfan: Scene on the RMS Titanic, April, 1912 "Iceberg!" "Stay the course". And we all know how THAT turned out.


Actually, a lot of people think that if Titanic had just rammed the iceberg, it probably wouldn't have sank. Would have really screwed up the bow, and killed anyone near the front of the ship, but it wouldn't have sank. It was the trying to turn to late that actually caused the sinking. So... that analogy probably means the exact opposite of what you think it means.
 
2006-12-21 11:29:04 PM
Only one of these is a catchphrase. The others are just plain phrases, and one is an emoticon. Whatever society declared this sucks.
 
2006-12-21 11:29:44 PM
5OV: "anus" inspired me


Somebody needs a bannination.
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:29:47 PM
theorellior... don't click. It's really old.
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:31:26 PM
Churchill2004

Someone's virgin eyes have been violated, huh?

haha
 
2006-12-21 11:32:17 PM
So what are you guys doing about Bush anyway? Newfoundland wants to know.
 
2006-12-21 11:32:47 PM
5OV: Churchill2004

Someone's virgin eyes have been violated, huh?

haha



No, I've seen it before.

That doesn't mean I wanted to see it again.
 
2006-12-21 11:33:34 PM
yecnaf: So what are you guys doing about Bush anyway? Newfoundland wants to know.

Well, you can shave it, but that's a complicated process that would take far too long to explain to a Newfie.
 
2006-12-21 11:35:04 PM
A newfie would beat it with a club
 
2006-12-21 11:35:53 PM
I nominate "Worst President Evar"
 
2006-12-21 11:37:30 PM
Worth repeating from the original thread:

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www.davepeyton.net
 
2006-12-21 11:40:01 PM
Arkansas calling Newfoundland backward? That's like empty space calling a black hole void. Let's not get distracted though, there is serious business to discuss.
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:40:22 PM
Churchill2004 No, I've seen it before. That doesn't mean I wanted to see it again.

'Seen it before', yet call for bannination. I get ya.

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2006-12-21 11:41:25 PM
Churchill2004: Actually, a lot of people think that if Titanic had just rammed the iceberg, it probably wouldn't have sank.

That's correct. The iceberg wouldn't have sunk.

img84.imageshack.us

Believing you can ram an iceberg with a ship and get away with it is like believing you can ram any immobile object with your SUV and still walk away from the twisted wreckage.
img84.imageshack.us

Not. Gonna. Happen.
 
2006-12-21 11:42:10 PM
5OV: 'Seen it before', yet call for bannination. I get ya.


I wasn't really that serious. A warning would be nice though.

NSFW doesn't cut it for that kind of thing.
 
2006-12-21 11:42:23 PM
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2006-12-21 11:42:59 PM
Tyler rules


/trust me
 
2006-12-21 11:45:56 PM
50V represent!

I'm still laughing from what you did to kermit last night. You ain't quite right in the head.

/also not quite right
 
2006-12-21 11:47:22 PM
safetycap: Believing you can ram an iceberg with a ship and get away with it is like believing you can ram any immobile object with your SUV and still walk away from the twisted wreckage.



The thinking is that only 1 or 2 of the ships watertight compartments would have been breached, which the ship could take without sinking. By allowing the iceberg to hit along the side of the ship, they allowed it perforate 5 of the compartments, dooming the ship.

I didn't just pull this theory out of my ass.

From wiki:

Additionally, Titanic experts have hypothesized that if Titanic had not altered its course at all and had run head on into the iceberg, the damage would only have affected the first or, at most, the first two compartments. However, other experts have argued that this might also have doomed the ship, since a direct head-on collision with an iceberg would have stopped the ship as abruptly and as violently, possibly compromising its structural integrity and possibly causing the large, heavy boilers to dislodge and possibly crush through the ship's bottom hull.



I know, it's wiki, but it's the best I could find on short notice. I actually have a couple of books that talk about this.
 
2006-12-21 11:51:43 PM
I hate you so much, TwizeeK.

/shudder
 
2006-12-21 11:52:36 PM
where's that "eleanor & mt. st. helens" thingy come from?
 
2006-12-21 11:54:53 PM
i thought NSFW means don't clickityclick if you're not wanting something obscene, no?
 
5OV
2006-12-21 11:54:57 PM
/also retarded

;)
 
2006-12-21 11:56:34 PM
Bush says that "we have never been 'Stay the course'. We have been 'we will complete the mission'."

WTF!??!?! Did you vote for this idiot?

Link to the interview video:
http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/22/bush-stay-the-course/
 
2006-12-21 11:57:19 PM
jonny_ill: i thought NSFW means don't clickityclick if you're not wanting something obscene, no?

Boobies are "NSFW".

The kind of thing that could put you off your appetite... that requires a slightly stronger warning.
 
2006-12-21 11:59:23 PM
some people, ie goat-what's-his-name-sex, might find that picture suitable as a mantle piece over the dining room table for a turkey day feast
 
2006-12-22 12:00:02 AM
relativity aside, you are correct sir
 
5OV
2006-12-22 12:00:17 AM
jonny_ill
i thought NSFW means don't clickityclick if you're not wanting something obscene, no?

We need a new tag.

NSFAW

or

DOCYHI
 
2006-12-22 12:02:39 AM
i recommend GHTSKMD
 
2006-12-22 12:02:59 AM
Bush actually said he was the "stay the coarse president."
 
2006-12-22 12:03:29 AM
Typical liberal media. Why didn't "cut and run" take first place? We're over there spreading democracy and all the libs can think about is pulling out at the last second? It's kind of funny how ever since the elections the war has gone to all hell as it is. Making a mockery of Bush and this war should be akin to treason.
 
2006-12-22 12:04:55 AM
NSFAW - not safe for anything, weawwy (a la babawa wawtwes)
 
2006-12-22 12:06:04 AM
Dimensiation - WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

are you?!?! who who? who who?

/i really wanna know!
//aww who the fark are you?
 
2006-12-22 12:07:24 AM
The Invisible Sky Wizard

I can't take credit for that joke, it's from South Park.

Churchill2004

The kind of thing that could put you off your appetite... that requires a slightly stronger warning.

NSFL (not safe for lunch) or NSFS (not safe for sanity)

The pic in itself was tame compared to other things I've seen casually posted on forums.

/jaded
//desensitized
///slash
 
2006-12-22 12:08:27 AM
img111.imageshack.us

/close second? :(
 
2006-12-22 12:10:24 AM
5OV, I thought that was pretty funny.

I think i'm broken :(
 
2006-12-22 12:31:58 AM
Personally, I don't want anything hitting my anus...

Oil notwithstanding..
 
2006-12-22 12:47:29 AM
What was the picture of? I'm afraid to click it after seeing that it was inspired by an anus.

Rippin Kitten:It's kind of funny how ever since the elections the war has gone to all hell as it is. Making a mockery of Bush and this war should be akin to treason.

I appreciate your humor investments, but it would have been sublime had you left out the last sentence.
 
2006-12-22 01:10:43 AM
Churchill2004

5OV: "anus" inspired me


Somebody needs a bannination.


It's not...*that* picture, is it?

If so I've seen it before...at least it's not as bad as that *other* picture....

Both require eye bleach though!
 
2006-12-22 01:13:23 AM
chaddsfarkprefect

Tyler rules


Oh, he THINKS he does!

/son's name is tyler :P
 
2006-12-22 01:37:39 AM
What about "Up in the asshole of Timo"
 
2006-12-22 04:23:56 AM
Rippin Kitten

Typical liberal media. Why didn't "cut and run" take first place? We're over there spreading democracy and all the libs can think about is pulling out at the last second? It's kind of funny how ever since the elections the war has gone to all hell as it is. Making a mockery of Bush and this war should be akin to treason.

Please be satire. Nobody is that stupid. Right?
 
2006-12-22 04:39:31 AM
Okay... I've always wondered where the "Oil hits the anus" cliche came from, and I think now's the perfect time to ask. Anybody want to help me out?
 
2006-12-22 05:21:51 AM
CaptainWahoo

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1672516
 
2006-12-22 05:29:42 AM
It's ok, oil hitting the anus still has the moral victory.
 
2006-12-22 05:51:21 AM
jonny_ill

the eleanor thing is here:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2487142

sorry, i was too lazy to look it up but was shamed by iriedog bothering to look up the oil hits the anus thing.
 
2006-12-22 10:38:54 AM
Churchill2004 thanks for that, f*cktard!
 
2006-12-22 03:18:21 PM
DaCaptain19: Churchill2004 thanks for that, f*cktard!


Huh?
 
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