"Some people car me the space collboy, YEAH, some car me the ganstall of rove"

ronerey i get so ronrey.......

Once again, Kim proves that he is mentally a six-year-old.

Man, Kim Jong is illin today. If he had gotten Dance Dance Evrorution machines, he would be unstoppable.

In a move to reinforce it's image as tyranical state, north Korea issues troops with karaoke machines

In a move to reinforce image as a dumbass, Submitter massacres the English language.

Thele's a man who reads a rife of dangalll....
To evelyone he meets, he stays a stlangellll....
With evely move he makes, anothel chance he takes...
Odds ale he won't rive to see tomollowwwww....

/Seclet...Asian Man! Seclet...Asian Man!
//They've given you a numbel an' taken 'way youl name...

Oh good times there for sure, they should have tried beer instead that might raise moral a bit.

Wow, that headline has it all: spelling, punctuation, capitalization, and preposition/diction errors! Huzzah!

costermonger

Gotta love it...I'm sure he personally notes every one of these that is sent out...although since it's probably only two machines, it's quite possible.

And he also noted that soldiers and officers competed with each other to get the highest scores, the newspaper reported.

Unfortunately, the morale boost for enlisted men is minimal, following the officers 8370-1 win ratio. Ironically, the only loss the officers suffered was the first round, since then it has been an 8370 win streak. The winner of the first round no longer participates as he seems to have misplaced his tongue.

don't you step on my blue suede nukes....

This sounds more like an Onion article than anything else.

WTF?

We should prepare for the worst.


SIMON, you are needed in NK!

HELP SOMEONE CALL ........

"My ears...the earplugs do nothing!"

Orientals generally don't pronounce their "r's" as "l's", although the inverse is true.

Subby.. To whom did NK issue these karaoke machine weilding troops? Can you get them issued as part of a set?

He told a meeting of military commanders that "the atmosphere changed completely" among troops when they started to sing along to the tunes on the machine.

And he also noted that soldiers and officers competed with each other to get the highest scores, the newspaper reported.

And this will translate into military success HOW, again?

Because being an American troop stationed at the DMZ on the 38th parallel didn't suck quite enough...

Can you imagine them using it as some sort of propaganda weapon?? Singing the most current Madonna hits, like Papa Don't Preach and Lucky Star...

My prediction... suicide rates at DMZ sky rocket...

Instead of berating submitter for such a large number of headline errors, why not praise him for the words he did get right. For example, we could congratulate him on managing to spell "karaoke" correctly.

Good thing we can counter that with the American Idol brigade.

Kim keeps track of the number of karaoke machines sent out to each troop division by writing it down in a notebook, according to the Rodong Sinmun.

At first, I wondered "WTF is this in here for?" then I thought about it: It's a veiled warning to soldiers not to steal/damage the machines. If Dear Leader himself has a record of who has what, punishment will be swift to those who steal from The People.

Both quick and dirty:

And this will translate into military success HOW, again?

When they're getting the living hell bombed out of them by the USAF they'll be dying with smiles on their faces.

submitter: In a move to reinforce it's image as tyranical state, north Korea issues troops with karaoke machines

Well to be fair, they had to do something to counter K-Fed offensive.

*slow clap for spelling "karaoke" right*

syberpud mad props for figuring out that inane line. Clever.

Good thing we can counter that with the American Idol brigade.

Korean Idol....this years WMD

This is only going to start another arms race.
US prepares to deploy RapMaster 2000's.

dp462090: Well to be fair, they had to do something to counter * K-Fed offensive.

*the

/Should have just left that as "to counter K-Fed."
//Also, should pay more attention

If its a musical throw down i guess its a good job all your gansta rappers are so heavily armed....

They may not be fully trained, or equipped, but they sure as hell can march ... take a look at this on YouTube:

North Korea's Own Personal Jesus

Even the ladies have a turn.

"feering.....nothing but feering..."

feralbaby: He told a meeting of military commanders that "the atmosphere changed completely" among troops when they started to sing along to the tunes on the machine.

And he also noted that soldiers and officers competed with each other to get the highest scores, the newspaper reported.

And this will translate into military success HOW, again?

In 3 simple steps:

1. Issue troops with karaoke machines
2. ?
3. Military success!

Kimmy's really rockin' the Roy Orbison look.

/Pretty Woman FTW

Submitter: In a move to reinforce it's image as tyranical state, north Korea issues troops with karaoke machines

Cheap_Knockoff: In a move to reinforce image as a dumbass, Submitter massacres the English language.

In a move to reinforce image as gramar nazi, Cheap_Knockoff condemns Submitter: