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(ABC)   Louisiana couple can't agree which pet chewed their baby's toes off, the pit bull or the ferret, but submitter suspects the child would be better off living in the wild with either breed   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 242
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2006-12-20 08:27:42 PM  
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2006-12-20 08:28:59 PM  
You cannot have pit bulls and children at the same time. They respect adult owners to a degree, but if they have one second alone with a small child, they will attack.

Pit Bulls aren't alone in being unsafe to have around children unattended. All dogs will try to establish dominance over a pack member they see as smaller. When a child doesn't submit, the dog just tries harder to get the kid to submit which can lead to injuries.

Pit Bulls aren't naturally dangerous, just very territorial like all terriers. That gets exploited by dumbasses. It's not the dog's fault; it's the dog owner's fault.
 
2006-12-20 08:29:01 PM  
Yahoo search results for:
"Pit Bull Attack" 89,200
"Ferrett Attack" 6

That's more like it.
 
2006-12-20 08:29:33 PM  
Pit Bulls, as a breed, need to all be neutered or spade, in order to eliminate them entirely.

If our grandchildren are lucky, they might one day read about a rabid animal, bred by a bunch of drunken rednecks and then distributed and sold to poor trashy people.

Yes, I said it. If you own a Pit Bull, you are TRASHY.
 
2006-12-20 08:30:52 PM  
Befuddled, not so. Pit Bulls are bred attackers. They're terrible animals, an abomination of Gods creatures - created by man in order to harm others.

Fark them all.
 
2006-12-20 08:32:39 PM  
FarkingZionist You cannot have pit bulls and children at the same time.

Even scarier than the baby story was the one where a 12 year old was left with one. San Fran I think. THe mom locked the kid in the basement to 'protect' him from aggression brought on by an unspayed biatch. Either he got out or the male dog got in, but they found evidence of a valiant, yet futile struggle with the kids blood everywhere.

Every dog I've ever had, I can take them out whenever I want with my bare hands, and I let them know it (without hurting them). Needless to say, that's not possible with a pit bull or rottweiler. Man's best friend is bullshiat - these are animals and they can freak out and turn on you. Hell, people can turn on you, they're just scared of prison.
 
2006-12-20 08:34:26 PM  
pacman420 is the winner
 
2006-12-20 08:34:47 PM  
Speaking as a Louisianan, we appreciate the good publicity. It takes some of the heat off our politicians for a while.
 
2006-12-20 08:34:50 PM  
This is the pit bull that ate the ferret that gnawed the toes that were once on the baby that cried all night while the parents got smashed in the white trash house.
 
2006-12-20 08:34:55 PM  
kanemano
Great, now that song is stuck in my head, I play too much GTA I tell ya.

Come on AMOS MOSES!!

/flashback
 
2006-12-20 08:35:53 PM  
stuck_in_the_middle: Yahoo search results for:
"Pit Bull Attack" 89,200
"Ferrett Attack" 6

That's more like it.



Percentage of dog owners who have been bitten hard enough to draw blood by their own dog. - 15%

Percentage of carpet shark owners who have been bitten hard enough to draw blood by their own ferret. - 90%

/Numbers out of my ass, but I think a ferret might be more likely to bite.
//Doesn't mean the PB didn't do it. Ferret is more likely to bite and run. (sideways)
///Has been bitten by more animals than I care to admit.
 
2006-12-20 08:36:04 PM  
This story gives me the farking creeps. Imagine being a baby, with no conception of reality yet, and feeling agony as some sort of monster begins to eat you alive. *shiver*

These parents should get caned.
 
2006-12-20 08:37:05 PM  
Pitbulls are some of the tamest dogs I've met. You are clearly a dumbass.

That's why everyone I know that has a pitbull has to keep it on a 10 inch leash (literally) so that it doesn't attack other dogs and people around out apartment builing.
 
2006-12-20 08:37:19 PM  
Parents who own dogs should be thrown in prison.
 
2006-12-20 08:38:29 PM  
Befuddled, not so. Pit Bulls are bred attackers. They're terrible animals, an abomination of Gods creatures - created by man in order to harm others.

I've seen Pit Bulls where there owners are responsible and the dog is just the nicest thing. I've also seen total idiots with them but I've also seen total idiots with other breeds as well, making little dogs into royal pains. The little dog is just as ill mannered as any ill mannered big dog, just the little dog can't really do anything about it to an adult person. There is greater responsiblity with the big dog to make sure it's properly socialized and trained as if it's out of control it can do far more harm.

German Shepherds used to have a very bad reputation as before Pit Bulls, Rottweillers, or Dobermans, dumbasses would take German Shepherds and turn them into monsters. It's not the breed's fault; it's the owner.
 
2006-12-20 08:38:35 PM  
Just a thought but if either animal was " gnawing off " any part of the baby don't you think the child's scream would have been her even two houses down. Either the parents were not home, dead drunk and or on heavy drugs. Even the heaviest of sleepers would not sleep through the removal of 4 toes.The pets and the child need to be removed and placed with new parents, and the two idiots sb sterilized with a rusty knife.
 
2006-12-20 08:39:02 PM  
No toes for you.
 
2006-12-20 08:39:16 PM  
Adman12: This is the pit bull that ate the ferret that gnawed the toes that were once on the baby that cried all night while the parents got smashed in the white trash house.

Nice.
 
2006-12-20 08:40:00 PM  
I work in an industry where I am in constant contact with people all over the country all of the time. I'm not trying to troll here. I'm simply making a personal statement about my own observations. I'm sure there are plenty of smart people in Mississippi and louisiana. But the most ignorant and mentally feeble people I've encountered are from those two states. Jesus christ it's scary.
 
2006-12-20 08:40:13 PM  
Generalize much, asshole?

Your lack of education is glaringly obvious. What is "spade"?

You are obviously too stupid to own a pit bull, or any other animal.

Classy, well educated people=well trained animals

Classy=not you
 
2006-12-20 08:40:18 PM  
desynch: Pit Bulls are worthless animals.

Cue the Pit Bull symapthizer, that has an uncle or a cousin or a friend whose Pit Bull would neeervvveerrr do anything like that.

Pit Bull owners - kiss my ass. The next time a Pit Bull comes charging at myself or my GSD whilst in the park, I will plug it with my .40. No one will question my decision to protect myself and my dog from your rabid piece of crap animal.

Pit Bulls are worthless. Their owners are equally worthless..



The really funny thing is that faux sense of entitlement you project, as if anyone gives a rat's arse what you think, troll.
 
2006-12-20 08:40:29 PM  
Adman12: This is the pit bull that ate the ferret that gnawed the toes that were once on the baby that cried all night while the parents got smashed in the white trash house.


That live in the house that habitat for humanity built because the meth lab blew up the FEMA trailer that Jack's taxes built.
 
2006-12-20 08:41:48 PM  
When I see someone walking a pitbull I think,"Here is someone who wishes to own a living weapon."

Why not just carry a knife? I doesn't crap on your carpet.
 
2006-12-20 08:41:49 PM  
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2006-12-20 08:42:43 PM  
desynch: Befuddled, not so. Pit Bulls are bred attackers. They're terrible animals, an abomination of Gods creatures - created by man in order to harm others.

Wait, so Pit Bulls are Cylons?
 
2006-12-20 08:43:29 PM  
Can't they just wait and see which animal poops out toenails?
 
2006-12-20 08:44:23 PM  
pitbullowner: Your lack of education is glaringly obvious. What is "spade"?

And you come out swinging with a typo attack?

Classy.

I'm damn sure you know what spayed means.

It means your precious pit bill biatch won't be putting out any more puppies for the gang-bangers in your street to give to their families when they get caught. The same families that don't have the facilities to care for them, so they get out and bite children playing in their own yards.

Yeah, thats what it means.
 
2006-12-20 08:47:08 PM  
Love the headline. Kudos.

/Was roommates with a pitbull once. Zoob was the most awesome puppy, practically human. Awesome animal - but common sense says you'd never let them near a kid.
//Common sense says avoid kids totally, they turn into SUV drivers that talk on their cell phones in the HOV lane just before they cut you off.
 
2006-12-20 08:47:40 PM  
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2006-12-20 08:48:24 PM  
"BENTON, La. Dec 20, 2006 (AP)- A woman jailed after four of her infant daughter's toes were gnawed off"

So did she have four infants with toes gnawed or, one daughter with four toes missing?

either way, pit bull = shark on a leash, and it IS a natural instinct for them to kill... if it's small, defenseless and made of meat they'll eat it. Hell even if the baby had a shot gun in it's hands the dog woulda chowed down on some appendage waggling about infront of it's face, have you seen what they do to socks?
 
2006-12-20 08:48:25 PM  
So they are doing a test on their hair for drugs!?! Doesn't that shiat stay in your hair folicles forever? So these people could lose their baby over drugs they could have done years ago even though they may not have been on drugs at the time of the incident. How about a urine or blood test?

/Not that I'm saying they don't deserve to lose the kid, cause their obviously not fit to be parents.
//I'm just saying for the sake of argument.
///Slashies!!!!
 
2006-12-20 08:48:35 PM  
Befuddled, I've got a list here, a pdf of dog bite/death/maming statistics. Guess which dog is #1 on that list, for all of the above atrocities? PIT BULLS.

PitBullOwner, I hope that you are the owner of the unfortunate Pit Bull that comes charging at me in the park, AGAIN.

So what if I didn't take the time to properly spell "spade" or whatever. It doesn't take a genius to realize Pit Bulls, and the people that own them, are complete trash. Trailer park morons trying to compensate for something with their rabid ass attack dogs.

Fark Pit Bulls. We need to end their blood lines and exterminate them as a species. They serve NO purpose other than to glorify people like PitBullOwners ego.
 
2006-12-20 08:53:21 PM  
Pff. Ferrets are the most retarded and wussy possible house pets. No jaw strength. None. They're cute in a weird way and capable of escaping through practically any crevice larger than a quarter, but they can not chew toes off of anything.

Anyone who says they got attacked by a ferret was likely mauled by a weasel or a mongoose.
 
2006-12-20 08:53:42 PM  
Chef: It's a tiger, a farking tiger!
 
2006-12-20 08:54:22 PM  
penthesilea: Can't they just wait and see which animal poops out toenails?

Haha!

Shadow Blasko: Adman12: This is the pit bull that ate the ferret that gnawed the toes that were once on the baby that cried all night while the parents got smashed in the white trash house.

That live in the house that habitat for humanity built because the meth lab blew up the FEMA trailer that Jack's taxes built.


You two are going to top the 12 days of Farkmas song from earlier today!
 
2006-12-20 08:55:04 PM  
http://www.dogbitelaw.com/Dog%20Attacks%201982%20to%202006%20Clifton.pdf

Right there.. nuff said. I don't have to try to justify my intelligence or knowledge on the matter - this does it for me.

Look at the GROSS number of Pit Bull attacks.

I hope they all DIAF..

Sympathizers like PitBullOwner always chime in on their little booby puppy not ever being able to do something like like!

The same old tired garbage, they're just denying the facts - that they compensate for something with their dangerous pieces of crap.
 
2006-12-20 08:56:04 PM  
But her husband blames the dog, a city official said.

Of course the husband blames the dog. I always do.

/doesn't have a dog, actually
//or weasels
 
2006-12-20 08:57:56 PM  
FarkingZionist: You cannot have pit bulls and children at the same time. They respect adult owners to a degree, but if they have one second alone with a small child, they will attack.

Not certainly. Anecdotal, but oh well.

GF had a female pit bull that didn't like (strangers) adults but would put up with any child even if said children wanted to ride the dog like they would a horse.

True story, there ya go, was that way until it died.
 
2006-12-20 08:58:27 PM  
from TFA:
Attorney Pam Smart said she is waiting for results of a hair analysis to back up the couple's statement that they were not using drugs, calling the case a "very unfortunate accident."

I always wonder why defense lawyers in such cases don't just STFU. I understand every defendant is entitled to a lawyer and a competent defense, just do your stuff in court and STFU with these stupid comments. We know you don't believe this; your opinion of these people is the same as ours: they're low-class morons who should get cattle-prod enemas twice a day for the next 20 years, after being neutered without anasthesia. So enough with the "very unfortunate accident" crap. What's unfortunate is the fact these two were able to pass along their substandard genes.
 
2006-12-20 08:59:54 PM  
noahpoah:
There is no way a ferret would do such a thing.
Unless, of course, the pit bull dared it to. Ferrets can't resist dares.


Ferret: Are you kidding? Bite that baby's toes off? That's dumb!
Pitbull: That's 'cause you know it'll bite back!
Ferret: You're full of it!
Pitbull: Oh yeah?
Ferret: Yeah!
Pitbull: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Narrator: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Pitbull: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Narrator: Pitbull created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

/in the spirit of X-Mas movie season
 
2006-12-20 09:00:30 PM  
I'm not defending pit bulls but all puppies have an innate need to chew. If a young puppy (regardless of breed) is weaned too soon and has access to something warm & meaty, it will gnaw on it. No breed of dog should be left unattended with any infant, no matter how sweet & gentle you think your dog is.

That baby's parents need to be both sterilized and lobotomized.
 
2006-12-20 09:04:35 PM  
great headline A+
 
2006-12-20 09:05:24 PM  
desynch, if I see you in the park can I just shoot you with my .40? Please?

Idiot. Go think of the children somewhere else.
 
2006-12-20 09:05:25 PM  
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/276734/pit_bull_vs_dog_handler/

This is a video of a pitbull attack on a government employee just doing her job.

Typical pitbull owner, typical vicious attitude, typical results.
 
2006-12-20 09:09:07 PM  
befuddled
All dogs will try to establish dominance over a pack member they see as smaller. When a child doesn't submit, the dog just tries harder to get the kid to submit which can lead to injuries.

You obviously have never seen a Lab or Golden Retriever around a newborn or you would not have made such a demonstrably stupid assertion.
 
2006-12-20 09:09:28 PM  
Q-Redux, another Pit Bull Sympathizer, with the violent tendencies just like those worthless dogs.


Good job at proving my point, Q-Redux. Thumbs up, moran.
 
2006-12-20 09:09:31 PM  
How did the parents sleep to the point four toes were eaten off?
 
2006-12-20 09:09:59 PM  
anyone ever think just maybe this kid chewed his own toes off? Is it the federal goverments job to rescue......errrrrrr...sorry, I went on a Katrina tangent.
 
2006-12-20 09:10:30 PM  
FarkingZionist, that's damn near a fill-in-the-blank form for an emotional appeal "ban them" rant. Which is pathetic in its own right, but you made it so ridiculous it's truly hilarious.

I'm sorry. I cannae resist...


"You cannot have pit bulls assault weapons and children at the same time. They aren't dangerous to adults that follow safety rules, but if they go one second alone with a small child, the kid is as good as shot.

A few years ago in Los Angeles, this woman turned her back for a moment and her Uzi went off towards the baby and literally sawed the poor thing in half.

Later, the couple was infuriated that the BATF came to get the gun to melt it down. I still remember the woman's words:

"We just lost out baby, now they want to take our guns?"

I couldn't believe the stupidity. How much does the gun have to do before she lets it go? Does it have to kill more children, kill her husband?"



What else can we fill those blanks in with? Oh, hey! Fast cars! We can do fast cars with this!


"You cannot have pit bulls import cars and children at the same time. They're safe for skilled, cautious adults to drive, but if they're unmonitored in the driveway one second with a small child, they will run the kid over or make the poor kid wreck his BigWheels.

A few years ago in Los Angeles, this woman let her attention drift for only a moment and her Nissan exceeded the speed limit by 50mph, caused a fatal crash, and finally hit a power pole and tore her kid in half.

Later, the couple was infuriated that the DMV, DOL, DOT, and Customs all came to have a jurisdiction war, then impound the car and scrap it. I still remember the woman's words:

"We just lost out baby, now they want to take our pimp ride?"

I couldn't believe the stupidity. How much does the ricer have to do before she lets it go? Does it have to kill more children, kill her husband?"



This is way too fun. Quick, somebody do drugs, Neocons, illegal immigrants, pr0n, and Islam!
 
2006-12-20 09:16:34 PM  
desynch

Slow down your troll, you're liable to pull something.

/tool indeed
 
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