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(Some Naked Guy)   Man jumps from hotel balcony and breaks leg with bone sticking out, takes off clothes, flags down a ride to the Waffle House where he is tasered to death. Just another day at the Waffle House by the highway   (acadiananow.com) divider line 266
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2006-12-19 10:02:38 AM
How did I know this was going to be somewhere in Louisiana?
 
2006-12-19 10:07:08 AM
I'm sure he informed someone that he was hardcore shortly before death.
 
2006-12-19 10:07:16 AM
And then it got weird.

/cocaine, it's a helluva drug
 
2006-12-19 10:08:30 AM
Ta Da
 
2006-12-19 10:08:31 AM
I saw the words "Evangeline Thruway" and it all made sense.

/used to work in Lafayette years ago - what a town full of carny folk.
 
2006-12-19 10:09:12 AM
That should be added to "The Aristocrats"
 
2006-12-19 10:10:26 AM
Coke never did that to me.

/This guy was running on a highball combination of Coke and Crazy
 
2006-12-19 10:10:27 AM
The kid working at the Waffle House was able to restrain him, but not the cops?
 
2006-12-19 10:11:11 AM
At 5:10 a.m., employees at Waffle House called police after Enard walked into the business and became irate and verbally abusive to one of the female employees.

not just when the naked man with a bone sticking out of his ankle walked in, but after he became irate?
 
2006-12-19 10:13:25 AM
Officials are waiting on an autopsy report to determine the exact cause of Terrill Enard's death.



Sounds like he just snapped and went into shock.
 
2006-12-19 10:14:11 AM

Some idiot wrote:


Please......One man subdued this guy until the police got there. Lord knows how many police arrived and had to taser this man because they could not control him. Makes you wonder what they would have done before tasers? Just beat the hell out of him? At least he might still be alive.
I think the use of tasers should be banned as the police do enough damage without them.


Let me see what is wrong with this comment, beside the guy being an idiot.

1) One man did not control him, he had a hostage.
2)They guy jumped off a building broke two legs and still was mobile. I doubt a old fashion beating would have had any more effect than a taser.
3) I am pretty sure this guys heart would have stopped with or without the polices help.
 
2006-12-19 10:15:06 AM
kingMountain: but after he became irate?
And not the hotel employee before whom he stripped naked with the aforementioned BONE STICKING OUT OF HIS ANKLE?

Then someone else decided this was an okay guy to pick up and drive to a WH?

Holy f*ck people are weird.

And stupid.
 
2006-12-19 10:16:32 AM
Wise_Guy: The kid working at the Waffle House was able to restrain him, but not the cops?

It does seem odd that 4 cops couldn't subdue 1 naked unarmed guy with a broken leg. That's why cops don't work at Waffle House, at a 4 to 1 replacement ratio, there wouldn't be enough room for them all behind the counter.

Next time I'm in trouble I'm calling Waffle House.
 
2006-12-19 10:17:38 AM
If he's cremated will his ashes will be scattered, smothered, and covered near the site ?
 
2006-12-19 10:17:58 AM
microsofth8r: 1) One man did not control him, he had a hostage.

"Then, Enard allegedly grabbed the woman by her arms, prompting a male employee to intervene. The man held Enard in a choke hold until police arrived shortly afterward."
 
2006-12-19 10:19:01 AM
Dom Roark
Holy f*ck people are weird.

it's amazing how far you can make it in life naked with a bone sticking out. i can only imagine that in that part of town this guy was nothing special. which is pretty freaky.
 
2006-12-19 10:19:03 AM
Motel 6 employees declined to comment for this story.

i find this unfortunate.

Enard allegedly jumped from the motel balcony and broke his ankle so badly that the bone punctured the skin. He then allegedly walked into the motel lobby and disrobed. Afterward, he walked to Evangeline and managed to flag down a car.

WTF?!?!
 
2006-12-19 10:20:13 AM
microsofth8er

FTA: "Enard allegedly grabbed the woman by her arms, prompting a male employee to intervene. The man held Enard in a choke hold until police arrived shortly afterward."

Then: Four officers were called to the Waffle House, and when the male employee freed Enard, he once again became combative toward officers, who unsuccessfully attempted to restrain him.

One guy did control him, and what's this about a hostage?
 
2006-12-19 10:20:19 AM
Slim Pickens: Sounds like he just snapped and went into shock.

Ohhhh Loooord....
 
2006-12-19 10:21:01 AM
Man jumps from hotel balcony and breaks leg with bone sticking out, takes off clothes, flags down a ride to the Waffle House where he is tasered to death. Just another day at the Waffle House by the highway

Sheryl Crow is writing music to this headline as we speak.
 
2006-12-19 10:22:40 AM
Hooray for PCP!
 
2006-12-19 10:23:41 AM
Terry Dauphine, regional manager at Waffle House, said it is not uncommon for people to come to the restaurant in this kind of state because it is open 24 hours a day.

Now that speaks volumes. You have to wonder what other reports have crossed this persons desk.
 
2006-12-19 10:24:52 AM
His bones were shattered, smothered, and not covered.
 
2006-12-19 10:26:09 AM
Mordant:

My monitor is now coated with coffee.

Thanks for the laugh!
 
2006-12-19 10:29:50 AM
Mordant:

If he's cremated will his ashes will be scattered, smothered, and covered near the site ?


Funny.
 
2006-12-19 10:41:40 AM
But did he get his waffles before he died?

/DRTFA
 
2006-12-19 11:03:13 AM
microsofth8r: 3) I am pretty sure this guys heart would have stopped with or without the polices help.

well, I'm convinced, as a matter of fact I am going to go one step further and say this guy actually liked being killed in this manner. As a kid he used to think about it and dream about it, he worked all his life to get into this situation. So, Bravo police, Bravo!
 
2006-12-19 11:03:14 AM
ChairmanKaga


Coke never did that to me.

/This guy was running on a highball combination of Coke and Crazy


My money's on PCP.

If break you're ankle so badly there's a piece of bone sticking out, and yet you're still able to walk around, you know you're on angeldust.
 
2006-12-19 11:03:52 AM
1)The guy was a dumbass, and was most likely hopped up on some good ole angel dust.

2)It's funny that four cops weren't able to restrain him while one Waffle House employee was.
 
2006-12-19 11:04:44 AM
Been there, done that.

/zzzzzzzzzz
 
2006-12-19 11:07:09 AM
SchlingFo: while one Waffle House employee was.

I think the cops should be working at Waffle House, while the employee should be working at the police station.
 
2006-12-19 11:09:38 AM
Sounds pretty joyous...'tis the season for crazy nutcases, after all.
 
2006-12-19 11:18:02 AM
FTFA police believe Enard was under the influence of some type of unknown substance


No Shiat?

More brilliant police work.
 
2006-12-19 11:28:20 AM
szmike

I think your right with the PCP.

I have a friend ..ahemm.. who suggests that PCP causes people to misjudge distance also.

My friend said that one time he smoked some loveboat and couldnt find the floor. He could easily see a guy misjudging a jump from a balcony.
 
2006-12-19 11:57:50 AM
Good night, funny man.
 
2006-12-19 12:13:15 PM
I found a video of the incident.
 
2006-12-19 12:50:48 PM
Slim Pickens: Sounds like he just snapped and went into shock.

Groan...

/this thread is loads of awesome
 
2006-12-19 12:54:05 PM
Incase nobody has said it. He was most likely on PCP.
 
2006-12-19 01:11:33 PM
Are the waffles any good?
 
2006-12-19 01:12:04 PM
Cops are having a great time with these tasers. Do they even bother with hand to hand training anymore?
 
2006-12-19 01:12:09 PM
Recoil Therapy wins.
 
2006-12-19 01:13:13 PM
szmike: If break you're ankle so badly there's a piece of bone sticking out, and yet you're still able to walk around, you know you're on angeldust.

That's the horse my money's backing.
 
2006-12-19 01:13:21 PM
Who the hell does PCP anymore?

/this guy I guess.
 
2006-12-19 01:17:16 PM
*golf clap*

/slashies rule!
 
2006-12-19 01:17:43 PM
The police had no choice. The man must have been on something really strong not to notice a bone sticking out of his leg.
 
2006-12-19 01:18:08 PM
Somewhere Wayne Brady is laughing
 
2006-12-19 01:18:30 PM
Slim Pickens: Officials are waiting on an autopsy report to determine the exact cause of Terrill Enard's death.

My money is on drowning.
 
2006-12-19 01:18:39 PM
so the employee held him in a headlock until police arrived... police, unable to perform a headlock tazered him to death?

what do they carry those plastic straps around for? decoration. hog tie the a$$hole before you get the employee to let go, next time.
 
2006-12-19 01:19:08 PM
Most. Unfortunate Banner ad. Ever:
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2006-12-19 01:19:39 PM
Is the phrase 'compound fracture' in use anymore? Or do they just not teach it to journalists?
 
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