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2006-12-18 06:28:33 PM
IXI Jim IXI: I don't even see us getting a decent round of "Row Your Boat" going...

I like sabotaging rounds of that song with my own lines...

Row, row, row your boat
Get your laundry clean
Make for us some dinner, verily,
Pass the Listerine

/No, it's not meant to mean anything; just fits the syllables and rhyme scheme approximately.
 
2006-12-18 06:29:17 PM
I'm just waiting to use the line "That guy just pulled a TheRaven7" in a upcoming thread.
 
2006-12-18 06:29:31 PM
LT L:

Ohhhhhh... you're from Florida. Never mind; double-wides don't have basements.

Double-wides can have basements. Water table is too high in Florida.
 
2006-12-18 06:29:51 PM
IXI Jim IXI: I don't even see us getting a decent round of "Row Your Boat" going...

Hush, munisfire and I are feverishly working/not working on a theme song for our non/religious point of view. As soon as I can't decide on the time signature, the style changes. I shudder to think about the lyrics, but that is his bailiwick...
 
2006-12-18 06:30:26 PM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2006-12-18 06:30:36 PM
TheRaven7: Yes it is. You even get to learn the fallacy of brand identity.

Forget English 101...you need Introduction to Principles of Comedy: from Pun to Punchline.

/Bending the rules of 'proper' English for comedic effect *is* a legitimate tactic, you realize.
//That's how half of the puns are made.
 
2006-12-18 06:30:39 PM
2006-12-18 06:24:46 PMI_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

"Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked upstarting -
"Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!"


I wonder what he'll quoth to that?
 
2006-12-18 06:30:58 PM
muninsfire: Row, row, row your boat
Get your laundry clean
Make for us some dinner, verily,
Pass the Listerine


See what I mean?
 
2006-12-18 06:31:06 PM
TheRaven7 is my hero.
 
2006-12-18 06:31:11 PM
Subby: YES!
Raven: NO!
 
2006-12-18 06:31:29 PM
Wow. this is the best headline(s?) ever. Nice job, subby. Restores my faith in humanity.

/not really
 
2006-12-18 06:31:37 PM
Boy, theraven7 will NEVER be able to make a comment without getting made fun of again.
 
2006-12-18 06:31:50 PM
img240.imageshack.us


Impressed.


\I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2006-12-18 06:31:55 PM
TheRaven7

I understand. Such things don't really exist (pops). It's all in my imagination.

/Stand by for PEE motherfarker!
 
2006-12-18 06:32:32 PM
www.uploadfile.info>
 
2006-12-18 06:32:38 PM
www.newgrounds.com
 
2006-12-18 06:32:39 PM
Best use of FARK repeat EVAR

+3 subby
 
2006-12-18 06:32:41 PM
shipofthesun: Hush, munisfire and I are feverishly working/not working on a theme song for our non/religious point of view. As soon as I can't decide on the time signature, the style changes. I shudder to think about the lyrics, but that is his bailiwick...

And the second that happens, it all degrades into partisan bickering. Then, just when you get that though with, someone submits a beastiality thread, and everyone's concentration is (ahem) blown.
 
2006-12-18 06:32:46 PM
Finnley Wren: Just comin to tone's defense. Seeing as how you too have patched things up, I retract my smarmy comment.

Was there anything to defend?

/two
 
2006-12-18 06:32:48 PM
shipofthesun: Hush, munisfire and I are feverishly working/not working on a theme song for our non/religious point of view. As soon as I can't decide on the time signature, the style changes. I shudder to think about the lyrics, but that is his bailiwick...

Problem is that I'm working on three songs in my head at once, and none of 'em are quite compatible with each other--there's a Satire, a goth/techno/dance number that my girlfriend wants me to write, and the Quantum Tao Blues....
 
2006-12-18 06:32:50 PM
tsferg: Boy, theraven7 will NEVER be able to make a comment without getting made fun of again.

Depends how often he changes his socks.
 
2006-12-18 06:33:05 PM
LT L, I've already peed on him. Picture posted above.

He enjoyed it way more than I'd hoped.
 
2006-12-18 06:33:11 PM
SpinStopper: Good job!
 
2006-12-18 06:33:21 PM
Weren't TheRaven7 on trial somewhere? For something?

/I mean, other than today?
 
2006-12-18 06:33:27 PM
I just have to say that daywin is the bee's knees.
 
2006-12-18 06:33:29 PM
shipofthesun: See what I mean?

I was feeling Dischordian that day.

/See what I did there?
 
2006-12-18 06:33:44 PM
scotttothety: Was there anything to defend?

Apparently not.

/works both ways, actually
 
2006-12-18 06:34:03 PM
Props, Gmork. I like the bird!
 
2006-12-18 06:34:33 PM
Mission. Accomplished.
 
2006-12-18 06:34:44 PM
TheRaven7
Yes it is. You even get to learn the fallacy of brand identity.

Holy crap dude, give it a rest. Seriously.
 
2006-12-18 06:35:22 PM
Fair_Poopsmith

Yeah, you posted while I was posting; I didn't see it right away. Your MS Paint skillz are a thing of beauty.
 
2006-12-18 06:35:24 PM
jingks: I just have to say that daywin is the bee's knees.

I never could understand what this preoccupation is with bee's knees. Hell, I'm not even sure they HAVE knees...
 
2006-12-18 06:35:56 PM
Late
Late
Late

..as usual, to TFT, but just had to add my kudos to smitty and my vote to somehow get this into contention for "Best Headlines of 2006."

/damn joke snuck up on me
//monitor only, keyboard escaped the carnage...
 
2006-12-18 06:36:01 PM
Funniest headline in recent memory. Good jorb subby.

/too bad leadership @ the company since this guy left has been lacking, and destroyed his legacy
//xerox products suck
 
2006-12-18 06:36:04 PM
i36.photobucket.com

one repeat to not complain about. great job admins and subby
 
2006-12-18 06:36:40 PM
TheRaven7: If you'd just bowed out gracefully, I don't think you'd be facing as much embarrassment as you are now.
 
2006-12-18 06:36:48 PM
CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED: ..as usual, to TFT, but just had to add my kudos to smitty and my vote to somehow get this into contention for "Best Headlines of 2006."

Someone should photoshop up a special award for this one.

I would, but for some reason, they don't let me photoshop at work...
 
2006-12-18 06:37:03 PM
img240.imageshack.us


Impressed.


\I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2006-12-18 06:37:11 PM
+3
 
2006-12-18 06:37:30 PM
Paint???? that's PEE, farker. You wanna be next?
 
2006-12-18 06:37:40 PM
IXI Jim IXI: Then, just when you get that though with, someone submits a beastiality thread, and everyone's concentration is (ahem) blown.

Yes, the concentration just goes right out the...Look! A horsie!

muninsfire: Problem is that I'm working on three songs in my head at once, and none of 'em are quite compatible with each other--there's a Satire, a goth/techno/dance number that my girlfriend wants me to write, and the Quantum Tao Blues....

Right. I've got one called "True Believer" that's been running around in my head for years. Kinda trying to make the point that everybody is a true believer, and you are wrong, and America is the place for that.
 
2006-12-18 06:38:02 PM
IXI Jim IXI

Well, i thought calling him the cat's meow would date me. And, I wanted to make a hip first impression with you TFers.

/ is the cat's meow hot?
 
2006-12-18 06:38:19 PM
Headline of the year?

Headline of the year?

Headline of the year?
 
2006-12-18 06:38:50 PM
... oh I get it. You have to fail at the English language to get it, though, because last time I checked, Kleenex didn't produce a product called the "Kleenex machine". It's called a farking tissue dispensing unit, which about 10 other companies manufacture.
 
2006-12-18 06:39:14 PM
shipofthesun: Right. I've got one called "True Believer" that's been running around in my head for years. Kinda trying to make the point that everybody is a true believer, and you are wrong, and America is the place for that.

I think the Monkees already got ahead of you on that one.... ;-þ
 
2006-12-18 06:39:15 PM
I see what you did there.

/+2
 
2006-12-18 06:39:33 PM
PFC Obvious:
Every time I look at the picture The Invisible Sky Wizard posted, I notice the one guy about half an inch from the upper left corner who is just sitting there the entire time. Did he die right before they started filming?

Nah, he's just that one guy who didn't get the joke.
 
2006-12-18 06:39:36 PM
jingks: / is the cat's meow hot?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
2006-12-18 06:40:28 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard: ... oh I get it. You have to fail at the English language to get it, though, because last time I checked, Kleenex didn't produce a product called the "Kleenex machine". It's called a farking tissue dispensing unit, which about 10 other companies manufacture.

... oh I get it. You have to fail at the English language to get it, though, because last time I checked, Band-aid didn't produce a product called the "Band-aid machine." It's called a farking adhesive bandage strip, which about ten other companies manufacture.
 
2006-12-18 06:40:41 PM
Somebody bit off more than they could chew..

restarea1mile.com
 
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