one too many gets. got it? good.

TheRaven7, just give up. It'll go a lot better.

This one is a little darker and fuzzier.

TheRaven7

... oh I get it. You have to fail at the English language to get it, though, because last time I checked, Xerox didn't produce a product called the "Xerox machine". It's called a farking copier, which about 10 other companies manufacture.

No, you didn't get it. It had to be explained to you, and then you acted like a jerk by pretending you're too cool for it.

/Doesn't like d-bags

I almost choked on my popcorn. Bravo smitty. *Golf clap*

TheRaven7: Former HP chief dies
Former HP chief dies
Former HP chief dies

Would you still have gotten it? No, because there's no such thing as an "HP Machine".

What the hell are you talking about? Xerox has been a name synonymous with copiers for years.

Just quit while you're behind, kid. You're only making yourself look more retarded.

TheRaven7



Go sit in a corner

Headline of the Year

Its you!

golf clap

This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen an this site!!!!!

Bravo Subby!

I lol'd.. nice work

TheRaven7, don't Lily Conner yourself

MurphyManifesto: Just ducked in here to commend Submitter on a joke well-played.
kinggoo: Bravo smitty.

I think smarter praise would do to the admin, the submitter had little choice in the issue

..........on this site.

Sorry..Holiday Cheer hitting me!!!

TheRaven7

Would you be a dear and go make me a Xerox of this thread?

Don't you just love it when EVERYBODY gets a joke, and some tool like Raven7, living on a different planet, doesn't

/Get a life.

LOL, Poopsmith.

TheRaven7:Former HP chief dies
Former HP chief dies
Former HP chief dies

Would you still have gotten it? No, because there's no such thing as an "HP Machine".

You couldn't say "I'm going to 'HP' this document".

/You could substitute "Xerox", though.

Jeebus, I'm sittin' in my office crying fercrissakes ... and it ain't because I'm sad about the Xerox guy. Congrats on hilarity x eleventythousandfive! Awesome trifecta.

Awesome...

the submitter had little choice in the issue

Besides, you know, having the idea and all.

TheRaven7: ... oh I get it. You have to fail at the English language to get it, though, because last time I checked, Xerox didn't produce a product called the "Xerox machine". It's called a farking copier, which about 10 other companies manufacture.

I replied just cuz I wanted to see this post appear one more time while I ponder the self-righteous indignation that fueled it.

/ *hands TheRaven7 a box of facial tissue*
// or whatever that stuff is called

TheRaven7

Take a nap. Seriously.

Oh, and read up on Xerox. Should clear up the difference between calling something a Xerox Machine and an HP Machine.

TheRaven7

Ohhhhhh... you're from Florida. Never mind; double-wides don't have basements.

/do you blow your nose in "facial tissue"?
/or wrap your sammich in "cellophane"?
/or clean your ears with "cotton swabs"?
/or take your coffee to the unemployment agency in a "vacuum bottle"?
/or build your walls with "gypsum board"?
/or sop up your bleeding gash with a "sanitary napkin"?

TheRaven7 needs to get a clue.
TheRaven7 needs to get a clue.
TheRaven7 needs to get a clue.

Exceptionally well done.

Jesus has returned.

Somebody buy Submitter a beer! This is truly an awesome headline and has ended my day on a good note.

H.G. Pennypacker
I was going to say that as well.. but, Did you RTFT?

I submitted this with a better headline.

now wins the award for being the biggest idiot to ever post on Fark. Congratulations.

And to the other people who "took awhile" to get it...WOW!

FTGodWin

Maybe we should take a collection to buy him some plastic adhesive bandage strips for the wounds he has gotten while in the thread?

I wish there was a simpler way to say "plastic adhesive bandage strip".. Oh well. :-(

Damn repeats. Can we get some new mods? Jeez...

Nightjars: Take a nap. Seriously.

Oh, and read up on Xerox.

I'd recommend Fumbling the Future: How Xerox Invented, Then Ignored, the First Personal Computer.

While being led by the dead guy in question, BTW.

har har... very clever...

"I can't make the funeral, so I'm sending one of my duplicates."

TheRaven7: Could somebody bother explaining this to the people who don't get it, please?

if you don't get it . you don't get it....good jokes should not have to be explained for stupid people.

TheRaven7

I like to drink Cokes, mainly Mountain Dew.
My favorite Kleenex brand is Puffs.
I only buy store brand Jell-o.

/Consumer whore.

brilliant!
brilliant!