damn ads

Reality shows: Funny as prison rape. And not the funny bang-you-in-the-ass prison rape that happens to bad people.

What the HELL is with that Colgate ad?

True, but Mr T is the best. That guy is funny and has no idea he is.

If T IS indeed on it, I will be a happy boy. That'll be my new favorite show.
"Little Richahd, foo, I'ma t'row yo' punkass! Yo punkass ate all mah Chee-tos!"

Whitney Houston: "Yo, don't be leavin' your bedroom doors unlocked. Robert Downey Jr.'s been pinchin' from my stash..."

I love it!

(Blatent plug: The Pro-T Movement)

They need to bring George Peppard back to life and we could watch those two go at it again! That I'd watch!!

Mr. T needs a footrub! Who wants to give Mr. T a footrub?

How could we not lose with this?

Damn it! Sucka HTML!

The Pro-T Movement

The production company's name is appropriate: Mindless Entertainment.

hey sucka!!!, Drink drugs Dont do mIlk, Sucka.....

i love snl... :)

Amen. The whole point of reality TV shows is watching horrible things happen to people you don't know. Now you can watch horrible things happen to people you sort of feel like you know, and that you vehemently hate. Joy!

"You wanna be the husband or the wife?"

Hey, T's a good man. Sure, he's corny, but he does know it. Anyway, he's one of the few Christians I've seen preaching common sense morals without spewing brimstone about religion.

I'd post a retro 40's thumbs-up picture if I had it on hand. "Mr. T is A-OK!"

Mr. T, a big bowl of chili, a confined space.

Yeah, I think you know what I'm getting at.

Be somebody, or be somebody's FOO!!!

I'm still waiting for broadcast's first reality cartoon.

I'd tune in to watch this, and I'm not ashamed of saying so. This has tremendous humor potential.

Mr. T kicks major ass. He visited UCLA a few months ago, and gave this really funny speech about his life story. What I liked about his style is that he preaches Christian morals without trying to spook the audience or act condescendingly; he's just trying to be a nice guy, and he encourages the audience to do the same.

The most awesome thing he did was stick around after he was done, answer questions, and give autographs to and take photos with everyone. There were over a hundred people sticking around afterwards to get his autograph or snap a photo, and he stuck around until each and every person got one. I got his autograph, and a photo of him holding me in a headlock! Some guy asked whether he could hold Mr. T in a headlock, and Mr. T just looked at him and said, "You really that big a foo'?" (...or something to that effect, involving the word "foo'". Damn, can't exactly remember.)

But man, that was priceless!

Oh, man, there's a lot of foos to be pitied in this thread. I mean, how can you not like the Patron Saint of Grudge Match?

And I thought that Oregon Lottery commercial a few years back was supposed to be a joke. Looks like someone took it seriously. Damn funny ad...

http://www.mrtvseverything.com/MrTetc.html

That's the last time I ever click on an MSNBC link.. that was just pathetic... that advertising, to me, is like saying hey, our ads are 100x more important than our stories will ever be...

OK, I think I have seen everything on television now. Its great that they are recycling the already recycled stuff into recycled shows. The word "recursive" only begins to describe the tragedy of television. They have satellites broadcasting 1000 channels of this canned stuff, complete with spam, and more canned laughter for us sardines the MPAA calls filthy pirates who skip wholesome commercials.

Back when television was young, we marvled how we could transmit luminescent images from one place to another. Before you know it, we had Star Trek taking that fantasy to the full potential by beaming entire people to distant places. It was amazing.

Now the old is being rehashed. Nothing new, just better quality renditions as far as technical means are concerned. Better picture, better resolution, breathtaking sound, but the content is right out of an unflushed toilet. Funny and amusing, yes, but sickening if you have to digest it for long.

I guess what I am trying to say is that I hate watching the goddamned television at work.

T! T! T! T! T! T! T! T! T! T! T!

B0rg9:
It practically exists already. Crank Yankers on Comedy Central. Granted, they're puppets, but close enough.
Q. How do you suck the life out of spontaneous crank phone calls?
A. Have puppets act them out.

I'm with Saydur and VideoVader - Mr. T is farkin' awesome and I wouldn't mind living with him for a couple of months. Guy is trying to lift his brothers out of the ghetto. He's sponsored youth shelters, contributed to charities, etc. Word up for th' T.

-Ben

Didn't think about that, Ronaski. I like the idea for that show, and some of them are kinda funny, but that "I've got mail, I've got mail.." skit was about the most annoying thing besides Rosie O'Donnell to ever beam through my TV set.

Mr T's Real Name:


Laurence Tureaud

Mr. T Cereal tasted like sugar coated straw. Shaped like the letter T.

Draugluin: Mr T's Real Name:


Laurence Tureaud

Correction: Mr. T's real name is Mr. T. He was BORN Laurence Turead, but he legally changed it. That's right, his REAL NAME is Mr. T.

The show will feature 8 individuals. Here's my dream cast for a reality TV show:

Mr. T
Flea
Bill Cosby (because he's funny)
Julia Roberts (because she's hot)
Natalie Portman (because she's hot)
Winona Ryder (because she's hot)
Richard Simmons (for Mr. T's amusement)
Marilyn Manson (for when Mr. T is done with Richard Simmons)


Here's my idea of the worst possible cast for a reality TV show:
Anybody from N'Sync
Carrot Top
Chris Rock
Michael Jackson
Roseanne Barr
Steve Balmer
Richard Simmons (won't be able to stand him without Mr. T around)

Actually, before he was Mr. T he was briefly Laurence Tero. He changed it so people would have to call him Mister.

"Coming soon to FOX!
It's TV's newest reality game show!
It's Who Can Spend 30 Days in a Trailer...
WITH MR T!"

hehehe.... fake advert, for lottery game... wish I could remember the address of the site it was on...