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NikolaiFarkoff		2006-12-18 10:56:39 AM

All survey respondents said poor nutrition habits are the cause of increased breast size.

Do not want...er..donut want?

schnee		2006-12-18 10:59:03 AM

Some 44 percent of surveyed girls aged 12-19 think that eating fatty foods helps increase the size of their breasts.

They haven't thought out their cunning plan...

I forget what eight was for		2006-12-18 11:29:37 AM

And Leon's getting larger!

Supercheeks		2006-12-18 12:06:53 PM

When I gained 15 lbs., my boobs got bigger, too; so did my waist. Despite my excitement to finally be able to fill out a sweater (compare this to being able to lick your "beans", fellas), I prefer less muffin top, so I ate less and exercised more.

/5 to go
//stupid tasty holiday food

Tickman		2006-12-18 12:56:55 PM

Emmmmm, boyancy.

THis will be huge when the big flood comes.

Timon of Athens		2006-12-18 02:13:11 PM

Supercheeks: (compare this to being able to lick your "beans", fellas)

I have no clue what that means, but it sounds like a fun challenge.

scotttothety		2006-12-18 02:14:45 PM

Supercheeks: (compare this to being able to lick your "beans", fellas)

I disagree with this completely. You know how hard it is to get a girl to lick your beans just right? Most chicks try to swallow them. You know what it feels like to have your nuts ripped off and your seminle vesicles stretched to infinity?

It's an art ladies.

Scorpinock		2006-12-18 02:15:01 PM

Supercheeks

Your post is worthless without pics.

bdMurray		2006-12-18 02:15:38 PM

photos?

Jedi_Templar		2006-12-18 02:15:48 PM

TTWWP

char_boy		2006-12-18 02:15:50 PM

David Brent unavailable for comment.

If he were available, he would be in favor of rewarding them, not punishing them.

everytime999		2006-12-18 02:15:53 PM

This thread useless without NSFW tag.

cooplege		2006-12-18 02:16:02 PM

Yeah the news could get better. A lot better.

This could be NSFW.

Ripside		2006-12-18 02:16:53 PM

/golf clap

wpmulligan		2006-12-18 02:16:59 PM

I forget what eight was for: And Leon's getting larger!

Surely you jest!

greaser_77		2006-12-18 02:17:40 PM

link farked

I_C_Weener		2006-12-18 02:17:49 PM

I hate only two things. Intollerant people, and the Dutch.

Bigger boobies? I have to change my attitude.

I hate only one thing. Intollerant people.

BillDoor		2006-12-18 02:18:06 PM

After reading scotttothety's comment, I'm whimpering in a corner swearing celibacy for life.

Harry Freakstorm		2006-12-18 02:18:15 PM

Farked already. Why would an article about big boobies be farked already?

/think of the kittens

Bungalo		2006-12-18 02:18:17 PM

I like them big when they're perky.

/not pointy, like knees

HandsUp		2006-12-18 02:18:50 PM

Great ad placement.

I'd be smiling also!

dbaggins		2006-12-18 02:19:19 PM

link not working for me. anyways. yeah, eat faty food, get bigger titties. Also get huge thighs and a gut. how wonderful.

oh, and breast cancer.

ObscureNameHere		2006-12-18 02:19:23 PM

Reminds of an old humour bit, I probably saw it on FARK first:

Woman: "Honey, do you think I should lose a few pounds?"
Man: "Will it make your b00bs smaller?"
Woman: "Yes."
Man: "Let's go for ice cream."

Thisbymaster		2006-12-18 02:19:39 PM

Supercheeks I would need video evidence of your claims.
/What a booby thread without pictures? WTF?

GR8idea		2006-12-18 02:20:05 PM

GIS anyone?

ChristmasOnMars		2006-12-18 02:20:12 PM

The link is farked, but a boobie thread isn't a bad thing...

d3		2006-12-18 02:23:51 PM

Hooray hormone additives!

ObscureNameHere		2006-12-18 02:25:31 PM

Oh, and just to get it out of the way now:

Im in ur sweaterz
Expandin ur bewbz

ChiliBoots		2006-12-18 02:25:35 PM

scotttothety: You know what it feels like to have your nuts ripped off and your seminle vesicles stretched to infinity?

That comment made me fool a little woozy...

/ouch
//crosses legs

dbaggins		2006-12-18 02:25:49 PM

oh yeah. what d3 said. fat soluble hormones.

hence, bigger tits and thighs and tummies, and breast cancer.

blackom		2006-12-18 02:25:56 PM

Timon:
I'm not sure either, but - in an effort to understand - I've been in the kitchen for the last hour attempting... and all I have to show for it is 12 bowls filled with various types of bean products, a worn out can opener, and a very TIRED tongue.

But, I think what Supercheeks ultimately means is 'that being large enough to fill a sweater is a lot like having a tired, bean-covered tongue'. That's my best guess anyway...

platypusjones		2006-12-18 02:26:21 PM

in dutch, they are known as "bjoobies"

Ghostbox		2006-12-18 02:27:47 PM

this thread...uesless...pics?

/slow pic day Fark?

Go_Noles		2006-12-18 02:29:20 PM

Worst... Boobies thread... Ever.

moof		2006-12-18 02:29:30 PM

Supercheeks: I prefer less muffin top

hmmmmm... muffins......

Pair-o-Dice		2006-12-18 02:29:36 PM

mmmmm, boobies-

trigonman3		2006-12-18 02:30:04 PM

There are no pictures allowed in Boobies threads, but links still work. Get going!

dogfood		2006-12-18 02:30:07 PM

I'm thinking of having a threeway on my birthday with two very hot large breasted upscale escorts.

Just thought I would share that, since it's all I can think about right now.

ScreamingInDigital		2006-12-18 02:30:34 PM

scotttothety: It's an art ladies.

There's this farker, tonkin, that I think you might want to meet.

good ole flopp		2006-12-18 02:32:34 PM

Supercheeks
Despite my excitement to finally be able to fill out a sweater (compare this to being able to lick your "beans", fellas)...

:p
i think what she meant was that she was as excited as a man who was finally able to lick his balls, you morons.

DeltaPunch		2006-12-18 02:32:48 PM

link is fapped.

dogfood		2006-12-18 02:33:25 PM

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e18/dogfood45/95ab.jpg

SFW.

Thisbymaster		2006-12-18 02:33:28 PM

If there can be no boobies in a boobies thread then the terrorists have already won.
/When did the fundamentalist groups take over fark?

eek!		2006-12-18 02:34:10 PM

/just here for the pics
//keep 'em comin'

Thisbymaster		2006-12-18 02:34:16 PM

GIS sucks, It really sucked. Really nothing for "dutch women".

Forty-Two		2006-12-18 02:34:17 PM

In regards to breasts getting larger with weight gain: During college, I put on weight, then in the past year I lost all of the excess plus a little more. In the process of the weight gain, I did go from a C cup to a D (well, I am Dutch-American!), but after I lost 40 pounds I could still fill out my bras. It's as though I put on some weight on my chest then lost it from my waist. I'm not complaining; heck, I think I'm bragging. The sad thing is, I'm also not losing much from my thighs. Is it unusual for the places that bulk up during weight gain to be different from the places that slim down during weight loss?

/married to a Farker, so don't get your hopes up

gradatim		2006-12-18 02:34:35 PM

compare this to being able to lick your "beans", fellas

WTF? If that means what I think it means, no man wants to be able to lick his "beans". Dogs are into that sort of shiat; normal humans aren't.

Wulfhardt		2006-12-18 02:35:06 PM

Yay... so now Dutch women are almost as fat and round as British and Danish women. Be still, my throbbing beanhood.

Not that there's anything wrong with big girls. Just... not that many of them all at once. AN ice cream truck could start a stampede, fer chrissake.