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(Tampa Bay Online)   The Associated Press goes out on a limb declaring men eat at Hooters for the boobies and not the food   ( divider line
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2006-12-15 08:19:47 AM  
2006-12-15 08:23:07 AM  
2006-12-15 08:24:13 AM  
Where's Rick Romero when you need him? I'll bet he knew this tomorrow.

There are some Hooters waitresses that are really, really pushing the seams on those orange shorts. Scary.
2006-12-15 08:25:54 AM  
How titilating! Please keep me abreast of such Boobies madness I say!
2006-12-15 08:27:28 AM  
Lies! Lies and slander! Lies and slander and libel!
2006-12-15 08:28:00 AM
2006-12-15 08:30:10 AM  
Dom Roark: There are some Hooters waitresses that are really, really pushing the seams on those orange shorts. Scary.

I went to Hooters once. WTF is up with the waitresses wearing pantyhose under their hotpants? It looks really odd.

And the tops? The funniest thing about it was that there were several better bars nearby with better looking waitresses who wore even less in the summer.

That Hooters went out of business, BTW.
2006-12-15 08:30:16 AM  
Well, the food's actually fairly decent. If all they had going for them was teh boobiez, and the food was crappy, they wouldn't have lasted this long.
2006-12-15 08:30:45 AM  
Never been to a Hooters, though I've had their food when others brought it to functions. I'm unimpressed.
2006-12-15 08:31:00 AM  
Before some dick-hole comes in here and talks about how bad the food is there, I want to say that I've never had a bad meal at Hooters.
2006-12-15 08:32:05 AM  
The Buffalo Chicken sandwich rocks.
2006-12-15 08:32:16 AM  
It's beautiful that, due to phaedrusiszen's brilliance, this thread will always begin and end with boobies.
2006-12-15 08:32:34 AM  
I've been to a Hooters one time, and that because it was the most convenient spot off the interstate to meet someone.
2006-12-15 08:36:29 AM  
Eat More Possum: because it was the most convenient spot off the interstate to meet someone.

How much did she charge?
2006-12-15 08:37:42 AM  
Pocket Ninja: It's beautiful that, due to phaedrusiszen's brilliance, this thread will always begin and end with boobies.

Hey, it took two!
2006-12-15 08:40:24 AM  
Every time I've gone to Hooters, it's been specifically for food and drink - happy hour beers and good, cheap wings.
2006-12-15 08:41:19 AM  
Their wings suck but they do have good burgers and Buffalo Shrimp. As to the waitresses it all depends on the Hooters you go to. The ones near college campuses tend to be the best from my experience.
2006-12-15 08:46:29 AM  
Hooters is like a massage parlor with bad food and no happy ending.
2006-12-15 08:46:33 AM  
They have food?
2006-12-15 08:46:45 AM  
I go there to read the articles.
2006-12-15 08:47:01 AM  
SHOW US YER BoobiesS!!
2006-12-15 08:48:03 AM  
2006-12-15 08:48:17 AM  
Probably the best use of the Obvious tag ever. They can't be going there for that shiatty food.
2006-12-15 08:48:35 AM  
I like the wings, myself.
2006-12-15 08:48:42 AM  
I actually quite enjoy their hotwings, plus they usually show UFC pay per view fights for free

2006-12-15 08:48:44 AM  
I like chicken breasts and thighs. But their wings have more grease than a 55 Gallon drum of molybdenum!

2006-12-15 08:49:28 AM  
Um, people go to Hooters to watch sports. Beer, food, and boobies are all extras to get you to watch the game there instead of somewhere else.

Next you'll try to convince me that people go to football games to watch the cheerleaders.
2006-12-15 08:49:33 AM  
I don't like their wings either.
Culpeppers FTW!
2006-12-15 08:49:37 AM  
Hooters has ass food. But maybe I am a bit haughty on the issue.

2006-12-15 08:51:35 AM  
IMHO, I thinbk the wings have too much breading and the sauce is wierd, but they do make a tasty burger.
2006-12-15 08:52:07 AM  
The Hooters in Lakeland, Fl has it's own Hooters Motel next door.

/charges by the hour?
2006-12-15 08:52:20 AM  
6 dollar burgers.
2006-12-15 08:52:37 AM  
Who cares about boobies?
I go for the GLORY HOLE!
2006-12-15 08:52:54 AM  
2006-12-15 08:52:58 AM  
dammit phaed, I demand an explanation.
i generally consider my html-fu to be a few notches above average and quite frankly I don't have the time to figure out what the hell is going on here
2006-12-15 08:54:26 AM  
ugh... Honestly, I'd say that anyone who goes to Hooters for the bewbies is an idiot. Hooters girls are not more attractive than any other waitresses at a semi-decent (read: not Denny's)restraunt and I would say that they tend to be trashier.
2006-12-15 08:54:38 AM  
I always figured that when they open a new location, they bring in trainers who look good to get the location started so they can get the locales hooked.

Only decent hooters Ive been in was the one in Chicago and Orlando
2006-12-15 08:56:04 AM  
I am sorry, you guys are slacking...

2006-12-15 08:56:27 AM  
Girls who are truly beautiful do not go for waitressing jobs on the basis of their looks. If they want a waitressing job then they go get one at whatever place they want to work. They happen to be beautiful but it doesn't define them.

Girls who do go for waitressing jobs on the basis of their looks can be found at Hooters. They think their looks do define them, and those women are much less attractive.

Hence the pantyhose under the shorts. Only an idiot would wear pantyhose under shorts.
2006-12-15 08:57:21 AM  
Their chicken reminds me of Hillary: small breasts, flabby thighs, and two left wings-
2006-12-15 08:59:15 AM  
Well duh. thats why we go to strip clubs.

The hot, hot food.
2006-12-15 09:00:15 AM  
I hate wings, no matter where they're from. Hooters' philly beef sandwich ain't bad. I used to stop there on business trips once in a while by myself until I noticed that all the other men sitting at the counter were old guys, by themselves, ogling and pathetically trying to talk to 20 year old chicks.

I saw my possible future. I think I frightened myself.
2006-12-15 09:00:46 AM  
The success of Hooters only shows that America is ready for the return of the Playboy club.

/I like the concept, Sex without sleeze, but Hooters is a little too lowbrow.
2006-12-15 09:01:37 AM  
Never eaten at Hooters.

The Y, however...
2006-12-15 09:02:04 AM  
I guess I'm a dick-hole, tin-man. The food is TERRIBLE. I just went there yesterday and was spray painting all afternoon.

BUT, I continue to go because at the one I go to, the waitresses are worth it.

/at least it's expensive
//seriously: $11 for a pitcher of Mich Light?
2006-12-15 09:02:27 AM  
What about the wings?!
2006-12-15 09:02:36 AM  
2006-12-15 09:02:58 AM  
signpost said what I was trying to say.

2006-12-15 09:02:59 AM  
BW3's for the wings..
I haven't been to a hooters in about 10 years.
I'm sure I've not missed anything.

/doesn't need girls in tight hotpants to sell me wings.
//Spicy Garlic FTW
2006-12-15 09:03:50 AM  
im in ur reztarant
lookin at ur bewbz
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