That's pretty pathetic, I must say.

Thank goodness. I knew that if they had to keep using that old Xerox machine, then the terrorists had already won...

A hah hah ha! That reminds me all too much of my local paper (feel free to check it out for a laugh, www.fredericknewspost.com)

There are only two types of pictures that make it on the front page here: cows, or car crashes.

What's going on in Mississippi, more than what's going on in Missouri.

It isn't fair that some of the dumbest people have the most difficult to spell state names. Mississippi should change its name to Kat.

Crook to get new copy machine

Why are we giving crooks copy machines?

(Yes, I read the article. I'm making a funnny. Ha ha.)

The Crookster, Crookarino, Crookaholic Crookasaurus makin' copies...

yeah, i'm just not going to read that article

I just fell asleep, woke up then fell asleep again.

come on now, I have been worried about this copier issue for quite sometime...perhaps if you guys would just read the farking article you would understand

Copiers have toner
toner is made from slave toner mining camps in indonesia
The profits goto Al Queda
Mississippi is therefore directly supporting Al Queda in this purchase...I think they should be bombed for this move...its a attack against our freedoms!!!

**puts tin foil hat back on**

Sounds like a whole heap of fun down there in mississippi! Too bad I am missing out.

This is off-topic, but I grew up in northeast Mississippi and my hometown's newspaper is one of the crappiest sites on the web. Laugh at the ineptitude: Daily Corinthian

wtf how is this news? i dont get it.
Goblins head hurt. GO AWAY. ::smashes mississippi::

Didn't I read this exact same article on The Onion?

Oh yeah, the crucial fact that I forgot to mention about the Corinthian's site is that those blue words with the underlines that look like links aren't really links, they're just blue words with underlines that look like links. Way to go, hometown!

Candypants: So what is that on the cover of www.fredericknewspost.com today? A cow or a car crash?

So, how about those Yankees?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

And, oh yeah, Mississippi = suck.

No, Kat should change her name to Mississippi.

The Gaffney Ledger

Gaffney, South Carolina.

M-I-CROOKED LETTER CROOKED LETTER-I-CROOKED LETTER CROOKED LETTER-I-HUMPBACK HUMPBACK-I

Nothing says Fark better than utterly pointless news stories. I can't wait for more of these to be posted. I am dying to hear about them upgrading from their 400 baud modems.

The state motto of Arkansas, which if 49th in damn near everything, is "Thank GOD for Mississippi!"

I just E-mailed the author of the article, asking for a pic of the copy machine. I'm such a wanker...

combined with the headline, that was one of the funniest things i've ever read.

Vegasshawn... you cannot say Humpback, it's offensive. Must say Bell ringer. Thank you, that is all.

You got some sort of tip on modem upgrading? What a scoop!

I've heard of this mystical device that is reportedly 9600 baud. I am still skeptical though.

"I love Mississipi"

-Mississippi Governor Ross R. Barnett

The last time I saw something this exciting, was at the last baseball world series.

The highlight of my day so far. Oh the humanity!

Too much inbreeding must cause people to want to read about pointless events.

lol fark you people, i live in mississippi on the gulf coast...D:

right now there's a horde of black people down on the beach because they put the confederate flag back up at the mall. There's police, protesters, and watermelon trucks everywhere. TELL ME THAT'S BORING.


The Sun Herald

My.Brain.Has.Melted.
Here is a cuter-than-cliche-kitty pic for youse guys.
http://www.scotpolo.org.uk/_scotpolo/photos_files/Pussy1.jpg

it reads like an onion article

Better?

Fresno did you know that there is a Fresno, Tx?

I know, I feel like I'm in Mississippi right now.....

This must be the single most surreal thing I have ever read.

I mean, truly, think of the possibilities! We could all have reporters following us around, dying to write stories about our every move! Anything we do is newsworthy. And when we finally get back at that a-hole in the next cubicle who borrowed our staple puller and never gave it back, *blammo!* it's front page news.

Now, whose life couldn't use that kind of romance?

Someone call Reuters; I'm gonna go buy a toaster.

Makes me want to give up my big city law practice so I can move to a small town and fight about copiers.

Hey CANDYPANTS - I used to live in Frederick but it was long ago. Lived on Ft. Detrick but my Dad wouldn't let me keep any anthrax as pets.

So, then, is Mississippi the anti-Florida?

I know Mike Crook. To really appreciate this story you have to know Mike. He campaigned for his slamming the Madison Board of Supervisors. Well, guess what? When he got elected the Board basically put a big bull's eye on him. They have gone back and forth. It really has been funny, ( they even brought in the Attorney General at one time).

Wow....2 stupid links in a row.What a surprise. Fark's circling the drain

You know how after you check a profile that name becomes blue? I wish it worked to where there would be three colors: red for those you've never bothered with, blue for those that interested you in a good way, puke green for the idiots that you have to check out like a bad car wreck.

hahaha, I remember reading a story like this in my local paper a few weeks back, cept it was more pathetic. it was about this guy in a village who watched a taped football game and then loaned it to his friend, who invited someone over to watch it. I submitted it here but it didn't pass through fark's stringent quality control *rolls eyes*

Poor guy... what's he gonna do when he discovers he needs electricity to use it? Run an extension cord from Louisiana?