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(Boston Herald)   Rachel Ray's husband may be snacking between meals, if you know what I mean   (thetrack.bostonherald.com) divider line 71
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2006-12-13 09:40:37 AM
Looks like Rachael's the one who snacks a little too mu...OHHHHH.
 
2006-12-13 09:51:48 AM
I'm sure he just wanted to upgrade to a lady with A-cups.
 
2006-12-13 09:57:53 AM
I don't understand all the pointy knee comments... she's got an ass and some mousy tits, but I'd be all over her if allowed. She's cute and can cook - really, this is all a guy wants...
 
2006-12-13 09:59:44 AM
bump: don't understand all the pointy knee comments

I've never seen someone make that comment regarding her. She's too fat to be pointy.
 
2006-12-13 10:01:45 AM
I'd snack between her meals!!
 
2006-12-13 10:09:44 AM
Rachel Ray is too fat????????

OMG, there is no satisfying you guys!
 
2006-12-13 10:12:44 AM
OMG, there is no satisfying you guys!

Seeing that 99.2% of the males live in mom's basement and don't know what a REAL woman looks like, I can understand.
 
2006-12-13 10:13:01 AM
I'd definitely tap Rachel Ray, if, and ONLY if, I was guaranteed she would not speak during the encounter. I swear, that woman's voice is a serious beatdown.
 
2006-12-13 10:13:14 AM
Hmm. Let's see. She has here Food Channel cooking show and the talk show thing she does. How much quality sack time do you think Mr. is getting?
 
2006-12-13 10:13:54 AM
The article says the story came from the "National Enquirer". Yeah, because they're the most reliable of sources.
 
2006-12-13 10:20:04 AM
tnpir: I'd definitely tap Rachel Ray, if, and ONLY if, I was guaranteed she would not speak during the encounter. I swear, that woman's voice is a serious beatdown.


Hearing her say "Mmmphlghhrrnnhhh!" with a Chicago accent wouldn't bother be so much.
 
2006-12-13 10:24:02 AM
numbah5sistah: Rachel Ray is too fat????????

OMG, there is no satisfying you guys!


Fat: no.
Hawt: no.
Slightly above average: yes.

Annoying giggle: hells yes.
 
2006-12-13 10:27:38 AM
EvilEgg: Fat: no.
Hawt: no.
Slightly above average: yes.

Annoying giggle: hells yes.


You forgot to add she has Man Hands.

But hella no, she is not fat.
 
2006-12-13 11:08:07 AM
I find her voice kind of hot - I'm a big fan of that slight raspyness... perhaps it's cause I grew up watching Susan St.James on McMillan and Wife...
 
2006-12-13 11:16:25 AM
i'd hit it with EVOO

/that's extra virgin olive oil
 
2006-12-13 11:16:47 AM
Rocker hubby cheating?

I thought that was an expected given?
 
2006-12-13 11:19:22 AM
It's most likely that NikolaiFarkoff 's comment was simply a method of reaching his punchline.
 
2006-12-13 11:23:14 AM
I'd butter her biscuits.

I'd stuff her turkey.

Hell, I'd put my penis in her vagina.
 
2006-12-13 11:23:32 AM
You want me to SPIT on you?

If you hope to continue this affair my good man, you need to learn how to annunciate. Because, well, I don't how to put this delicately. I'm turtling.
 
2006-12-13 11:25:42 AM
She. Never. Shuts. The. Fark. UP.
 
2006-12-13 11:29:24 AM
Rev. Skarekroe: You call the climax "the punchline"?!?!?!?!



/What has she done to your poor psyche?!
 
2006-12-13 11:40:52 AM
brap: I'm turtling.


Ewwwwwwwwww.

Good show.
 
2006-12-13 11:41:28 AM
Rachel is hotness.

/that is all
 
2006-12-13 11:42:10 AM
She's got DSL, and I do mean BROADband.
/2 for one!
 
2006-12-13 11:45:05 AM
Rocker hubby?? ummm no. He's a frickin' lawyer with a side gig.
 
2006-12-13 11:46:11 AM
Rachael Ray? I banged her when she lived in Albany.

She's got a great rack!
 
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2006-12-13 12:07:00 PM
bump: She's cute and can cook...


There's room for debate on both of these points.
 
2006-12-13 12:09:50 PM
not to be all That Guy about it, but i called this when they got married...

this can't really come as a surprise to her. any guy who is so obviously 8th on her priority list is bound to look for action elsewhere.
 
2006-12-13 12:10:59 PM
Rachel Ray is seriously annoying and NOT HOT. And I'd be willing to bet hubby's not getting any--dinners or sex--at home. Do.Not.Want.
 
2006-12-13 12:11:25 PM
Rachael Ray? I banged her when she lived in Albany.

She's got a great rack!


If by "great rack" you mean a big mouth, no tits, a flat wide ass, then you need to get out more.
 
2006-12-13 12:20:24 PM
Who cares. I'd hit it and forget it.
 
2006-12-13 12:21:48 PM
She's cute and can cook - really, this is all a guy wants...

She's got to swallow all of the food too. Wink wink.
 
2006-12-13 12:23:00 PM
Link is farked, kinda like her husband?
 
2006-12-13 12:26:40 PM
ya know, I never understood the seething hatred farkers have for her....until I ran across her show.

2 minutes in I wanted her to die in a horrific oven explosion.
 
2006-12-13 12:31:18 PM
Rachel Ray is decent looking, but she can cook, which makes her hot. A lot of women my age can't cook for shiat, which is sad.

Giada Delurentis(sp?) is the Goddess of Food Network. Huge tracts of land, cooks italian, and drinks wine with everything. You can't go wrong. Cept the whole shes already married part. But still, hands down the best female on Food Network.
 
2006-12-13 12:33:51 PM
article is farked
 
2006-12-13 12:45:37 PM
About time for her to trade up to The Lelio.
 
2006-12-13 12:46:44 PM
Chris Barr: Giada Delurentis(sp?) is the Goddess of Food Network.

www2.nau.edu
 
2006-12-13 12:53:45 PM
The people that say she can't cook, relies on Chicken stock too much, etc. always forget that the name of her show is THIRTY MINUTE MEALS. I'd like to see any of those jagoffs make a soup in 30 mins without using stock.

I'd take all I could get of RR.
 
2006-12-13 12:56:35 PM
mooseyfate - I'd hit it and forget it.

Roncho Style!
 
2006-12-13 12:58:24 PM
Rachel Ray... Say what you want. She is hot and can cook.

I would hit it and then have it make me some "yummo" food.
 
2006-12-13 12:58:45 PM
What the hell is a RAchel Ray?!? People talk about her like she's famous er somethin'
 
2006-12-13 01:06:26 PM
Her smile annoys me. Almost as much as her voice. I don't see why everyone is falling all over her. There are many better women out there, even on cooking shows.
 
2006-12-13 01:24:03 PM
I'll make her say yummo and there won't be any food involved.
 
2006-12-13 01:31:59 PM
Giada DiLaurentiis??

You must like women whose heads are about 3 times too big to support their spindly, pointy bodies.
 
2006-12-13 01:33:14 PM
Article is gone.
 
2006-12-13 01:42:25 PM
To take a line from Elaine Benes, Giada looks like a walking candy apple.

I would TOTALLY snack with Rachael Ray between meals.
 
2006-12-13 01:58:33 PM
I rank the ladies of food network in this hittable, yet forgettable order:

Giada
Sandra
Rachel
Paula
Ina
Alton

Am I forgetting anyone?

/Kidding about Alton...he's the man
 
2006-12-13 02:01:41 PM
AuntofDogface: Seeing that 99.2% of the males live in mom's basement and don't know what a REAL woman looks like, I can understand.

We know what a real woman looks like, but we try to ignore it. otherwise we would all turn gay.
 
2006-12-13 02:14:56 PM
She may not have the stunning looks, but I like Rachel. Her problem is she looks normal. She is someone I would check out at a party. However, in these debates one factor about her people don't seem to include is that she makes about $6 million a year (according to Forbes via Wiki).

At that income level I will allow a little cushion for the pushin'

Anybody have a link to that list of Rachel quotes that sound dirty taken out of the kitchen?


orrinbloquy:
That made me laugh.
 
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