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(NewsChannel 5)   Fat, bloated and naked. The Memphis Manatee went out just like Elvis would have wanted   (newschannel5.com) divider line 55
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2006-12-12 11:38:50 AM
Well done submitter

Have a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich on me.
 
2006-12-12 11:47:42 AM
Today must be a good day for headline writers on Fark - I've been giggling all morning.
 
2006-12-12 01:31:15 PM
Yes, good headline. However, I was hoping we could avoid the manatee story altogether.

You all know what's coming next, right?
 
2006-12-12 01:43:25 PM
She comes in colors everywhere: You all know what's coming next, right?

the phrase "oh, the huge manatee"?
 
2006-12-12 02:55:38 PM
mialynneb: Today must be a good day for headline writers on Fark - I've been giggling all morning.


Have you checked the oxygen level in your cubicle? Just to be safe.

She comes in colors everywhere: You all know what's coming next, right?

Pics of Priscilla?
 
2006-12-12 02:56:45 PM
She comes in colors everywhere: You all know what's coming next, right?

www.hornymanatee.com

???
 
2006-12-12 02:57:09 PM
She comes in colors everywhere: You all know what's coming next, right?

Oh the punlarity?
 
2006-12-12 02:57:15 PM
oh the huge...
 
2006-12-12 02:57:21 PM
Fat, bloated and naked is no way to go though life son
 
2006-12-12 02:58:05 PM
www.theage.com.au
unavailable for comment
 
2006-12-12 02:58:34 PM
She comes in colors everywhere [TotalFark]

You all know what's coming next, right?

Manatee barbeque?
 
2006-12-12 02:59:31 PM
GIS is farking amazing.

i104.photobucket.com
 
2006-12-12 03:00:00 PM
Was it wearing pants?

/One ticket please.
 
2006-12-12 03:01:26 PM
www.fws.govimages.usatoday.com
hmmmmmm......
 
2006-12-12 03:01:36 PM
Did he trade it all in for a porcelain monkey?

/obscure?
 
2006-12-12 03:02:59 PM
She comes in colors everywhere: You all know what's coming next, right?

Camel toe Elvis?
 
2006-12-12 03:03:25 PM
Anything swimming in the big-muddy will inevitably die or get so sick they'll wish they had. I went to high school and college in Memphis (years back) and everyone I know that took a dip in those waters ended up with some infection or illness... Fortunately I had the good sense to stay high and dry gorging myself on Rendezvous ribs and Garibaldi's pizza...
 
2006-12-12 03:03:57 PM
Defiance_: Manatee barbeque?

Tastes like mermaid.

lamar.colostate.edu
 
2006-12-12 03:06:24 PM
Oh, the *phew* manatee!

/clean-up on inlet 3
 
2006-12-12 03:06:39 PM
Saayyy, nice beaver.
 
2006-12-12 03:09:33 PM
Yuuummmm, manatee sandwich. I'm starving. Earl, do we have any manatee sandwiches back there?
 
2006-12-12 03:10:40 PM
Whateva. That seapig needed to get a JOB, anyway.

/Anyone?
 
2006-12-12 03:11:35 PM
I live in the ocean
 
2006-12-12 03:12:50 PM
I gotta say I'm pretty disapointed. This many posts in and no hindenburg-manatee.
 
2006-12-12 03:13:10 PM
She comes in colors everywhere:
Yes, good headline. However, I was hoping we could avoid the manatee story altogether.

You all know what's coming next, right?


Oh, your clairvoyant vanity.
 
2006-12-12 03:15:21 PM
ChubbyTiger: Saayyy, nice beaver.


Or, better yet.

www.topsynergy.com

Nice manatee.
 
2006-12-12 03:15:22 PM
www.hornymanatee.com
 
2006-12-12 03:17:16 PM
dandelion whine

It's Peanut Butter, Jelly and Bacon on a buttered and toasted loaf of bread. no bananas.

Also known as the Fools Gold Loaf.
 
2006-12-12 03:17:31 PM
I_C_Weener Much appreciated.

/I'm trying to keep my posts to a minimum until I finish grading.
 
2006-12-12 03:18:53 PM
ChubbyTiger: I'm trying to keep my posts to a minimum until I finish grading.


You really shouldn't let work get in the way of important stuff like Fark.
 
2006-12-12 03:24:49 PM
Fat, Drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
img461.imageshack.us
 
2006-12-12 03:25:59 PM
Manatees are ugly ass beasties
 
2006-12-12 03:26:13 PM
That is FLOUNDER... not Manatee.... lol
 
2006-12-12 03:26:33 PM
Since no one else will.

www.spaldingsoftware.com

/My apologies.
 
2006-12-12 03:27:24 PM
What, the manatee was sitting on the hopper?
 
2006-12-12 03:27:33 PM
cache.boston.com

Unavailable for comment

/rip, John "Dean Wormer" Vernon
 
2006-12-12 03:28:54 PM
Looks like that manatee went out more the way Jeff Buckley would have wanted.

/window seat, please
 
2006-12-12 03:41:52 PM
Oh...my...god, SteelBeak
That pic - I never would have thought of putting manatee and bondage together, and now I will never be able to separate them in my head. Thanks, thanks a lot.

/no more Sea World trips for me...(cries)
//actually, would make a perfect Xmas greeting from Florida
 
2006-12-12 03:45:49 PM
the real important question here is; are manatees good eats? inquiring minds want to know.
 
2006-12-12 03:48:32 PM
Nice Headline Smitty
home.comcast.net
 
2006-12-12 03:48:47 PM
img463.imageshack.us
 
2006-12-12 03:51:36 PM
Props to the submitter
 
2006-12-12 04:02:44 PM
Bump That's very odd, because I grew up swimming and water skiing in the Mississippi, and I never got ill. Nor anyone I knew, either. Although, we no longer eat the fish from the river.
 
2006-12-12 04:04:50 PM
Does this mean Family Guy is permanently cancelled?
 
2006-12-12 04:10:59 PM
The severed head of Fidel Castro approves of this headline.

/obscure?
//slight chance...
 
2006-12-12 04:11:22 PM
druidmama Well granted, this was back in the 80s...

/old
 
2006-12-12 04:25:51 PM
Somehow this saddens me more then if some busses full of fat midwestern schoolchildren had DIAF.
 
2006-12-12 04:43:17 PM
cigare1.fatcow.com
 
2006-12-12 04:53:29 PM
"You need to get a job, sea cow!"

"I'm a manatee. I live in the ocean."

"You live in the ocean 'cuz YOU GOT NO JOB!"
 
2006-12-12 05:13:23 PM
Ah! Found through the wonders of youtube: Call me manatee! (no pops)

That's the best Dr. Katz ever.
 
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