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(Centre Daily Times)   Purr-fect ending for teen who "meowed" at neighbor; case is dismissed   ( divider line
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2006-12-12 09:26:14 AM  
And here I thought that crazy old ladies LIKED cats.
2006-12-12 09:33:33 AM  
2006-12-12 09:34:52 AM  
Jesus farking Kee-rist! That old lady says she was tortured. God I hate people.
2006-12-12 09:44:11 AM  
frivolous lawsuit
2006-12-12 09:51:10 AM  
The Mail Demon: That old lady says she was tortured.

I propose she spend a week in Abu Ghraib, and see what she thinks of real torture.
2006-12-12 10:36:28 AM  
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

/not so funny meow, is it?
2006-12-12 11:24:41 AM  
No, the perfect ending involves sticking the old lady with all court and attorney fees.
2006-12-12 11:56:07 AM  
She should consider herself lucky. The last time a neighbour farked with me, I burned a large cross on his front lawn in the middle of the night.

He didn't have the guts to go to the cops after that.
2006-12-12 11:56:34 AM  
People sure do like to throw around the word torture now a days
2006-12-12 11:56:48 AM  
You made a woman meow?
2006-12-12 11:57:02 AM  
Cat calls? At a 78 year old woman?

Man, that's hot.
2006-12-12 11:57:16 AM  
There seems to be two categories of old women:

Nice and pleasant to be around.
Bitter and hostile.
2006-12-12 11:57:47 AM  
Cat thread?
2006-12-12 11:57:49 AM  
Super Troopers?
2006-12-12 11:57:52 AM  

"I'm just glad he at least reprimanded him," she said. "He used to be a good boy. It has done emotional harm to me. ... I was the one who was tortured."

I GIS'd torture, and neither old ladies or cats showed up.

This did.
2006-12-12 11:58:01 AM  
Meow !!!
2006-12-12 11:58:01 AM  
she's got a point, having cat shiat in your garden is no fun, i'd be content to put some pepper spray traps though so kitty learns to avoid my area instead of getting rid of the cat, that's overkill.
2006-12-12 11:58:04 AM

"Do I look like I eat mice?"
2006-12-12 11:58:22 AM
2006-12-12 11:59:35 AM  
Crap. I got the quote wrong.
2006-12-12 11:59:58 AM  
Meow at her? Weak, kid. Weak.
I would have at least taken a dump in her garden myself.
2006-12-12 12:00:29 PM  
evulish shiat for $20, I'll call her a chickenfarker.
2006-12-12 12:01:00 PM  
Do you know how fast you were going meow?
2006-12-12 12:01:38 PM  
I remember this story, glad the kid is off the hook. The old lady needs a dose of reality (meow).
2006-12-12 12:01:59 PM  
Biatchy old lady makes kid get rid of cat, tells him to get off her lawn. Kid meows to bother old lady. Old lady sues. What a hosebeast of an old lady.

Poor kid. Poor cat. I say we force the old lady to watch 'Catwoman' until she knows what torture is. Stupid old kitty-hating bag.

/has pet kitties
//keeps them inside & out of gardens
///can meow like whoa
2006-12-12 12:02:37 PM  
Merovech: Meow at her? Weak, kid. Weak.
I would have at least taken a dump in her garden myself.

and showed teh maturity of a 14 year old?
2006-12-12 12:03:48 PM  
"I'm just glad he at least reprimanded him," she said. "He used to be a good boy. It has done emotional harm to me. ... I was the one who was tortured."

I had a neighbor like this when I a was a kid. Everytime I walked by her house her dogs would bark. I could be on the other side of the street and as long as her dogs saw me walking they would bark up a storm. When her dogs barked this woman got angry and she would come out of the house screaming at me because I was "taunting" her dogs. She even complained to my parents, who knew better than to believe her, and told them it was causing her emotional harm. They told her to get rid of the dogs. About a year after, with her still yelling at me for taunting her dogs, the old hag finally died and her son took the rats to the pound. I always like to think that they were euthanized there.
2006-12-12 12:03:54 PM  
The winners, as always, are the lawyers.

I'm thinking of finding her address and sending her some good kitty postcards. Every Friday for the rest of her life. Since she's old, I'm figuring it oughtn't be long.

Mrrrrow, bay-bay.
2006-12-12 12:04:02 PM  
Just die already biatch. This is why I don't support Medicaid.
2006-12-12 12:04:31 PM  
Wow.. Jeannette, PA on Fark?

Could I possibly be the only one here who has ever been there, much less grew up there?

I have fond memories of that craphole.
2006-12-12 12:04:53 PM  
GIS for lame
safesearch off
Page 2 second row
2006-12-12 12:06:07 PM  

PRE-American invasion, that was real torture, it doesnt even compare now
2006-12-12 12:06:54 PM  
That biznatch said, "I was the one who was tortured"

Judge should have smacked her down, meow, for saying something as stupid, meow, as that.

If that crazy old hag thinks she was tortured, I had season tickets to the Bengals through the 90's and early 00's. That's torture right there, I don't care who you are.

2006-12-12 12:07:18 PM  
Torture? WTF? Obviously she's never been in labour, which actually could be part of the reason she's so damn cranky: no crotch-droppings to care for her in her old age. Of course that's not the done thing among crotch-droppings any more, but if she had them at least she could hope against hope they'd remember to call on Christmas instead of rotting alone in the bitter knowledge that when the sun sets on her life, no one will cry about the new-bloomed dark...
2006-12-12 12:07:19 PM  
yay, crazy lady!
2006-12-12 12:08:14 PM  
Dumb old woman needs a hobby.
2006-12-12 12:08:19 PM  
I'll second the hosebeast claim

/in a perfect world, she'd wake up surrounded by plastic wrap with Michael C Hall standing over her.
2006-12-12 12:09:58 PM  
Now if he was in the ceiling, watching her masturbate? THAT would be a story.

/Ceiling suspect is watching you masturbate.
2006-12-12 12:10:09 PM  

I didn't have the balls to click on the pic.

Is it what I think?
2006-12-12 12:10:23 PM  
"It's not mews, it's"

/been waiting to use that little gem
//waits for the obligatory wedgy
2006-12-12 12:12:00 PM  
theres a lady like this that lives next door to my relatives. Anytime the littlest thing is wrong, she calls the cops. One time, she threw out a pretty nice lawn mower, and my uncle grabbed it to keep or sell. She called the cops and said he stole it. Good thing everyone knows she is a crazy biatch and the officer "wrote" him a ticket.
2006-12-12 12:13:02 PM  
Was it this kid?
2006-12-12 12:13:11 PM  
I'm not sure I've ever been so happy to see "Object not found!"
2006-12-12 12:13:33 PM  
Danger Mouse: I didn't have the balls to click on the pic.

Is it what I think?

Yep. The link goes to a 404, but I'm amazed what comes up with the most gentle search terms with safesearch disabled.
2006-12-12 12:13:56 PM  
The judge held on to the case for 90 days to see how the kid and granny were getting along??? Sounds like the judge has been watching way too much Dr. Phil.

/Not that I would know anything about Dr. Phil
//cat lover
/// nothing wrong with that
////everybody needs a little pussy now and then
//slashie fever!
2006-12-12 12:13:57 PM  
Not impressed.

Hey, at least he didn't call her a chicken farker. Bawk bawk!
2006-12-12 12:14:07 PM  

That was so worth the effort.

/not kidding
2006-12-12 12:15:30 PM  
Sometimes I bark at peoples dogs.

I'll be bookmarking this in case I'm ever hauled off because of it.
2006-12-12 12:15:52 PM  
Whacking Day

Oh, I've been there too. I grew up in Irwin, but my college roommate was from Jeannette and had plenty of stories about it.

I loved the one about the Pizza Outlet where ordering a "pizza and Pepsi" just got you a combo deal, whereas a "pizza and coke" got you a pizza with a plastic baggie taped to the bottom. Good times.
2006-12-12 12:17:09 PM  
That old biatch doesn't know what torture is. if it were me she'd be finding roadkill cats in her mail box every so often and I'd be the one pissing in her garden.
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