hi mom

hello son...are you still gay and taking it up the hoop every night?

asshat.

Groovy, let 'em...of course we'll just wind up having to kick their ass later.

anyway - back to my witty comment....

Iran and Iraq. The original Odd Couple.

Wow. Saddam must be getting desperate. I guess your mind really does start going to pot when you turn 65.

Iraq news agency?!? lmfao.... do they have a non censored news thing there? coughpropaghandacough

Great use of the tag...

BTW, didn't Iran recently warn about incursions against Iraq? (not that their warnings necessarily mean anything...)

OK, MisterSparkle you play nice with Cali4nication7.

and as to the I and I boys, US involvement would not suprise me in the least.

I think Iraqi news agency is ran by Iraqi security.

oohh, that headline makes my head hurt.

THIS makes my head hurt!

Hamza Qassem Sabbat, alias Abu Haitham, and Ibrahim Abd Jassem Mohammad, alias Abu Ayoub

http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,759446,00.html

When is Saddam going to learn that it is a conspiracy between Major League Baseball, the Trilateral Commision, and the Illuminati which is all part of the fiendish plot of Dr. Fumanchu?

I agree UNLIKELY. I think there is a better chance of Iraqi citizens planning to overtake IRAQ. Did anyone read that article in Maxium at the begining of the year about Saddam and his sons and what they do to the public there. If I lived there and he rapped and killed all of those women I know I would be planning an uprising.

so let iran and iraq fight one another, that saves us the resources to do the job. one stone, two killings!

This sounds like Yuri's Revenge...

Saddam is a battyboy.

Can't they just all combine and make a country called Iquit. Sheesh, it seems to me that the arab nation thinks that the rest of the world is out to get them. Now they don't even trust each other.

Kind of reminds me of an old joke. And arab and an American are walking along when they find a magic lamp. The obligatory three wishes are condensed to two, one for each. The arab asks for a mighty wall to be built around all of the middle east that is very high and very strong to keep the rest of the world out. Poof, it happens. When asked what the American wanted for his wish, he simply stated "fill it with water".

What does this have to do with Iran and Iraq, you ask? Nothing, just thought that I would share that with you.

That is all.

Obvious

Then OUR terrorists have already won...

oops. I don't know any html. can someone remind me how to post a link and name it something other than 'link'

Does anybody remember that these two countries were at war for quite some time? Over religion?

Seems like a poor use of the unlikely tag to me.

I'd eat your children!!! Praise to Allahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Read Hussain's Bio, very entertaining and an interesting grasp of the english language

And from the section on sanctions is the best quote,
(Sadam on US sanctions):

"a kick of a dying mule which we should beware of, but it will miss its target, God willing

yousuckatlife
I know I would be planning an uprising.

but then again ...
you probably weren't raised in an environment were saying the wrong thing, or heaven forbid implying that you might someday be questioning the great leader would cause you, along with your family and friends to have a rather unpleasant future.

don't expect any revolution there, even if supported by the rest of the world. Pretty likely that secret agencies have been trying this for at least 10 years by now, without signs of success.

http://www.brassknuckles.net/humor/war/fan.php

I'd just like to add to that, the bottom of that page;


Copyright John Hawkins 1999-2002

are you yanks cursed to walk life with your heads up your arse?? why is this unlikely? is it as unlikely as the fact that the USA used Osama to fight the Soviets?

The real question is, is Iran inspiring their women to flash their boobies?

So......if Iraq & Iran go to war, is the U.S. going to start selling arms to Iraq again? Like the last time?

ehrm..
mulltron,
iranians helping out the us and israel?

seriously.

Taht article was written by a dead 3-year old?

Under "Iraq in Lines" link, D. Climate - Temperature:

The mean maximum of temperature in August is 43.2 C

110 degrees. average. Ouch.

I'm sorry i have a question not related to the post, but lol where did the name Dubya come from? I know it's bush's nick but where the hell did that come from. We should have a website dedicated to where shiat comes from, like the "i'd hit it..." which post did that start from?

the mother of all instigators

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spin...spin....spin.....spin.....spin....

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Koopatroopa13: Helloooo? George W. Bush...Double-U...Dubya.

Was that troll bait?

Koopa-
dubya's dad's (psst he was a president too)middle intial was H. So to differentiate between them, his son (psst current president) is known, affectionatelty as dubya.
You are dismissed from the class of blinding obviousness.

It wouldn't actually be all that unlikely. The question is should we care... we're just going to go in and attack them all anyway sooner or later...

Koopatroopa13
I'm sorry i have a question not related to the post, but lol where did the name Dubya come from? I know it's bush's nick but where the hell did that come from. We should have a website dedicated to where shiat comes from, like the "i'd hit it..." which post did that start from?

The first President Bush was George H.(erbert) Bush. the second one is George W.(alker) Bush. People call him "W" with a cheesy Texan accent. "W" = Dubya (many of us realluy do sound like that). *sob*

Playeriam: Actually, his father's middle initials were: H.W. (Herbert Walker)

Iran is nicer to us than Saudi Arabia anymore. They were getting even closer to being totally friendly with us and then Bush went off and called them part of the Axis of Evil, giving the old hard-line people more ammo to quash the moderates by calling the U.S. the "Great Satan" again. That thread was on here a couple weeks ago.

If you read through the part about American sanctions, Madeline Albright is quoted as saying "The United States will do what ever it can to prolong the long night of suffering of the Iraqi people."


hahahaha

Shhhh!!! We dont' want to let Iraq know about our secret plan to topple Hussein's regime.

GmcG

We all may laugh at that because we know it's a load of horseshiat, but you tell that to a bunch of Iraqi's or Saudi's.

gee, sure would be too bad to see Iraq and Iran go back to war.