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Civil_War2_Time		2006-12-11 09:34:45 PM

So, he was an omnipedonecrobeasteophileac? Goddamn.

TemporarySanity		2006-12-11 09:37:04 PM

mm, instagreen.

Thenixon		2006-12-11 09:37:22 PM

those were more liberal times...

mryoop789		2006-12-11 09:37:42 PM

booooo!

heap		2006-12-11 09:38:13 PM

heh...gotta love it when they just rub it in.

Heroic Poser		2006-12-11 09:43:05 PM

The lack of JOBU makes this list non-fun.

LandStander		2006-12-11 09:43:06 PM

I call Anteros.

Woodrow Wilson		2006-12-11 09:44:00 PM

OSSA: Goddess of Rumor

I call my neighbor Ossa. She is evil.

HomerButt		2006-12-11 09:44:48 PM

Heroic Poser: The lack of JOBU makes this list non-fun.

Good one.

mryoop789		2006-12-11 09:44:50 PM

Middle-Eastern Gods
The current Top Ten:
1st : SATAN
2nd : JEHOVAH
3rd : BEELZEBUB
4th : BAAL
5th : ASTARTE
6th : JESUS
7th : YAHWEH
8th : AHURA-MAZDA
9th : GOD
10th : ALLAH

SoiledDude		2006-12-11 09:45:45 PM

Heroic Poser: The lack of JOBU makes this list non-fun.

His miracles have been on the decline recently. I almost forgot he was still on the top 100 deity list.

Megain		2006-12-11 09:47:16 PM

URANUS: Great primeval God of the Sky. Born of GAIA, the Earth, he covered the world in the form of a vast bronze dome and ruled over everything.

heh

Jabber		2006-12-11 09:48:36 PM

Hoorah! I found my daughter's name on there.

/fnord

dahmers love zombie		2006-12-11 09:51:50 PM

Oh Mighty Isis!

http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/isis/default.htm

'70's babeitude...

HomerButt		2006-12-11 09:57:11 PM

dahmers love zombie: Oh Mighty Isis!

I LOVED that show when I was a kid! Ha!

I haven't thought of that in years.

Timon of Athens		2006-12-11 10:26:18 PM

BALOR: Demonic one-eyed God of Death and evil King of the Fomorians.

These were a race of gigantic warriors who liked nothing better than to invade somewhere, pillage it and then gloat horribly. BALOR had one huge leg and, with his one evil eye, could kill someone just by peering at them. But he usually kept it closed to avoid tripping over dead bodies all the time.

Palmer Eldritch		2006-12-11 10:43:23 PM

Hopefully this will be just a one-day thing.

Bevets		2006-12-11 10:48:01 PM

Acts 4.9 If we are being called to account today for an act of kindness shown to a cripple and are asked how he was healed, 10 then know this, you and all the people of Israel: It is by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom you crucified but whom God raised from the dead, that this man stands before you healed. 11 He is
" 'the stone you builders rejected,
which has become the capstone.' 12 Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved."

John 14.6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me."

mediaho		2006-12-11 11:04:22 PM

So many good ones to choose from. My favorites would be

Dionysus
Athena
Loki
Anubis
Saraswati

mediaho		2006-12-11 11:10:15 PM

Bevets: John 14.6 Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me."

I never trust any deity who needs their self-referential pronouns capitalized.

Godzilla		2006-12-11 11:24:11 PM

Wow. Bevets sure makes a pretty good point there!

Any other text suggesting the god(s) described within its words is so obviously wrong.

This is especially true if that text originated generations before stories started surfacing about that guy from Nazereth who ended up getting nailed.

You know the one...the dude who was into symbolic, ritualistic cannibalism that we now call "communion."

I mean, come on you guys!

It's so obvious!

Seriously.

Ye of little faith, why do you doubt?

Oh, logic and reason?

Worthless!

Now eat my flesh and drink my blood and tell me that you love me!

heap		2006-12-11 11:44:04 PM

mediaho: I never trust any deity who needs their self-referential pronouns capitalized.

i just don't trust the shift key in general.

YOUR FAILURE KILLED THE WORLD		2006-12-12 12:08:17 AM

How about,

It's not an original headline, it's Fark.com

palad		2006-12-12 12:09:31 AM

The polytheistic world sounds more fun. Nobody can prove monotheism is the Right Way(tm) either, short of claiming the infallability of a given scripture, so believe what you want.

CatJumpJohn		2006-12-12 12:09:34 AM

THIS MUST END.

Camper_Bob		2006-12-12 12:09:59 AM

Acts 4.9 If we are being called to account today for an act of kindness shown to a cripple and are asked how he was healed

Of course, it's impossible for God to heal any cripples who are actually missing a limb. Maybe Hydra can help with that one?

charityslave		2006-12-12 12:10:11 AM

A Bevets sighting! Now my night is complete. Except for all the porn I'm about to surf.

spaten		2006-12-12 12:10:31 AM

Dionysus, by far the coolest god.

He knew how to party and he had some cute Maenads, even though they turned on him. Women.

Bon_Scott		2006-12-12 12:10:39 AM

Homegrown		2006-12-12 12:10:45 AM

Wow!! I haven't seen Bevets since God raised me from the dead.

rockforever		2006-12-12 12:11:27 AM

charityslave

Amen.

farkplug		2006-12-12 12:11:31 AM

Fun and easy insta-green link ideas:

- adhesives: it's not glues it's fark.com
- israel: it's not jews it's fark.com
- BB king: it's not blues it's fark.com
- alcohol: it's not booze it's fark.com
- ecchymoses: it's not bruise it's fark.com
- caribbean: it's not cruise it's fark.com

Will this fun never end?

CygnusDarius		2006-12-12 12:11:34 AM

/Flamewar, ahoy!

Embden.Meyerhof		2006-12-12 12:11:59 AM

I kill gods... and I vote.

occasionalcontributer		2006-12-12 12:12:16 AM

Civil_War2_Time
So, he was an omnipedonecrobeasteophileac? Goddamn.

Could be worse. At least he never farked his girlfriend's five-days-dead dog in front of a daycare. Or never got caught, anyway.

KNW		2006-12-12 12:12:37 AM

The Greek gods were so much cooler. When's the last time Yahweh came down and threw it into anything?

Spork Bunny		2006-12-12 12:12:40 AM

WTF is the deal with this crappy arse "it's not XYZ it's Fark.com" Crap?
Every 3rd thread seems to have this headline...

/Is some admin trying to piss me off enough to stop visiting this site?

teen_satan		2006-12-12 12:12:50 AM

No Amaterasu Omi-kami? I'm a little hurt. She's the bestest ever.

Complex_Green		2006-12-12 12:15:24 AM

um... no FSM?

dvedis		2006-12-12 12:15:31 AM

Tiamat and Marduk FTW!!

Oh yeah, obligatory:
www.sable-pro.net

megapaw		2006-12-12 12:15:31 AM

Bevets!

My old nemesis. How the heck are ya?

Homegrown		2006-12-12 12:15:36 AM

You know what else is great about Greek Gods? They were always gettin busy one way or another. Every damn god was gettin his groove on. Ol' Yahweh denies he even gets chubbies.

Fr._Peter_Fitznuggly		2006-12-12 12:15:52 AM

Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me."

I knew a used car dealer like that. He was always saying his used crap was better than other used crap. Barry would say, "I'll get you the lowest price on the best car. No on undercuts me. You won't fnd a better deal anywhere."

vudukungfu		2006-12-12 12:16:39 AM

not fair, I signed off an hour ago crunk, and now it's a website that has links like Support the Gods and Report a Mistake?
Support the Mods and report a mispost, is morlikeit.
Not fractally inclusive of being moderatly important on a what is this, mondya or tuesday?
fark it.
I'm really gointa bed now, I'll catch up inna mairn.

tafka		2006-12-12 12:16:47 AM

Wow, I am impressed. I have finally been accosted with a Bevets post.

Bevets can crawl back into his hole now - I understand the joke & his use is no longer required for further elaboration.

Genuine		2006-12-12 12:17:05 AM

Camper_Bob

That reminds me of that scene in the movie Saved!, where the Macauley Culkin character (who is wheelchair bound) is telling this girl about how his sister found him after he fell out of the tree, something she refers to as a miracle. To which the girl he's telling this to replies, "The miracle you could have used would have been not falling out of the tree."

/Saved! is a wonderful movie, go see it
//But not as good as The Usual Suspects

Megain		2006-12-12 12:17:10 AM

Spork Bunny: Is some admin trying to piss me off enough to stop visiting this site?

yes. it's being done intentionally to piss you off. just you. fark is all about you

L.Darte		2006-12-12 12:18:11 AM

Flying Spaghetti Monster Rulez all Godz.

DickEverhard		2006-12-12 12:19:07 AM

Otto's_Jacket		2006-12-12 12:19:36 AM

Bon_Scott, why oh why did you have to bring my first fap girl into this discussion?

/going to bed right now
//that's right Bevets, I'm going to relive my early manboy tinglings with a good old fashioned fapping
///hopefully your god won't be watching...he needs to concentrate his efforts on saving all the gay priests anyway

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