Hi. My name's Fruit. Loom Fruit. Hey...where'ya going, babe? Um...miss?

You ever date a guy named Calvin?

Bullshiat. Every time I show a guy my panties, it means I want to get farked.

In other news, my boyfriend's tighty whities say "Big Yank" on the waistband.

I want to see pics.

So, if a girl shows me that she isn't wearing undies, what does that mean?

I showed a girl my racing underwear once, you know, the ones with the skidmarks on them? I didnt get any

About the time a girls shows her undies, my kitten-killer introduces himself.

It means she probably needs to wash her jeans.

I'm a little puzzled about FarmerBob wearing panties and having a boyfriend, though.

Maybe FarmerBob plays on the other team. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'd should sew "Big Daddy" tags onto my underwear, but I can't sew. I'm not that big, either. Nobody would see it except me, really. Oh and I don't wear underwear. I guess I won't do that.

'Fruit of the Womb'

Why pay money for name tags? I just scribble my name over my underwear with markers, along with "I wants to meet you." Then I put them in an envelope and mail said underwear to the girl I like. It always gets a response.

So has anyone seen that 'new' Sharpie commercial with the ?plumber/carpenter? having BOB written on his underwear? I read this article and that was the first thing to come to mind. Pretty sad...funny commercial though.

I write my name on my penis........first ,last, and middle name :)

Disclaimer:

My real name isn't JOHNDX

I showed my underware to girls, letting them know I want to fark them but it doesn't work like that ):

Like men need another reason to look at some chicks ass?

If you're showing your underwear, we don't care about your name, we just want to get it off and fark you.

Thorny4Pie: so true

Note to self. Take off underwear before applying iron-on.

"Show me your name baby" ;-)

Forgot to add this in, anyone that's been in the military knows pretty well what it's like to have to stencil your friggin name on every article of standard issue clothes they give you in boot camp.

Underwear too :0)

well let me then introduce myself - UNZIP

Sometimes this can be a bad thing......

So... umm.. if she shows me that she has no underwear, does that mean she doesn't want me to know her name? Me confused.

"07-24-02 03:30:03 AM Andonbray
So, if a girl shows me that she isn't wearing undies, what does that mean?"

I means she LIKES ya!!!! Ok, I guess you figured that out by yourself, oh well...

Lonergan says much of the adult interest recently has been driven by a New York-based fashion e-zine called Daily Candy which touted that unorthodox use of the labels.

Damned sheep. Whatever happened to the 'branding' craze?


For you know who: remind me to thank your bf for introducing you to FARK...with a ticking shoebox.

I can already see undies decked out with the bling bling.

Yakette: I like them young and innocent but not to illegal to be creepy.

I just really enjoyed watching Willow swoon for Xander and he was to stupid to as Buffy put it "...wake up and smell the hotty."

Dawn is cute but she acts like she needs a good fark.

I have only seen the episodes up to where Buffy died thanks to FX. When Buffy first came out I didn't get the channel so I never got into the show. One day I was flipping through the channels and on FX I stoped to check out the chicks. I started watching and I got addicted. I found me a soap oprea with killing! I have no idea whats going on with UPN because I don't get that channel now. My luck sucks.

Now since others mentioned it I will that I would bang you Yakette. It isn't really that good of a compliment considering I have farked fruit.

It isn't really that good of a compliment considering I have farked fruit.

Wouldn't happen to be from California or Texas, would you? :P

A clairvoyant woman introduced herself to me the other day. I knew she was clairvoyant because it said 'medium' on her underwear.

Yakkette, I still think you're a whiner. So there.

Shawn Pickrell

it was on daily candy? that means it must have been on sex & the city.

and who wouldn't listen to those fashionistas?

DaCricket: I leave a unique pattern of skid marks on my undies for ease of identification after orgies. This has the added advantage that no-one is tempted to swipe them while my attention is diverted.

Now whats wrong with that picture?

Oh yeah... everything.

I generally prefer for girls to show me the way their panties look crumpled up on my floor. They just look better that way.

I like it when a man wants to wear my panties for a hat.

Bogus.

GIrls just love to tease. I am seeing this girl now who is a virgin, and loves to remind me of that. Yet on our second date she saw it fit to take me underwear shopping with her aftwerward at Victorias Secret. She wasn't buying thongs or lingerie just normal stuff, but damn must you flaunt it so loud when you have no intentions of making good? I should be a man and just move on but she makes it so difficult everytime i try.

I am wearing my Burger King underwear.
They say 'home of the whopper' on them.

I bet it's just a Junior Whopper.

I don't want to date a girl who writes her name on her underwear because it's the hip cool thing to do. That's so lame on so many levels. If she's hot I'd fark her though.

That is the problem deciding if she is worth the effort. I have already put a lot into us and she on the other has not. But when I start to divert my attentnion elsewhere she grabs on tighter. Too late to save the kittens man. I went from getting it whenever I wanted to with the last couple of girls to never getting it unless she thinks we are destined to be foever.

Getting to know you is only an intermediate step before farking. Isn't that obvious?

Yeah, 'cause a girl who sews her name into her underwear for the sole purpose of introducing herself to men by flashing them to him isn't really likely to let you hit it. Mmmmhhhmmmm....

I'm sorry, but these are the kind of women who I do really for sorry for. They feel the need to resort to props to keep men interested. What happens after you learn her name? A well-placed gag is always cool, but this is just, well, sort of pathetic.

What Candypants said.

I've been out of the dating pool so long, though, I wouldn't know if a girl were trying to pick me up. She'd have to actually say something to me. Something obvious like "let's go have sex" or I might miss it entirely.

I deserve a "pathetic" tag, I spose.