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(BBC)   Pictures of bizarre new marine creatures discovered this year. It's not Cthulhus, it's Fark.com   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 108
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2006-12-11 09:37:17 AM
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
 
2006-12-11 09:54:42 AM
Ia! Ia!
 
2006-12-11 10:30:06 AM
I've been catching those off the coast of Innsmouth for years!
 
2006-12-11 10:40:27 AM
Now I'm hungry. Rock Lobster!
 
2006-12-11 10:43:35 AM
Bullshiatter

You mean, Lobster Magnet?
 
2006-12-11 10:49:45 AM
shivashakti: Ia! Ia!

No, no, you're not pronouncing it right.

It's: "Iä! Iä!"

Shub-nigguurrath would be upset.

/Misspelled purposely to avoid filterpwning and summoning the Goat in the Woods with the Thousand Young.
 
2006-12-11 10:52:07 AM
The End is here! Eat me first!
 
2006-12-11 11:34:45 AM
Skwidd: The End is here! Eat me first!

Hey, no pushing, i'm at the front of the queue!
 
2006-12-11 11:50:47 AM
68.97.54.115:8080
 
2006-12-11 12:28:19 PM
Good headline, nerd.
 
2006-12-11 01:54:14 PM
yeowsa...anyone w/ a clue on the taxonomic name of that anemone crab?
 
2006-12-11 02:17:07 PM
I want to be eaten first!
 
2006-12-11 02:17:44 PM
HASTUR!!! HASTUR!!! HASTUR!!!

/I'm takin' the lot of ya with me!!!
 
2006-12-11 02:18:24 PM
I've never seen a headline that original in my life
 
2006-12-11 02:18:53 PM
To hell with the fleshlight, I'm getting one of these babies!
news.bbc.co.uk
 
2006-12-11 02:18:55 PM
Check out #4... aparently there are robots in the deep sea. who'd a thunk it?
 
2006-12-11 02:19:44 PM
It's not Cthulhus, it's Fark.com


Ok, for anyone (myself included) that has not had an approved submittal, just end it with...it's Fark.com

//seems to be the greenlight ticket lately
 
2006-12-11 02:21:32 PM
It's not blank blank, it's fark.com. Hilarious headline. Hilarious. Would be even funnier if I hadn't read it five or six times in the last twentyfour hours.
No creativity here, it's fark.com
 
2006-12-11 02:22:33 PM
"CoML studies show steep declines of most wild marine animals that people eat," says Dr Fred Grassle, CoML steering committee chair."

Does this mean we have to start eating more diverse creatures?
 
2006-12-11 02:24:37 PM
Oh, come on. Let us get the puns out of our system for once.
 
2006-12-11 02:24:43 PM
Mmmmmm, Cthulhu lobster, braised over human fat deposits.

news.bbc.co.uk
 
2006-12-11 02:24:45 PM
Stink on a monkey: No creativity here, it's fark.com

It's called a pun. I'd imagine this is the last of them in that particular phrase for a bit, but if you know how to pronounce things it is funnier
 
2006-12-11 02:24:47 PM
Mmmm gimme a cold beer and some drawn butter for those shellfish. A couple of the photos were disturbing, reminded me of an ex girlfriends reproductive organs and the little toy we used... ew.
 
2006-12-11 02:24:56 PM
I love cathulhu
 
2006-12-11 02:25:04 PM
Stink on a monkey: No creativity here, it's fark.com

Hey, that doesn't rhyme!
 
2006-12-11 02:25:04 PM
now submitting,

You haven't been greenlighted. It's not you it's fark.com
 
2006-12-11 02:25:19 PM
7 looks like predator. when him and an army of his ilk have fully matured were so screwed.
 
2006-12-11 02:26:19 PM
the it's not news thing is quickly going the way of sarah conner...
 
2006-12-11 02:26:20 PM
Stink on a monkey: It's not blank blank, it's fark.com. Hilarious headline. Hilarious. Would be even funnier if I hadn't read it five or six times in the last twentyfour hours.
No creativity here, it's fark.com


So when did the appreciation for a running gag suddenly take a nose-dive. Get one of those bendy shower heads, that way you can more easily clean the sand outta your hoo-hoo.
 
2006-12-11 02:27:21 PM
Anemone crab is watching you masturbate?

/got nothin'
 
2006-12-11 02:27:55 PM
thelunatick
now submitting,

You haven't been greenlighted. It's not yous it's fark.com


Fixed.
 
2006-12-11 02:28:25 PM
From the Flat Head caption:

"The mantra for CoML is that we have the known, the unknown and the unknowable," says Don Rumsfeld, newest science advisor to CoML.

Who woulda thunk it?
 
2006-12-11 02:28:30 PM
ignoramus
To hell with the fleshlight, I'm getting one of these babies!


Uh bud...its microscopic........ It might be a bit of a loose fit.
 
2006-12-11 02:28:37 PM
It's not an old worn out pun, its fark.com
 
2006-12-11 02:28:41 PM
On Madagascar, scientists found this rock lobster which may be the world's largest at 50cm long.

It wasn't a rock...
www.netplugged.com
It was a Rock Lobster!
 
2006-12-11 02:28:56 PM
"The mantra for CoML is that we have the known, the unknown and the unknowable," says Paul Tyler.



www.ijtihad.org
I'm in ur seaz discuverin ur lifes!!!
 
2006-12-11 02:29:29 PM
Get one of those bendy shower heads, that way you can more easily clean the sand outta your hoo-hoo.

That's not sand. It's fark.com.
 
2006-12-11 02:29:59 PM
Is that a Bubble-Feeder or a colon with wings?
 
2006-12-11 02:30:04 PM
thelunatick

I hope you get the greenlight. it wouldn't be right if you didn't.
 
2006-12-11 02:30:25 PM
Ha! simulpost!
 
2006-12-11 02:30:31 PM
ignoramus

I want to be eaten first!

Dude, there's a whole section on Craigslist for that.
 
2006-12-11 02:31:27 PM
Can someone please explain what Cthulhu is and why it is a Fark cliche?
 
2006-12-11 02:32:26 PM
From_The_Year_2000: I'd imagine this is the last of them in that particular phrase for a biatcheck the upcoming links.
 
2006-12-11 02:32:27 PM
moops :

No.
 
2006-12-11 02:32:39 PM
Jesus loves me and won't let any of those things touch me.
 
2006-12-11 02:33:48 PM
now that's an interesting filter pwnage. if you can imagine a line break in there that got eaten, it'll make at least slightly more sense.
 
2006-12-11 02:35:24 PM
moops

Can someone please explain what Cthulhu is and why it is a Fark cliche?

www.google.com

Learn it.
 
2006-12-11 02:35:55 PM
Meh. I'm with Stink on a monkey.

A Fark cliche-in-training should actually be, y'know. "Funny."
 
2006-12-11 02:36:04 PM
"This Phronima parasite is sticking its head of its house, the hollowed out living body of a salp, where it will eventually lay its eggs and raise its family."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
 
2006-12-11 02:36:58 PM
moops: Can someone please explain what Cthulhu is and why it is a Fark cliche?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

HA HA HA!!! HEE HA HA HA!!! *Wheeze* GAAAGH!!!

*Repeat until I bludgeon my own skull in with a brick*
 
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