I just want to see how long people can keep this meme going.

There've been some pretty damn creative ones so far :)

I like lumpia.

Oh gawd.

I'm going to search for articles about snooker cues, public loos, penny chews or church pews.

I want to get me another greenlight, and this new meme looks like the quickest way.

Alls I know is that those spicy little crabs tear your ass out...OUT!

I don't TF any more, but I hate it already.

Have a balut and get back to me.

I mean, what is more appealing than a fermented chicken still in the shell?

/Says a guy that likes seal and whale.

What is up with the... 'it's Fark.com'... crap lately.

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They Eat dead things, Is vinyl dead yet

Your dog wants a safe-conduct pass.

/turo-turo

I have had Philipino food before... my old baby sitter was philipino. It wasn't too bad, I would prefer eating thai, but I don't mind those goofy philips either.

I'm Filipino, and I rarely eat FIlipino food. In fact, I found out that some of my favorite Filipino dishes are actually Chinese.

Give me lumpia and some cantaloupe juice and I'm good.

"It's hot stews, it's Fark.com"

/Groan

This shiat is going to get worse before it gets better.

Great headline. But do you actually expect me to read a FA about soup?

My wife is filipina... all the food is very good except for uhhhh a few items that are not too appetizing for most americans notably chicken feet and pig's blood... she tries to get me to try those uhh specialties.... i don't think so!

totalsecurity:
Have a balut and get back to me.

I mean, what is more appealing than a fermented chicken still in the shell?


That's not what balut is. It's a fertilized duck egg, with a nearly developed embryo within it, that is boiled. It's popular all over south-east Asia. Different SE Asian cultures let the embryo develop to different stages.

And don't knock it till you've tried it (with chilli sauce).

thefutureisours

My wife is filipina... all the food is very good except for uhhhh a few items that are not too appetizing for most americans notably chicken feet and pig's blood...

I chant "They're all gonna laugh at you!" whenever that dish is brought out, and only a few people get it...

a food pun is a rare medium that is well done

Top 10 Reasons Filipino-American will not be President By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife), and MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a set of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A
FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS....

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!


///More lumpia please!

I like all food you can eat with just a spoon. From a bucket.

I love Philipino food. The best is "lechon kawali". Essentially, it's deep-fried pork bellies (bacon). It really is fantastic!!!

lechon kawali:

Does it give you a giant, flat, circular face?

Came here for some LBFM pics/comments and was sorely disapointed.

Filipino Cuisine? What Boiled Dog on a stick?

Pig's blood is a sauce that works in a dish called denuguan (spelling?). When this dish has tripe in it, it is vomit-inducing. When it has pork, it truly rises to the level of the name "chocolate meat."

It's great when even Filipinos admit their cuisine sucks.

One word: adobo!

Good luck with that then.

/great googly moogly

reedster: Pig's blood is a sauce that works in a dish called denuguan (spelling?). When this dish has tripe in it, it is vomit-inducing. When it has pork, it truly rises to the level of the name "chocolate meat."

That was the first Filipino food my filipina g/f gave me to eat (the pork variety). Wasn't too bad.

Filipino food is very tasty although usually not especially healthy.

Lumpia and Monkey meat on a stick after a hard night of drinking.

Seconded.

/Bullfrog and Mojo.
//San Miguels
///Hopefully not green

Sorry, but it is crap- especially in the Philippines. Bad water, bad produce, bad livestock. It's tolerable here in the states (ponsit ftw), but cripes- in the philippines they put thousand island dressing on everything- and it doesn't taste remotely like the stuff we're used to here. And they really don't know what cheese is, but they still serve their interpretation of it- which is some kind of yellow-ish gelatinous goo.

/had a filipina gf for 7 years
//3 weeks in the philippines was enough for a lifetime
///the rice terraces were incredible
////end things on a high note

Does it give you a giant, flat, circular face?

Dude, you are thinking Korean. Get your racist stereotypes right next time.

/Big flat noses and wide nostrils

Jolibees!

Egads and little fishes.

Mmmm, lumpia...

Adobo is great but it is too simple and boring to be a hit.

serutan

One word: adobo!

Yeah, that! Good stuff.

Here's a tip: Don't eat at a Filipino restaurant located next to a pound.

/I loves me some filipino food.

Adobo, lumpia, pinakbet...all very yummy.

However, this one sounds not so yummy:

Betamax - common street food, roasted dried chicken blood, served in little cubes, the origin of the name is quite funny because of its squared shape and black color, identical to a minitiurized Electronic Betamax tape.

Although I usually like the food....
STOP PUTTING FISH IN THE FARKING MICROWAVE!!!

/and please stop talking so much
//you make a teenage girl on her cellphone seem quiet

All cultures have their foods that would make the people on Fear Factor cringe, why hate so much on the Filipino food?

/Loves most food.