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(News.com.au)   Naked pictures of Heather Mills found at dump, returned to Sir Paul. Article is just fine without jpegleg   (ntnews.news.com.au) divider line 47
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2006-12-10 08:42:21 PM
+1
 
2006-12-10 08:45:03 PM
bwahahaha
 
2006-12-10 09:05:41 PM
just whoa
The bizarre find also included pictures of Mills draped in a sheet in bed, with her artificial leg standing in a black stiletto nearby
 
2006-12-10 11:08:32 PM
get real: ust whoa
The bizarre find also included pictures of Mills draped in a sheet in bed, with her artificial leg standing in a black stiletto nearby


img89.imageshack.us
 
TJT
2006-12-11 01:40:37 AM
The bizarre find also included pictures of Mills draped in a sheet in bed, with her artificial leg standing in a black stiletto nearby. (A Christmas Story)

Damn it Dread Pirate Slasher. You beat me to it.

/Shakes fist
 
2006-12-11 01:45:12 AM
He probably threw them out hoping someone would find them, post them online and shame her.

Backfired I guess...
 
2006-12-11 01:45:16 AM
What they don't mention is the dump employee who scanned them all for his celeb/preggo/amputee fetish site.
 
2006-12-11 01:46:07 AM
"'Fra-Gee-lee..', Must be Italian!"

/lols at Sir Paul's cult hit reference
 
2006-12-11 01:48:55 AM
When homer calls Agnes pegleg on the simpsons (angel episode), i die laughing. Its just a great insult.
 
2006-12-11 01:49:24 AM
Most farkers find it easy to make fun of her because she leans to the right.
 
2006-12-11 01:54:02 AM
The Sun was there.
 
2006-12-11 01:55:45 AM
Ever notice how you never see Heather Mills and Long Jean Silver together?
 
2006-12-11 01:56:27 AM
E-leg-ant headline!
 
2006-12-11 01:57:45 AM
Props to you for making me guffaw wicked hoard, submitter.
 
2006-12-11 02:16:07 AM
So this is what passes for a good headline now?


/weak.
//weaker: You know subby's been hoping to use that little "gem" for weeks.
///so much for the myth of the intellectual farker.
 
2006-12-11 02:24:58 AM
good headline, I laughed
 
2006-12-11 03:10:00 AM
So how could I dance with another when I saw her leaning there?
 
2006-12-11 03:28:42 AM
grateful? Doubt it, he's just going to have to go through the trouble of tossing them out again.

jpegleg

...snicker...

Man this lamp really gets around...
www.uclick.com
 
2006-12-11 04:19:49 AM
McCartney deserves respect. He was (read about it in books that are not The Sun) the best-tempered, most moral of the Beatles and afterward. Read about his relationship with Linda and try to argue that he's a jerk. He's not. Kudos to whomever returned the phostos instead of sellibg them. Good man (or woman)
 
2006-12-11 04:22:46 AM
This thread is useless without an Aimee Mullins derail.
 
2006-12-11 04:50:50 AM
"Arrr maytee! But it would be the jpegs we're lookin fer."
 
2006-12-11 04:59:13 AM
oh for fark's sake. YES, she only has one leg. so farking what? no one is farking perfect. assholes.
 
2006-12-11 05:15:50 AM
Lrrr: oh for fark's sake. YES, she only has one leg. so farking what? no one is farking perfect. assholes.

*looks at your profile* You're not new to Fark. You ought to know that laughing at other people's suffering is a staple of the community here. Because, come on, other people's suffering is funny.
 
2006-12-11 05:36:26 AM
One Leg? One leg is pretty frackin' far from perfect. Like somebody had some pipe layin' wiggers come over and get midevil on her.
 
2006-12-11 05:38:54 AM
Dread Pirate Slasher FTW
 
2006-12-11 05:39:06 AM
Big whoop... you can find nudie pics of her online already (taken before she lost the leg). Just google image search and turn off the filter.
 
2006-12-11 07:36:49 AM
Subby: "jpegleg" Sweet.

D P Slasher: Very nice, take a bow.

/don't care about the leg
//t t i u w/o/legs
 
2006-12-11 07:51:51 AM
I call BS on this story. Who goes through trash at a dump, and what are the odds that these particular photos would show up? How did they get there in the first place, if this is true?
 
2006-12-11 08:02:58 AM
She would sue but her lawyers say she doesn't have a leg to stand on
 
2006-12-11 08:04:48 AM
fapsyaks: Most farkers find it easy to make fun of her because she leans to the right.

*groan*
 
2006-12-11 08:47:07 AM
The pictures got returned, but I do see that pretty detailed descriptions of them made it to the tabloids. I'm sure that's a complete accident and was not the work of anyone in the McCartney camp as an attempt to make her look more and more like a creepy slut. Couldn't be.
 
2006-12-11 09:05:01 AM
Smitty

Bravo..aye..arrgh, matey, I lol'd...
 
2006-12-11 09:15:19 AM
Naked woman.mmm I saw my first one when I was 13, just made me want to see all woman naked... each is her own.. nuff said
 
2006-12-11 09:35:01 AM
Sir Paul goes to an orthopedic surgeon to take care of an torn cartilage problem. After surgery, the sawbones says "Wait until the stitches are out before you try anything like going down on one knee." Sir Paul snaps back "Look, mate, until the divorce is finalised just call her Heather!"
 
2006-12-11 09:49:56 AM
yep, ur a cynicalbastard.....

/but you still made me laugh
 
2006-12-11 09:55:44 AM
Sorry. I thought it said Heather Mitts. That I would pay money to see.

Of course, you'd have to be a soccer fan to know who I'm talking about, and soccer is teh evil.
 
2006-12-11 10:06:36 AM
img10.imagepile.net
 
2006-12-11 11:09:34 AM
I wouldn't say she has sharp knees, but when I look at her the only word that comes to mind is "lean."
 
2006-12-11 11:18:00 AM
Let's say it in unison on the count of 3.
1 ....... 2 ........ 3
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT....
 
2006-12-11 11:23:35 AM
CreamFilling: I wouldn't say she has sharp knees knee, but when I look at her the only word that comes to mind is "lean."

Fixed that for you.
 
2006-12-11 11:31:16 AM
she should hop on over to her lawyer's office... then again it might cost her an arm and a leg in legal fees.
 
2006-12-11 11:36:05 AM
WTF ??? Heather Mills is an AMPUTEE ??? Who knew?
 
2006-12-11 01:22:55 PM
tetzy

So this is what passes for a good headline now?

And apparantly this (^) is what passes for a lack of a sense of humor these days. Please enlighten us oh headline overlord!

/not smitty.
//thought smitty's headline was good for a chuckle.
 
2006-12-11 01:31:46 PM
Lt. Col. Angus

i was thinkin the same thing; only reason i came in here.
 
2006-12-11 02:00:26 PM
Q. What kind of motorcycle was Heather Mills hit by?


A. A Chopper.
 
2006-12-11 05:29:05 PM
But she' not not-hot.
you know?
 
2006-12-12 04:46:28 AM
Malachilenomade
Big whoop... you can find nudie pics of her online already (taken before she lost the leg). Just google image search and turn off the filter.

Yeah, but who really cares about seeing pics of her from before she lost her leg? I mean, pictures of naked women are a dime a dozen on the internet. Aw hell, who am I kidding, there's enough free porn out there to choke the horse that killed Mr. Hands.

But photos of her naked, (hopefully) doing perverse things to herself with her artificial limb... Those, my friend, are worth their weight in gold! GOLD, I SAY!

/For a moment I had second thoughts about this post, but I realized that this is FARK, And went ahead and clicked "add comment" anyway.
 
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