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(Fark)   If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?   ( divider line
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2006-12-10 12:10:46 PM  
I Like Big T*ts - Joe Walsh

/they come in twos - so hard to choose
//if we could agree on boobies, how could we be enemies?
2006-12-10 12:11:01 PM  
Sanitarium by Metallica.

This place is a looney bin. Might as well warn 'em...

Besides, it totally farkin' rocks.

/listening to metal right now...
//Sunday morning
///doin' bingers
2006-12-10 12:11:07 PM  
"Welcome to the Social" by Zune
2006-12-10 12:11:22 PM  
The Beatles: All you need is love.
2006-12-10 12:11:32 PM  
Chopin Op 10 no 1 in C major
2006-12-10 12:11:44 PM  
I'm dating myself here, but I think that aliens would appreciate David Allen Coe's stellar performance of "The Rodeo Song".

Here it is sung by a cover band; sorry no clicky-pop:

Very NSFW language!

/now get off my lawn
2006-12-10 12:12:50 PM  
Ohhhh Caaaanadaaaaa...
2006-12-10 12:13:53 PM  
2006-12-10 12:14:18 PM  
nm156 by queensryche or anything off rage for order
2006-12-10 12:14:23 PM  
"For Whom the Bell Tolls" - Metallica (before they sold out and started sucking donkeyballs) Or "Fade to Black" off the same album.

"White, Discussion" - +Live+
2006-12-10 12:15:00 PM  
Killing in the name of - Rage against the Machine.
2006-12-10 12:15:05 PM  
I think that The Misfits - I Turned Into A Martian would be a good start.
2006-12-10 12:15:22 PM  

David. Bowie.

/But yeah, Space Oddity gets my vote.
2006-12-10 12:17:57 PM  
little green men - steve vai
2006-12-10 12:18:32 PM  
A doubleshot: "The Big Heat" and "The Stormy Side of Town" by Stan Ridgway.

Why? Stan don't NEED no reason. He's cool, dude.

Maybe some Ween, too.

/Ween loves slashies
2006-12-10 12:19:42 PM  
Spanish Bombs by The Clash
Learn to Swim by Tool
Cemetary Gates by Pantera
Anarchy in the UK by The Sex Pistols
Add it Up by The Violent Femmes
One by Metallica
Mandy by Berry Manilow (just kidding)
2006-12-10 12:21:03 PM  
Tubular Bells -- the entire piece.

The aliens will be thinking, Pretty!

2006-12-10 12:22:21 PM  
Mr Rogers' "Won't You Be My Neighbor?"

I mean, who could kill and enslave us after hearing that?
2006-12-10 12:22:22 PM  
Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined
2006-12-10 12:23:07 PM  
Fur Elise.

Thousands of years of music and most of you are stuck in the last thirty, sad.
2006-12-10 12:23:54 PM  

Golf clap

/I find its the saddest key, really..
2006-12-10 12:28:20 PM  
If I needed something to scare them away:
2006-12-10 12:29:51 PM  
Barbie Girl?

/aisle seat, please
2006-12-10 12:29:56 PM  
FritzZwicky: Watcher of the Skies -- Genesis


Know what I also love about this thread? Hundreds of posts and no mention of farking Nirvana. I love you people.
2006-12-10 12:30:35 PM  
Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] well, the aliens listened to the Voyager recording and replied "Send More Chuck Berry", so...

Chuck Berry is the shiat and I think we should give them this classic little song.

My Ding A Ling

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

Lyrics come straight off the official Chuck Berry website, hehehe
2006-12-10 12:31:13 PM  
Imagine - John Lennon
2006-12-10 12:31:34 PM  
Rapture by Blondie

/maybe they'll get hung up on the eating guitars and not shoot us dead and eat our heads.
2006-12-10 12:31:54 PM  
whoops, my bad.

i would play this for them...

5.... 4.... 3... 1.... OFFF BLAST!!!
2006-12-10 12:32:45 PM  
I was thinking of a good one but that Foreigner Belt is messing with my sensibilities. Please turn it off I cant see with Double Vision.

/I got nothing
2006-12-10 12:32:48 PM  
titus_1133: +1 to We Will Rock You

Yeah, gotta let them know where they stand from the get-go.
2006-12-10 12:32:57 PM  
Everlong by the Foo Fighters

2006-12-10 12:34:43 PM  
Anything by Reg Kehoe and the Marimba Queens.

Can't get that song out of my head.
2006-12-10 12:35:24 PM  
If You Want Blood by ACDC
2006-12-10 12:37:06 PM  
2006-12-10 12:38:10 PM  
The live version of "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin from "The Song Remains The Same" soundtrack. Shiat's ouuta this world...
2006-12-10 12:39:37 PM  
StarshipAngel: /...They left our planets long ago, the elder race still learn and grow...their power grows with purpose strong, to claim the home where they belong...home to tear the temples down...home to change...
The Beatles: The End

//attention all planets of the solar federation...we have assumed control...we have assumed control...we have assumed control.

Woo Hoo loves it! I remember sleeping with that on, 8-track of course. Was high as hell when I went to bed and this last part woke me up...farkin A I thought we were being invaded. LOL
2006-12-10 12:40:04 PM  
To everybody saying Imagine, please don't pick that song. They are going to hear it and realize how crappy our world is. We should probably pick a song that makes us look like a better place than that.
2006-12-10 12:40:49 PM  
Zoogz Rift, "I Was the Only Boy at the Teen Girl Slumber Party"
2006-12-10 12:41:42 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
Whatever song these guys are playing.
2006-12-10 12:42:11 PM  
Welcome to the Jungle-GnR

/late to the thread as usual
2006-12-10 12:43:08 PM  
Tom Petty dont come around here no more
2006-12-10 12:43:32 PM  
Mars Attacks by the Misfits, just so they know we have experience destroying their kind.
2006-12-10 12:43:38 PM  
Porno for Pyros "Pets"

Will there be another race
To come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do
Better than we've done
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
We'll make great pets!
2006-12-10 12:43:44 PM  
Anyting by The Lothars
[image from too old to be available]
2006-12-10 12:44:09 PM  
Carl Orff - O Fortuna
2006-12-10 12:44:44 PM  
Frank Zappa - Titties and Beer.

What else would a Farker recommend?
2006-12-10 12:46:58 PM  
Anything on a Hip-Hop station, so they know what to destroy first.
2006-12-10 12:47:11 PM  
Mr Blue Sky - ELO

I think they'd dig it :D
2006-12-10 12:47:21 PM  
Baby Got Back -

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt

/the epitome of American culture
//good times
2006-12-10 12:47:25 PM  
Pantera- Cowboys From Hell.
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