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(Fark)   If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?   ( divider line
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2006-12-10 11:45:27 AM  
"One Vision" by Queen, just to make them think all the KFC's are our churches.
2006-12-10 11:45:34 AM  
i second both yatta and the final countdown.
2006-12-10 11:46:17 AM  
Kryler, the song is called Closer.


It is also known as "I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me)". Just different words. Have proof.
2006-12-10 11:48:55 AM  
Ozzy: Thank God for the Bomb

/nuke 'em!
2006-12-10 11:49:00 AM  
either Ever Dream or Slaying the Dream by Nightwish
2006-12-10 11:49:29 AM  
tool- third eye
2006-12-10 11:50:55 AM  
Of course, Dark Star(p), by you know who...

2006-12-10 11:51:13 AM  
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." - Bill Watterson, cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"
2006-12-10 11:51:23 AM  
Alone With My Clone - Nuclear Rabbit
2006-12-10 11:51:44 AM  
Coyote Ugly

Her titties were pretty
Legs hard as rocks
Her ass was a jewel
But her face stopped the clock
So I held her tightly with these hands of mine
While I farked her face and kissed her behind

She said thats the first time Id been reversed
That id done it so good that I must have rehearsed
She said thats the first time my ass had been kissed
I lied when I told her that I could not resist

She was coyote ugly
but she told me she loved me
and asked me to please make her my wife
I bought her a ring and made her promise one thing
The biatch would walk backwards for the rest of her life

One day I took her to a dr and asked
What would you charge me to redo her head
He looked at her closely and nodded a bit
and said it would be cheaper just move her tits!!!!

She was coyote ugly but she told me she loved me
and asked me to please make her my wife
I bought her a ring and told her one thing
the biatch would walk backwards for the rest of her life

I done told you, turn around biatch

Im not sure who wrote or sings this song but im sure that we'll all agree its the best song ever PEROID
2006-12-10 11:51:44 AM  
Wesley Wallace - Cut the Mullet

What a way to learn about the human race.
2006-12-10 11:52:01 AM  
David Bowie's "Life on Mars." Duh.
2006-12-10 11:52:03 AM  

If it's good enough for Starman, it's good enough for me.

/doesn't expect most of you to get the reference
2006-12-10 11:52:15 AM  
Play videos of Michael Jackson. They will all think he is one of their own...
2006-12-10 11:52:28 AM  
elvis is everywhere - mojo nixon
2006-12-10 11:52:31 AM  
"My lumps" by Black Eyed Peas.

Hopefully the aliens would get the hint and return to their home planet as soon as possible.
2006-12-10 11:52:33 AM  
"My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry
2006-12-10 11:54:41 AM  
Baby Got Back
2006-12-10 11:54:49 AM  
daft punk------technoligic
2006-12-10 11:54:52 AM  
Anything by:
Don Johnson
Eddie Murphy
Patrick Swayze
Mr. T
Carl Lewis
Jack Wagner
or maybe The Superbowl Shuffle?
2006-12-10 11:55:15 AM  
At the risk of sounding uppity or something, I'm going to forgo my favorite songs (rock, blues, jazz, etc) and say Beethoven's 9th Symphony. It's a masterwork in every sense of the word.
2006-12-10 11:55:20 AM  
In Limbo - Radiohead.

It will make their thinking-organ asplode.
2006-12-10 11:55:26 AM  
New Killer Star by David Bowie
2006-12-10 11:56:30 AM  
"I will survive" of course

/download here
2006-12-10 11:56:42 AM  
They already have L. Ron Hubbard's album:

The Road to Freedom

I doubt they will be coming back for any more.

/requires Real...(buffering)...Player
2006-12-10 11:57:41 AM  
Puberty Love
2006-12-10 11:57:47 AM  
Start Trouble - "Let's Get F*cked Up"
2006-12-10 11:58:30 AM  
blowin in the wind by bob dylan or scarlet begonias by the grateful dead
2006-12-10 11:58:46 AM  
my first thought was anything by NWA just for shiats and giggles.
2006-12-10 11:59:43 AM  
or karma police. Ah, there are so many to choose from!
2006-12-10 12:00:12 PM  
Also Sprach Zarathustra or Carmina Burana
2006-12-10 12:01:16 PM  
on a more serious note, I'd have to second


What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong
2006-12-10 12:02:42 PM  
Hybrid Rainbow by The Pillows
2006-12-10 12:03:17 PM  
Frank Zappa's "Dumb All Over"
2006-12-10 12:03:20 PM  
Somnambulist, by BT.
2006-12-10 12:04:03 PM  
2006-12-10 12:04:17 PM  
Any song by Squarepusher. The aliens could probably understand the noises quite well.

/likes Squarepusher
2006-12-10 12:04:46 PM  
What if the aliens are black? They might not like rock music. Give em some slow jams.
2006-12-10 12:05:04 PM  
Captain Beefheart's Bat Chain Puller
2006-12-10 12:05:09 PM  
Swirl 360. Hahahah.
2006-12-10 12:05:34 PM  
Well that all depends. Perhaps Beethoven's 9th or some Mozart if we want the aliens to believe there is intelligent life on this planet.

If we just want to fark with em (stupid aliens) I say we play em some IRON MAN!!!!

/duh. duh. duh duh duh. dadadadadadaduh duh duh.
2006-12-10 12:05:48 PM  
the Roger Clinton take of "Walkin' the Dog."
2006-12-10 12:05:49 PM  
Yakety Sax

They'll be impressed how fast we walk.
2006-12-10 12:05:51 PM  
Anything that sounds like a drum set being beaten to death by a electric guitar and a keyboard, at max volume. Blow their eardrums out.
2006-12-10 12:05:56 PM  
Scientist and author Lewis Thomas once suggested how the people of Earth should communicate with the universe: "I would vote for Bach, all of Bach, streamed out into space, over and over again. We would be bragging of course, but it is surely excusable to put the best possible face on at the beginning of such an acquaintance. We can tell the harder truths later."
2006-12-10 12:06:15 PM  
All your base....

or my humps, my lumps.
2006-12-10 12:07:26 PM  
Orion by Metallica
or perhaps Storm by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
....Gin & Juice
2006-12-10 12:07:59 PM  
Flight of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner
2006-12-10 12:09:50 PM  
Duncan Hills- Deathklok

From The Metalocalypse Soundtrack
2006-12-10 12:10:32 PM  
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