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(Fark)   If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?   (goldsfool.livejournal.com) divider line 627
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2006-12-10 10:51:21 AM  
Rainy Day Women #12 & 35


/But I would not feel so all alone
//Everybody must get stoned.


Bob rules.
 
2006-12-10 10:51:30 AM  
Final countdown, so they can at least figure out which solar system we are in.

The one with Venus, obviously.
 
2006-12-10 10:51:49 AM  
The Rodeo Song

/That'll keep 'em away
 
2006-12-10 10:51:57 AM  
Rapture from Blondie.

It may inspire them to attack Mars to save us. Either way, it'd be cool.
 
2006-12-10 10:51:58 AM  
PODS AND GODS
nofx

/pods are coming from outer space
/pods are duplicating my face
 
2006-12-10 10:52:04 AM  
Dancing on the ceiling

/let them wonder
 
2006-12-10 10:52:23 AM  
Dare to be Stupid by Weird Al
 
2006-12-10 10:52:33 AM  
It's raining men.
 
2006-12-10 10:52:50 AM  
The Immigrant Song

Just to confuse/scare the hell out of them.
 
2006-12-10 10:53:12 AM  
No hippie music. They would kick our pansy asses.
 
2006-12-10 10:53:34 AM  
RalphDClark: Eh. It's a good way to start the morning. :) Also, that particular song and artist were referenced in a Trivia game I played this summer. I got the answer right, laughed at the his video playing in my mind, and got called a dork for all my efforts. That song and video is a trainwreck...that I can't help but to watch.
 
2006-12-10 10:53:46 AM  
"Van Full of Retards" by Anal C*nt

Kinda sums up most of humanity I think.
 
2006-12-10 10:54:21 AM  
Rammstein or tiny tim or michaeljackson "thriller" or "beat it"
 
2006-12-10 10:54:31 AM  
We will make them listen to #1 Nashville recording artist Shania Twain.

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2006-12-10 10:54:55 AM  
Dragonforce- Prepare for War
 
2006-12-10 10:54:56 AM  
Uh, just don't let them get their hands on the Foreigner Belt.

//How are you going to use the power of the belt without this? The instructions.
///I don't NEED instructions to know how to ROCK!
 
2006-12-10 10:55:33 AM  
Blind Guardian - The Bard's song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEsyNgO7kmw

\m/
 
2006-12-10 10:55:48 AM  
Free bird! Free bird! Free bird!
 
2006-12-10 10:56:11 AM  
Chris Barr: You're COLD AS ICE, Chris. COLD AS ICE!!
 
2006-12-10 10:56:37 AM  
 
2006-12-10 10:56:37 AM  
flying doctor: Anything by Hawkwind.Best space rock evar//

I second this. If they ever do come down here and start trouble, we'll put on Space Is Deep in their ship and drop some LSD in their drinks.

/they'll be long gone in no time
//votinatorize? why not.
 
2006-12-10 10:56:37 AM  
the beer song by phsychostick at least then they now the proper way to drink all our beer.

/poor bastards would probably end up in china and get that shiat served warm and flat
/I vote for weezbo and so should you
 
2006-12-10 10:56:43 AM  
All right, whose got this thing set on 'head games'?!
 
2006-12-10 10:57:56 AM  
img95.imageshack.us

The Opening theme to Genesis Climber MOSPEADA (Ushinawareta Yume wo Motomete)

(I don't know how to make hyperlinks with pops, sorry guys :( )
 
2006-12-10 10:58:42 AM  
Superstition...Stevie Wonder. Best way to get a group of strangers to dance.
 
2006-12-10 10:59:04 AM  
Either Satin Doll (Duke Ellington) or Take Five (Paul Desmond). Satin Doll because it's humanity at it's humanest, Take Five because if they're coming weapons hot, well, let's all sit back, relax, and Take Five.
 
2006-12-10 10:59:04 AM  
Demon of the Fall by Opeth

/or maybe Richard Cheese's version of Rape Me.
 
2006-12-10 10:59:28 AM  
Casper the Friendly Homosexual Ghost by Wesley Willis.
 
2006-12-10 10:59:38 AM  
Nice, Dastardly Crapsack. Nice!
 
2006-12-10 11:00:06 AM  
Rosetta Stoned - Tool

Overwhelmed as one would be
Placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and bring to all
The details of our ending
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
shiat the bed again
Typical
 
2006-12-10 11:00:33 AM  
Voted for Major Tom (no brainer, I think)

Paint it Black, says the wife....
or maybe Fear the Reaper?

/anything played on Noggin
//only parents will get this
///"Only want a candy cane this year"
 
2006-12-10 11:00:48 AM  
The HIV Song by Ween
 
2006-12-10 11:01:20 AM  
"Ride of the Valkyries" by Wagner
 
2006-12-10 11:01:21 AM  
Major tom
 
2006-12-10 11:01:25 AM  
"UFOs and Big Rigs" by Mojo Nixon
 
2006-12-10 11:01:26 AM  
Something_else Bach, Brandenburg Concerto

Beat me to it.

OTOH, If we want them to stay away we could beam some hip-hop at them.
 
2006-12-10 11:01:48 AM  
FREE BIRD!!!

/Then we run over the aliens in our Ford F-150s chanting USA! USA! USA!
 
2006-12-10 11:01:54 AM  
I vote "Let's Get Physical" by Olivia Newton John. Their minds will explode from the double entendre.
 
2006-12-10 11:02:05 AM  
Lick My Love Pump
 
2006-12-10 11:02:20 AM  
"Dance, Motherfarker, Dance!" Violent Femmes
 
2006-12-10 11:02:50 AM  
Actually, it depends on what their intentions are.

If peace: "We are going to Be Friends" - White Stripes
If War: "Hammer Smashed Face" or "A Skull Full of Maggots" or pretty much anything else by Cannibal Corpse, just to screw with their heads.

OOOO, or Wesley Willis. Tell them about the Chicken Cow or Rock and Roll McDonalds.

//Haha, cannibal corpse. So many interesting titles.
///Doesn't get any better than "I Cum Blood" or "Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Coont"
 
2006-12-10 11:02:56 AM  
Highway to Hell
Cause thats where we're headin', BABY!!!
 
2006-12-10 11:03:01 AM  
The Carpenters' 'Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft' might make them feel overwhelmed with 1970's sappiness.

Or we could let them listen to some Steely Dan so they can see how we've come along with complex chord progressions.
 
2006-12-10 11:03:30 AM  
"dreamline" by Rush
"eruption" by Van Halen (but only if played at high volumes)
"Force Majure" or "Logos" by Tangerine Dream

ah what the hell...just play the whole A-side of Rush's 2112 album...

/...They left our planets long ago, the elder race still learn and grow...their power grows with purpose strong, to claim the home where they belong...home to tear the temples down...home to change...

//attention all planets of the solar federation...we have assumed control...we have assumed control...we have assumed control.
 
2006-12-10 11:03:37 AM  
Watcher of the Skies -- Genesis
 
2006-12-10 11:04:06 AM  
CTA-102

The Byrds
 
2006-12-10 11:04:19 AM  
Seriously?

"All You Need is Love", by of course, the Beatles.

How could you make a better first impression? If they think we're a bunch of dirty hippies and come in shooting, we'll shock the shiat out of them when we trade the flowers for the rocket-propelled-things-that-go-boom. If they think we really are a loving, peaceful race, maybe they'll automatically perceive us as such and treat us that way.

/Damn are they in for a rude shock... anyone know how to load this thing?
 
2006-12-10 11:04:32 AM  
Why don't we get drunk and screw...by Jimmy Buffet

or
 
2006-12-10 11:04:39 AM  
Jem Finer's Longplayer. That would give humans 1000 years to try and overcome the alien menace.
 
2006-12-10 11:04:59 AM  
ERR...now with votey fresh goodness!

"dreamline" by Rush
"eruption" by Van Halen (but only if played at high volumes)
"Force Majure" or "Logos" by Tangerine Dream

err...now with Votey Fresh goodness!

ah what the hell...just play the whole A-side of Rush's 2112 album...

/...They left our planets long ago, the elder race still learn and grow...their power grows with purpose strong, to claim the home where they belong...home to tear the temples down...home to change...

//attention all planets of the solar federation...we have assumed control...we have assumed control...we have assumed control.
 
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