jrsharfan: Two Dogs Farking: Instrumental: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony

That's the only one right there.

I was actually thinking Fur Elise, particularly if they were going to find it after our civilization was gone.

goofy goober rock!

"I want an Alien for Christmas" by Fountains of Wayne

trigonman3: wait, which kind of aliens are we talking about?

Not sure...

These guys?


I wonder if this type of alien has ever heard any human music?

They live deep in the Earth in underground bases, after all...

Marvin Gaye's What's going on It still rings true and never gets old

driving down highway 40 in my big ol pickup truck!

Inna-Gadda-Da-Vidda, honey.

Um.....Let It Be?

The Four Seasons by Verdi

Any of the following:

Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Barbie Girl
Monster Mash

MacArthur Park

"Anus of Uranus" by Klaatu. Its a fun song, namechecks a few planets and will get this party started started.

"Party All the Time" - Edward Murphy.

Magic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf

I've met aliens, and traded a copy of "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood for a glowing egg-shaped thingy.

I haven't seen them since. In hindsight, maybe they thought we're all antisocial down here.

Britney Spear's "Not yet a Woman."

how does the kool aid man use the bathroom?

NUMA NUMA!!!!

"Frankenstein" by the Edgar Winters Group. It goes all spaceship on your arse at the end.

"Laffy Taffy"

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain't no dance flo'
Dis a candy sto'
And I'm really geeked up
And I got mo' dro
I pop, I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don't be shy
H** I'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno' you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I'm likin' dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don't say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don't scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo'
D4L I'm ready to go
H** can't even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain't playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno'
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon' do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin' you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin' all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin' dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin' in my pocket
Pullin' out mo' dough
Let da waitress kno' I need to order
Five hundred mo'
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo'
So gone and pack dem bags
And let's mothaf***in' go
I'm waitin' on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno'
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

/In other words, every reason to destroy us immediately

Anything by Hawkwind.Best space rock evar//

RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGBANANAPHONE

cuz I want the farking aliens to stay the fark away

"Ride of the Valkries" by Wagner. They would know we are are an inheritily warlike race from hearing it.

Message in a Bottle by The Police

Our asses need rescuing

wow

Louie Louie. Maybe they can tell us what the words really are.

2006-12-10 01:58:58 AM JayAndSilentBob [TotalFark]

freebird!!!!!

So much for this morning's coffee staying off of the keyboard.

Gunter glieben glauchen globen
All right
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to burn out
Yeah, than fade away
All right
Ow Gonna start a fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Rock this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for broke
Watch the night go up in smoke

Rock on! Rock on!

Drive me crazier, no serenade
No fire brigade, just Pyromania

What do you want? What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll, yes I do
Long live rock'n'roll

Oh let's go, let's strike a light
We're gonna blow like dynamite
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this town alight

What do you want? What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll, Allright!
Long live rock'n'roll

Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', keep a-rollin'
Rock of ages, rock of ages
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin'

We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah!

Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
I'm Burnin', Burnin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the road

What do you want? What do you want?
I want rock'n'roll, You betcha
Long live rock'n'roll

[Repeat Chorus]

We're gonna burn this damn place down
Down to the ground

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Megadeth - Hanger 18

/points

That's where your buds are.

EdwardDClark: You sir, made me spew coffee through my nose.

Martian Boogie by Brownsvillw Station...

How about any of the tracks of this record:
* Bach, Brandenburg Concerto No. 2 in F. First Movement, Munich Bach Orchestra, Karl Richter, conductor. 4:40
* Java, court gamelan, "Kinds of Flowers," recorded by Robert Brown. 4:43
* Senegal, percussion, recorded by Charles Duvelle. 2:08
* Zaire, Pygmy girls' initiation song, recorded by Colin Turnbull. 0:56
* Australia, Aborigine songs, "Morning Star" and "Devil Bird," recorded by Sandra LeBrun Holmes. 1:26
* Mexico, "El Cascabel," performed by Lorenzo Barcelata and the Mariachi México. 3:14
* "Johnny B. Goode," written and performed by Chuck Berry. 2:38
* New Guinea, men's house song, recorded by Robert MacLennan. 1:20
* Japan, shakuhachi, "Tsuru No Sugomori" ("Crane's Nest,") performed by Goro Yamaguchi. 4:51
* Bach, "Gavotte en rondeaux" from the Partita No. 3 in E major for Violin, performed by Arthur Grumiaux. 2:55
* Mozart, The Magic Flute, Queen of the Night aria, no. 14. Edda Moser, soprano. Bavarian State Opera, Munich, Wolfgang Sawallisch, conductor. 2:55
* Georgian S.S.R., chorus, "Tchakrulo," collected by Radio Moscow. 2:18
* Peru, panpipes and drum, collected by Casa de la Cultura, Lima. 0:52
* "Melancholy Blues," performed by Louis Armstrong and his Hot Seven. 3:05
* Azerbaijan S.S.R., bagpipes, recorded by Radio Moscow. 2:30
* Stravinsky, Rite of Spring, Sacrificial Dance, Columbia Symphony Orchestra, Igor Stravinsky, conductor. 4:35
* Bach, The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book 2, Prelude and Fugue in C, No.1. Glenn Gould, piano. 4:48
* Beethoven, Fifth Symphony, First Movement, the Philharmonia Orchestra, Otto Klemperer, conductor. 7:20
* Bulgaria, "Izlel je Delyo Hagdutin," sung by Valya Balkanska. 4:59
* Navajo Indians, Night Chant, recorded by Willard Rhodes. 0:57
* Holborne, Paueans, Galliards, Almains and Other Short Aeirs, "The Fairie Round," performed by David Munrow and the Early Music Consort of London. 1:17
* Solomon Islands, panpipes, collected by the Solomon Islands Broadcasting Service. 1:12
* Peru, wedding song, recorded by John Cohen. 0:38
* China, ch'in, "Flowing Streams," performed by Kuan P'ing-hu. 7:37
* India, raga, "Jaat Kahan Ho," sung by Surshri Kesar Bai Kerkar. 3:30
* "Dark Was the Night," written and performed by Blind Willie Johnson. 3:15
* Beethoven, String Quartet No. 13 in B flat, Opus 130, Cavatina, performed by Budapest String Quartet. 6:37

- Space Oddity
- Major Tom (Coming Home)
- Rocket Man (Shatner Version)
- Actually, ANYTHING by Shatner.

"Motorway to Roswell"

/go Pixies!
//Don't fark with our highways

"Nobody Told Me"

By John Lennon

It's all contingent on the species of course. For example, the Horta



Rock Lobster

For the Gorn



Powderfinger

For Vulcans, Supertramp's Logical Song and maybe some Toby Keith for the Klingons

Tool-Learn to Swim.. mabye they'll speed things up for us
Bowie-Starman just farking says it all.
GWAR- We kill everything (including ourselves)

Just Like You Imagined by Nine Inch Nails.

FanFarkingTastic - sorry, its just a lifestyle choice I made a while back.

Will 2 K
by Will Smith

"Raining Blood" by Slayer...they'll never fark with us after hearing that.

The Purple People Eater..........written by Sheb Wooley

ewe ee ewe aah aah, ting tang, wanna wanna bing bang.

/GW uses this phrase in most of his speeches, as we all know.

Christmas Convoy.

Because trucker music should touch a tender spot in those species who engage in intergalactic travel. Also, I'm sure Jesus visited all alien cultures before dying on the cross.

/suck it Mormans.

Pink Floyd - Money
/Thats all the world is about now right?
//That and boobies.