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(Fark)   If you could pick one song for aliens to stumble upon, which one would it be?   ( divider line
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2006-12-10 01:42:31 AM  
Lampshade from Swingin' Utters.

Because that song inspires me to drink heavily, so I'm assuming they would have the same reaction. know, friendly aliens. Yaaay!
2006-12-10 01:45:28 AM  
"Learning to Fly" by Pink Floyd. Because. It. Just. Rules.
2006-12-10 01:46:58 AM  
We Will Rock You.

Just so they know right away where we're coming from and that we will, indeed, rock them if necessary.
2006-12-10 01:47:07 AM  
Popozao? My Lumps? Stars Are Blind?
How could I possibly choose?
2006-12-10 01:47:18 AM  
B double E double R - U - N
2006-12-10 01:49:01 AM  
2006-12-10 01:49:06 AM  
well, the aliens listened to the Voyager recording and replied "Send More Chuck Berry", so...
2006-12-10 01:49:13 AM  
Ima get all literal on your ass and say....

Subterranean Homesick Alien (Radiohead - OK Computer)

...because I don't know a better song concerning aliens.
2006-12-10 01:49:53 AM  
The Chant of the Ever Circling Skeletal Family by David Bowie

/... that'd fark them up
2006-12-10 01:50:45 AM  
"Starman" by David Bowie.

Either that or the "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft" cover by Babes in Toyland.
2006-12-10 01:54:59 AM  
Tiny Dancer

/Elton John, great ambassador to vile pigs.
2006-12-10 01:56:16 AM  

2006-12-10 01:57:13 AM  
Anything by Weird Al. That way they know to avoid us.
2006-12-10 01:57:39 AM  
"The Beat of My Heart" by Hilary Duff. They won't be sticking around for very long and drinking my beer... damn beer swillin' aliens.
2006-12-10 01:58:33 AM  
2006-12-10 01:57:13 AM etoof
Anything by Weird Al. That way they know to avoid us.

I don't know, man....if you've never seen the video for Bob, you should You Tube it.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
2006-12-10 01:58:58 AM  
2006-12-10 01:59:32 AM  

CE3K ?
2006-12-10 02:01:51 AM  
Mars: The Bringer of War by Holst.

That way, they'd know not to f*ck with us.
2006-12-10 02:02:13 AM  
that flying purple people eater song
2006-12-10 02:02:51 AM  
The Star-Spangled f*cking Banner!

2006-12-10 02:02:58 AM  
jonasborgindeedly do!
2006-12-10 02:06:20 AM  
rcf1105: The Star-Spangled f*cking Banner!

How about the theme to America: World Police?

Just so they know who not to f*ck with.
2006-12-10 02:10:46 AM  
Numa Numa w/ video
2006-12-10 02:10:53 AM  
How about those 5 notes from Close Encounters?
2006-12-10 02:18:06 AM  
"I Had the Time of My Life."
2006-12-10 02:18:45 AM  
We Built This City

Or anything by Jefferson Starship for that matter
2006-12-10 02:19:40 AM  
Nerdlinger Mars, Bringer of War by Holst

Am I a nerd if the song is stuck in my head now because you mentioned it?

Shine on You Crazy Diamond by Pink Floyd.

How Soon is Now by The Smiths

Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode

Goddamn! I can't decide.

War of 1812.

2006-12-10 02:20:15 AM  
Damn, I meant 1812 Overture. Lol
2006-12-10 02:23:50 AM  
Mozart's Fifth Symphony.
2006-12-10 02:25:49 AM  
Run DMC - Christmas in Hollis
2006-12-10 02:43:21 AM  
"Danger Zone", by Kenny Loggins. Just because they might stumble upon it and realize that they may be in an actual danger zone.
2006-12-10 03:04:43 AM  
WHY ME by Planet P Project
2006-12-10 04:05:03 AM  
"Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Strauss, duh.
2006-12-10 04:12:55 AM  
Funky Town
2006-12-10 04:14:58 AM  
Dangit...I wanna change my answer to "Rapture" by Blondie
2006-12-10 05:08:55 AM  
Kiss by Prince - they'd end up so confused they would take their rocket ships and they're ray guns to some other galaxy instead of invading us for food.
2006-12-10 06:37:37 AM  
Instrumental: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony
Songs w/Lyrics: "Common People" by Pulp
2006-12-10 06:44:34 AM  
"Countries of the World" by Yakko Warner, but only if they get the video, too.

'cause before they come on down here and start asking to be taken to our leader, they should know our political divisions.
2006-12-10 07:45:55 AM  
Machine Gun by Jimi Hendrix. The guitar part might sound familiar to them. I think Hendrix was from Venus.
2006-12-10 08:34:26 AM  
The live version of "Surrender" by Cheap Trick.

/we're all all right
2006-12-10 09:29:40 AM  
Hamster Dance
2006-12-10 09:56:17 AM  
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

/We'll never even know what hit us
//they'll use their Death Star/Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator ray on us
///Saving us from from the tedious probing/slave bit
2006-12-10 09:59:08 AM  
Two Dogs Farking: Instrumental: Beethoven's Ninth Symphony

That's the only one right there.
2006-12-10 10:12:55 AM  
In the Year 2525, Zager and Evans... then we won't be visited, invaded, or anything... they simply wouldn't bother.

Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today...whooaaah
2006-12-10 10:18:03 AM  
Born in the USA

/wait, which kind of aliens are we talking about?
2006-12-10 10:39:22 AM  
"Little Girls"

"Oingo Boingo"
2006-12-10 10:39:25 AM  
The Final Countdown, obviously.
2006-12-10 10:39:48 AM  
Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

/scare the crap out of them
2006-12-10 10:39:55 AM  
NOFX - Idiots are taking over.
2006-12-10 10:40:11 AM  
It's the End of the World As We Know It

/And I'm feeling fine...
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