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(Some Guy)   US Pilots charged in Brazillian plane crash, claim they couldn't find any landing strip   (myfoxdfw.com) divider line 115
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2006-12-08 02:07:30 PM  
I see what you did there.

/+1
 
2006-12-08 02:12:40 PM  
*golf clap*
 
2006-12-08 02:15:01 PM  
sure seems to be a theme today.

/ in the biz that is a callback
// no idea what biz that is
/// today i am in the biz of pretending to work.
 
2006-12-08 02:17:22 PM  
well done
 
2006-12-08 02:17:57 PM  
Nice!
 
2006-12-08 02:23:47 PM  
I endorse this headline.
 
2006-12-08 02:26:49 PM  
I'm just here to give this headline the lip service it deserves.
 
2006-12-08 02:41:14 PM  
Captain, it's just a canyon, some bumpy farmland, and a giant sinkhole!
 
2006-12-08 02:43:36 PM  
That's a spiffy headline fight there, it is.
 
2006-12-08 02:43:41 PM  
Woot! Great Headline Friday.

/+
 
2006-12-08 02:44:12 PM  
...er, right there.

/ftw
 
2006-12-08 02:50:29 PM  
And to think it won't be included in the HOTY voting...
 
2006-12-08 02:52:05 PM  
Its almost as if the runway was ripped from the earth by some giant waxing God.
 
2006-12-08 02:52:42 PM  
Nice one Subby.
 
2006-12-08 02:52:45 PM  
I hear they blamed the crash on malfunctioning flaps...
 
2006-12-08 02:53:17 PM  
Awesome headline.
 
2006-12-08 02:53:31 PM  
A Brazillion? Wow I thats a lot of plane crashes!

//I'll be here all week.. Unfortunately.
 
2006-12-08 02:53:42 PM  
I think I need a recount on one I submitted....
 
2006-12-08 02:53:49 PM  
Good job, subby!
 
2006-12-08 02:54:01 PM  
SAO PAULO, Brazil -- Federal police on Friday charged two U.S. pilots involved in a collision with a Brazilian jet that killed 154 people, and if convicted, they could face up to 12 years in prison [that's BRAZILIAN prison, kids -ed]. Joseph Lepore, 42, of Bay Shore, N.Y., and Jan Paladino, 34, of Westhampton Beach, N.Y., were questioned by police for six hours and then allowed to pick up their passports and leave Brazil, but they must return for their trial.

Yeah, that'll happen.
 
2006-12-08 02:54:04 PM  
If it was a "true" Brazilian, there would be no landing strip.

Subby +1
 
2006-12-08 02:54:20 PM  
"Save the Earth? I thought he said Shave the Earth"-Ignignokt
 
2006-12-08 02:55:00 PM  
I don't get it

:(
 
2006-12-08 02:55:07 PM  
Great headline.

\+1
 
2006-12-08 02:55:21 PM  
today i am in the biz of pretending to work.

Hey, we're in the same biz!
 
2006-12-08 02:55:25 PM  
Winner of Headline of the year!!!!

Who cares about the official vote.
 
2006-12-08 02:55:34 PM  
I found the landing strip, it was right near the c-section scar on that hot stripper (I think she liked me)
 
2006-12-08 02:55:35 PM  
In that case, you just know that the drapes didn't match the carpet 'cause it's a bare floor.

\I used that very same line while at a club to entice these \\two young hos to make out with each other. Yes, it worked!
 
2006-12-08 02:56:25 PM  
AuntofDogface: If it was a "true" Brazilian, there would be no landing strip.

Um...right...

/When ya gotta explain it, a joke ceases to be funny
//Just sayin'
 
2006-12-08 02:56:38 PM  
Good headline ...

Shame they got charged though. It seemed like it was the air traffic controllers fault ... I guess someone has to take the blame.
 
2006-12-08 02:56:59 PM  
nice job on the headline..
 
2006-12-08 02:57:09 PM  
headline of the year
 
2006-12-08 02:57:27 PM  
Smooth headline!
 
2006-12-08 02:58:03 PM  
Great headline.

Does anyone have a Wikipedia (or similar) entry on this crash? I read the first article written by the journalist on board, but since then I haven't followed it at all.
 
2006-12-08 02:59:55 PM  
Great headline.

Almost as good as the Icarus one.
 
2006-12-08 03:00:09 PM  
FOR.
THE.
WIN.
 
2006-12-08 03:00:25 PM  
Thank you for the headline. I laughed out loud. I look forward to reading more of your work.
 
2006-12-08 03:00:48 PM  
Mouse-Pin_Dropping: I don't get it

:(


See AuntOfDogFace for an (albeit unintentional, I think) explanation.
 
2006-12-08 03:01:00 PM  
Subtle, yet eloquent. Smitty FTW.

/prefers the afro
//not really, but have encountered it
///shudder
 
2006-12-08 03:01:05 PM  
\I used that very same line while at a club to entice these \\two young hos to make out with each other. Yes, it worked!

You go to clubs to get girls to make out with each other?

Man I'm old.
 
2006-12-08 03:01:09 PM  
Subby is waxing poetic again.
 
2006-12-08 03:01:35 PM  
Am I the only one who whinces?
 
2006-12-08 03:01:41 PM  
How about a headline like this:

How to make good use of your 12" pianist

and the article is about this tweeny baby baby grand piano (about 8 inches long)?
 
2006-12-08 03:02:17 PM  
psyduck:

I hear they blamed the crash on malfunctioning flaps...

cigare1.fatcow.com
 
2006-12-08 03:02:27 PM  
for the unaware:

a "brazillian" is a wax job that removes everything on a women's parts

a "landing strip" is small line of hair showing you where, to, um, land. its popular among strippers, porn stars, and women who like corvettes
 
2006-12-08 03:02:48 PM  
yay!
 
2006-12-08 03:02:51 PM  
not a big fan of landing strips myself. would rather plow my craft into a smooth field and hold on for dear life or at least a few minutes.

Niiice! high five
 
2006-12-08 03:03:19 PM  
GoodOmens

Shame they got charged though. It seemed like it was the air traffic controllers fault ... I guess someone has to take the blame.


Okey-dokey, Sky Captain!
 
2006-12-08 03:03:24 PM  
What kind of plane is it?

Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
 
2006-12-08 03:03:36 PM  
best headline of the day
 
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