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(Some Guy)   Romanian women to be fined if they are not virgins when they get married   (metro.co.uk) divider line 104
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2006-12-08 12:40:50 PM
That's what chicken blood is for.

Don't they have bigger problems to deal with in Romania, like vampires and werewolves?
 
2006-12-08 12:46:15 PM
But if the man and woman aren't living together, and she's not pregnant, how would the priest ever know?
 
2006-12-08 12:47:50 PM
does all weird news have to come from romania? is there like a law or something?
 
2006-12-08 01:05:09 PM
I wonder where buttsecks falls on the sliding scale or virginity?
 
2006-12-08 01:17:39 PM
Oh sweet lord. Would he rather a couple with a baby on the way NOT get married? A dumb ass fine will just discourage marriage not stop them from having sex.

I had a church wedding with all the hoopla and the marriage was the stuff Lifetime movies staring Melissa Gilbert are made of. My second marriage was eloping in Vegas and it's been the best 5 years of my life.
 
2006-12-08 01:49:40 PM
Diogenes


That's what chicken blood is for.

Don't they have bigger problems to deal with in Romania, like vampires and werewolves?


A eBay scammers. Romania is to eBay scams what Nigeria is to Advanced Fee Fraud scams.
 
2006-12-08 02:42:22 PM
Diogenes: Don't they have bigger problems to deal with in Romania, like vampires and werewolves?

Are you saying that we werewolves are a problem?

/whistles a little Warren Zevon
//virgins are lousy in bed
///it's a step up from stoning, at least
 
2006-12-08 03:06:46 PM
And Mary got pregnant because the Holy Spirit "came" to her.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
2006-12-08 03:08:23 PM
then the local authority starts hiring guys to fix the system.. to meet quotas.

call me. giggiddy giggiddy.
 
2006-12-08 03:08:46 PM
said he wanted to introduce the fine to uphold Christian traditions.

*smirk

Okay so ah who's gonna check for the intact cherry?

Will it be like making suer the Pope is a boy by having him sit in a special chair?
 
2006-12-08 03:10:53 PM
Don't they have bigger problems to deal with in Romania, like vampires and werewolves?

Don't forget about gypsies.
 
2006-12-08 03:11:16 PM
great idea. besides the obvious womens and civil rights issues, how retarded is it to fine the wife? i mean now shes married. wont her husband have to pay the fine.

/didnt read the article cause i am lazy so maybe my comment is totally off base.
 
2006-12-08 03:11:59 PM
Diogenes
That's what chicken blood is for.

Don't they have bigger problems to deal with in Romania, like vampires and werewolves?


Gypsies deal with vampires, and werewolves are cool. So no.
 
2006-12-08 03:12:29 PM
what if the bride had been raped?

/probably as asshattish about it then, too
 
2006-12-08 03:13:18 PM
smeegle: Okay so ah who's gonna check for the intact cherry?

See, that's the thing.

Tampon use, horseback riding, jumping jacks...all of 'em are capable of rupturing the freshness seal.

Why *bother*?

/I think that a plan as the headline mentions would discourage marriage--after all, if you try to get married after divorcing some abusive asshole, you ain't going to be a virgin....
 
2006-12-08 03:13:40 PM
just...
w...t...f
 
2006-12-08 03:13:56 PM
All fundy Christians immediately pop boners at the thought of this fine.
 
2006-12-08 03:14:15 PM
Looks like Romania's budget is going to get balanced really quick.
 
2006-12-08 03:14:55 PM
Lesson here:

*marry a romanian woman.*
 
2006-12-08 03:14:56 PM
News flash: religion is stupid.
 
2006-12-08 03:15:10 PM
I'm just waiting around this for the hot Romanian chick pics.
So, while you are free to carrry on talking about tampons and horses, could someone get to the really important stuff ASAP?

/kthnxbye
 
2006-12-08 03:15:17 PM
They mention the fine but they failed to mention the free gift cards and coupon booklet!

/see? it aint ALL bad...
 
2006-12-08 03:15:22 PM
I predict a serious increase in buttsecks in Romania.
 
2006-12-08 03:16:19 PM
AcadianSidhe
Well if the bride had been raped she is tainted and dirty thusly dropping her value on the cherry marked.
She then becomes second-hand goods for the Mormon market.
 
2006-12-08 03:16:32 PM
Romanian women will be *fine* if they are not virgins when they get married


Fixed
 
2006-12-08 03:16:34 PM
Borat unavailable for comment.
 
2006-12-08 03:17:06 PM
I glanced over the head line and thought it was something about brand-new soviet rifles. I am dissapointed.
 
2006-12-08 03:17:37 PM
cool, then they'll never get married, and stay lifelong sluts.
 
2006-12-08 03:17:58 PM
muninsfire

Prolly doesn't matter to them,, it's all about the hymenestate.
 
2006-12-08 03:19:28 PM
What the shiat is this headline, we have 1000x the crazies here in the US, and I'm sure there are plenty of religious nuts who'd do worse than fine couples for having sex.
 
2006-12-08 03:19:42 PM
"All fundy Christians immediately pop boners at the thought of this fine. "

Cuz it means all the fundy girls will have to give up teh buttsecks! They're still virgins!
 
2006-12-08 03:19:55 PM
pinch_harmonics-

actually came in her
 
2006-12-08 03:20:19 PM
smeegle

I LOL'ed

/though I probably shouldn't
 
2006-12-08 03:20:30 PM
groverXIII: I predict a serious increase in buttsecks in Romania.

No kidding.

smeegle: Prolly doesn't matter to them,, it's all about the hymenestate.

How do you pronounce that last word?

Andorion: What the shiat is this headline, we have 1000x the crazies here in the US, and I'm sure there are plenty of religious nuts who'd do worse than fine couples for having sex.

It's news because it's somewhere else?
 
2006-12-08 03:20:39 PM
I think these women should withhold all sex. Then they call all laugh when blue balls becomes the #1 cause of male suicide in their country.
 
2006-12-08 03:21:00 PM
benw24-

i second that emotion...religion is stupid.
 
2006-12-08 03:21:20 PM
After RTFA, I got the impression this fine is only being issued by this priest, and is not some kind of movement among priests in Romania or some kind of new law. Unless that is the case, this guy basically just threw away 90% of his business. Smart move.
 
2006-12-08 03:21:27 PM
AcadianSidhe

what if the bride had been raped?

/probably as asshattish about it then, too


And what if she's black!? They probably hate black people too. And what if she's a nazi?! Then they probably love it! I bet if she eats a baby, then they they give her a million dollars because they all want to eat babies!

Fark is teaching me about the amazing power of the slippery slope syllogism.
 
2006-12-08 03:21:36 PM
you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.....mary

/south park needs a new christmas song
 
2006-12-08 03:22:39 PM
szmike:"...Nigeria is to Advanced Fee Fraud scams."

ADVANCE FEE is a Fraud!! You mean I'm NOT gonna receive ten million dollars from some dead guy???

/OH NOES!!!!!!
 
2006-12-08 03:22:46 PM
Virgins verified while you wait.
 
2006-12-08 03:25:31 PM
BlindMan:

Why would you want to marry a virgin?
 
2006-12-08 03:29:08 PM
I hate to break it to this priest but times have changed. Its true up here in NY and im sure it's different everywhere else, but you will barely find anyone at the age of 18 married.

Reason why?? No one can afford it plus everyone is busy getting an education.

Well, nature doesn't change with the times and young adults still want to fark.

The ideal age to get married is from 18-21, that is when you're technically the ripest.

In conclusion, people not staying virgins til marriage is largly because of society and the economy.

\Just my theory
\\Dont kill me!
 
2006-12-08 03:29:15 PM
Dallashocky69 I'll third that notion
 
2006-12-08 03:29:41 PM
If they's ain't virgins, I assume someone already found them to be fiiiiine.
 
2006-12-08 03:33:44 PM
Saborlas: whistles a little Warren Zevon


I dug up his grave and built a cage with his bones.
 
2006-12-08 03:34:57 PM
THEY WILL BE FINED 1,000 LASHES OF TEH P3N1S!
 
2006-12-08 03:35:16 PM
I'd be a fine wife. :D
 
2006-12-08 03:36:28 PM
First the Rumulans, then the Klingons!
 
2006-12-08 03:36:49 PM
tweekster
So, she has no one to compare him to.
 
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