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(AP)   Toys "L" Us opens first store in China   (9news.com) divider line 203
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2006-12-08 10:16:35 AM  
I rike headrine. Prus one.
 
2006-12-08 10:29:48 AM  
I LOL'd
 
2006-12-08 10:33:10 AM  
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys-L-Us kid
There's a thousands toys at Toys-L-Us
That I can finish building before the end of the day if I expect to have a job waiting for me when I come back in at 4am tomorrow
 
2006-12-08 10:33:21 AM  
I ROR'd.
 
2006-12-08 10:42:12 AM  
I love this game. I told my wife that we were going to name our dog "Curly." After trying to say his name several times (and coming up with something that sounded like "Curry") she said he couldn't have that name.

Another good one is "rural." "Rara? Rurur? Rura--fark that, countryside!"
 
2006-12-08 10:46:00 AM  
Simpson's did it!
 
2006-12-08 10:51:10 AM  
+1
 
2006-12-08 10:51:59 AM  
Good one.
 
2006-12-08 10:52:04 AM  
ROR.
 
2006-12-08 10:52:15 AM  
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2006-12-08 10:52:16 AM  
Credit The Simpsons for this one.
 
2006-12-08 10:52:19 AM  
me rikey headrine
 
2006-12-08 10:52:27 AM  
Made me raff out roud!

/ROR!
 
2006-12-08 10:52:38 AM  
haha

Seinfeld...four
 
2006-12-08 10:53:04 AM  
I ROR'd.

\Maybe the kids can swing by after their 12 hour shift in the factory
\\Then look at the toys because there's nothing that costs less than a nickel.
\\\Then it's off to the grocery store to lick the produce.
 
2006-12-08 10:53:09 AM  
That's "fried rice," you Plick!
 
2006-12-08 10:53:09 AM  
that's waysis!
 
2006-12-08 10:53:31 AM  
ROTFR
 
2006-12-08 10:53:36 AM  
Exerrent headrine. +1

/Made me LOTFR
 
2006-12-08 10:54:02 AM  
Skwidd

As in the movie Rural Juror?
 
2006-12-08 10:54:26 AM  
Headline is funny, but NikolaiFarkoff's post is awe-inspiring.

/more than golf clap, full on hand-pounding for you
//there has to be a better way to say that
 
2006-12-08 10:54:36 AM  
werr done.

/time for breakfast
//its dericious!
 
2006-12-08 10:54:50 AM  
Hey.. only Japanese have a problem with "R"s and "L"s, not Chinese..
 
2006-12-08 10:54:54 AM  
+1
 
2006-12-08 10:55:09 AM  
All their toys will have been made in Bangladesh.

/You really don't want to know who the Bangladeshi outsource to...
 
2006-12-08 10:55:28 AM  
+1
 
2006-12-08 10:55:31 AM  
That was an outstanding Simpsons episode. After they pass Toys L Us and get to the restaurant you can hear the waiter ask Lisa, "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by killing an animal?"
 
2006-12-08 10:55:45 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/This is who we are are are! (el el el)!
 
2006-12-08 10:55:48 AM  
i go to school with a chinese guy. believe me, he can't say L.
 
2006-12-08 10:55:54 AM  
THAT'S LACIST
 
2006-12-08 10:56:07 AM  
I don't get it.

Wait a minute, ah.
 
2006-12-08 10:56:08 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: I don't wanna grow up
I'm a Toys-L-Us kid
There's a thousands toys at Toys-L-Us
That I can finish building before the end of the day if I expect to have a job waiting for me when I come back in at 4am tomorrow


You and submitter each win eleven interwebs.
 
2006-12-08 10:56:34 AM  
Awesome headline!
 
2006-12-08 10:57:04 AM  
i prefer the new chinese Kentucky Fried Panda.

Its finger Ling-Ling Good!
 
2006-12-08 10:57:34 AM  
Get it straight people. Someone with a strong Asian accent (gross generalisation, i know) will mispronounce L's as R's, but not the other way around!


When I moved to Japan, the very first thing I saw when the plane touched down was a fuel truck on the runway with the word "GASORINE" painted in big red letters.
 
2006-12-08 10:58:04 AM  
Now we sleep for a thousand years. When we wake the world will end.
/when that ended I stared in appreciative disbelief
 
2006-12-08 10:59:07 AM  
Turdurkin: Hey.. only Japanese have a problem with "R"s and "L"s, not Chinese..

You're completely wrong on that.
 
2006-12-08 10:59:22 AM  
Skwidd:

how about "refrigerator"?
 
2006-12-08 10:59:49 AM  
vandelay: Get it straight people. Someone with a strong Asian accent (gross generalisation, i know) will mispronounce L's as R's, but not the other way around!

Are you new here?
 
2006-12-08 11:00:21 AM  
i peed my pants a little
nice subby.
 
2006-12-08 11:00:24 AM  
I ROR'ed. Excerrent Headrine!
 
2006-12-08 11:00:26 AM  
i4.photobucket.com
 
2006-12-08 11:01:19 AM  
fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

no, no. fa la la la la!

fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra
 
2006-12-08 11:01:58 AM  
Subby wins.
 
2006-12-08 11:02:05 AM  
vandelay: Get it straight people. Someone with a strong Asian accent (gross generalisation, i know) will mispronounce L's as R's, but not the other way around!

wercome to Falk.
 
2006-12-08 11:02:56 AM  
What the fark is a robster craw?... great headline
 
2006-12-08 11:03:54 AM  
Turdurkin Hey.. only Japanese have a problem with "R"s and "L"s, not Chinese..

Thank you, that was bugging me and I'm glad someone else caught it too.
 
2006-12-08 11:04:21 AM  
Now that's funny.
 
2006-12-08 11:04:26 AM  
I LOL'd.
 
2006-12-08 11:05:04 AM  
wirr they have praystations?
 
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