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(WFAA)   Pregnant woman sees four men stealing her Christmas decorations. Hits one with baseball bat. Fark: His three buddies are across the street yelling "Hey, batter, batter"   (wfaa.com) divider line 65
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2006-12-07 03:08:11 PM  
I'm not too proud of this headline but I am proud of my 100th greenlite. YAY Me.

//
 
2006-12-07 03:16:41 PM  
Dead on the River: I'm not too proud of this headline but I am proud of my 100th greenlite. YAY Me.

//


Eh, it's funny enough, but -1 for the AWing.
 
2006-12-07 03:22:53 PM  
wait... she's in texas, why no gun?
 
2006-12-07 03:23:32 PM  
but I am proud of my 100th greenlite

I quit the habit at 50. It's tough to break...
 
2006-12-07 03:23:32 PM  
baby batter
 
2006-12-07 03:23:50 PM  
Where are you going to display it now?
 
2006-12-07 03:23:54 PM  
Because not everyone in Texas owns a gun?
 
2006-12-07 03:24:17 PM  
Someone needs to teach her to swing high.
 
2006-12-07 03:24:24 PM  
Ha ha thats priceless.
 
2006-12-07 03:25:38 PM  
I keep reading all these vandalized/stolen Christmas decorations, and it makes me feel better about my decision not to waste my money on decorations. I wouldn't have stopped with one whack to the baby batter.....it would turn into a wrapped rascal scotch-tape style!
 
2006-12-07 03:25:48 PM  
texdent: Because not everyone in Texas owns a gun?

Whatchu talkin' about, son?

/get a rope
 
2006-12-07 03:25:50 PM  
"Because not everyone in Texas owns a gun?"

I'm thinking most folks don't see decoration theivery as an offence worthy of death.
 
2006-12-07 03:26:25 PM  
dcigary: get a rope

gotta tow the negros somehow
 
2006-12-07 03:27:34 PM  
Dead on the River: I'm not too proud of this headline but I am proud of my 100th greenlite. YAY Me.>

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2006-12-07 03:27:55 PM  
hormonal pregnant woman with a weapon??? RUN!
 
2006-12-07 03:29:11 PM  
I hope the man sues her for aggravated assault when he was simply trying to straighten up the lawn ornaments....
 
2006-12-07 03:29:30 PM  
Meh, she should have used an axe.

/kidding, I think
//still hope she gimped the guy
 
2006-12-07 03:29:41 PM  
Clearly as a procreating celebrator of Christmas who is a participant in her Church community, she's following Jesus' teachings of hitting people with a bat.
 
2006-12-07 03:30:11 PM  

And for good measure, here's Pedro Martinez confronting the alleged man who stole a deer off his front lawn ...


www.thephoenix.com

 
2006-12-07 03:30:14 PM  
*looks around*

Assault and BATtery?

/Try my balls.
 
2006-12-07 03:30:44 PM  
bake420: gotta tow the negros somehow

Not what I meant at all. Basically just enforcing/making fun of that Texan stereotype.

/I can do that, I live in Texas
//and I don't own a gun
///do have some mean attack dogs that'll lick you to death, though
 
2006-12-07 03:30:46 PM  
I'd rather enjoy a nice beating from a pregnant woman, thank you very much.
 
2006-12-07 03:30:51 PM  
This is why you do not mess with hormonal women. Lesson learned I'd say.
 
2006-12-07 03:31:45 PM  
you know what ? I don't care. Someone beats up intruders. We get one a day here on fark. Can we take a few months off from these ?
 
2006-12-07 03:32:46 PM  
Hahahah

Editor in DC: 1
Dead on the River: 0
 
2006-12-07 03:33:02 PM  
I could pay attention to the attention whore girl all day.
 
2006-12-07 03:33:21 PM  
sounds like my buddies.
/ever helpful
//drta
///looks like subby needs a hobby (& a role model)
:)
 
2006-12-07 03:33:45 PM  
It's mean to say, but this could have been a Darwin moment. The woman is nine months pregnant and ran outside to confront four thieves?
The items aren't even valuable. The value is in the memories you shared with the person that made them.*

*Hallmark

Editor in DC:

Oh be quiet, newbie. It's a good milestone and it helps Fark. Once you've had 5 bilion headlines rejected you'll start to appreciate it more.
 
2006-12-07 03:34:22 PM  
dcigary: Not what I meant at all. Basically just enforcing/making fun of that Texan stereotype.

me too, isn't texas the state where blacks get a free tow?

have gun
not from texas
like dogs
;)
 
2006-12-07 03:34:40 PM  
electricmayhem: *looks around*

Assault and BATtery?

/Try my balls.


LOL
 
2006-12-07 03:35:28 PM  
Eh, it's funny enough, but -1 for the AWing.

Would it be +1 for an X-Wing?

/What?
 
2006-12-07 03:36:31 PM  
Wingover: sounds like my buddies.
/ever helpful


True friends...always willing to throw a drowning man an anchor.
 
2006-12-07 03:37:09 PM  
popain
wait... she's in texas, why no gun?

i67.photobucket.com

and stay off my lawn!
 
2006-12-07 03:38:29 PM  
funny story, and I think she's brave, but I also think she's stupid. I'd say don't risk the life of your unborn child to stop people from stealing plastic lawn ornaments.

but that's just me.
 
2006-12-07 03:39:18 PM  
THere are the headlines that get greenlit these days?

/hibernates for another year
 
2006-12-07 03:40:02 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2006-12-07 03:45:36 PM  
Here's some free advice: DON'T PISS OFF A PREGNANT WOMAN.
 
2006-12-07 03:46:08 PM  
But does it make her the PITCHER or the CATCHER?
 
2006-12-07 03:46:12 PM  
Wait... is that a reindeer or Cthulhu?

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2006-12-07 03:46:55 PM  
I don't get why she feels kind of guilty that she hit the guy. He had it coming and it's not like she shot him or anything.
 
2006-12-07 03:49:05 PM  
i'm offended by her use of a bat. It's clearly just her using the phallic power to harm the men because she mad about being a penetratable object. so offensive!
 
2006-12-07 03:53:21 PM  
Cam : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter. Come on.
Cam & Ferris : Hey batter batter batter batter swiiinng batter.
Cam:He-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-hit-he-can't-it swiiing batter

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2006-12-07 03:55:23 PM  
*quotes Brian Regan's bit about playing little league*

GRAPE!.. I'm gonna get grape.
 
2006-12-07 04:02:15 PM  
deevo,

Where do you live? I'm guessing I can have all your stuff, for free.

"Clearly as a procreating celebrator of Christmas who is a participant in her Church community, she's following Jesus' teachings of hitting people with a bat."
 
2006-12-07 04:06:55 PM  
I received two, not one, but two black eyes during my girlfriends last pregnancy.

/lesson still not learned
 
2006-12-07 04:07:14 PM  
What a complete idiot - does she care at all about her child?

I'm not even pregnant but if I heard men in my garage I'd get the gun ready just in case, call the police, and wait inside the house.
 
2006-12-07 04:07:18 PM  
why the hell did she STOP hitting him? She shoulda beat the living piss outa him and his drunk friends. And then copped a squat and squeeze out a big steaming pile on their bruised and bloodied bodies (not corpses).

That would teach them to not fark with her reindeer.
 
2006-12-07 04:09:19 PM  
serarate occasions I should state. The first had just healed when pow....
 
2006-12-07 04:12:16 PM  
muzzrphochr: I received two, not one, but two black eyes during my girlfriends last pregnancy.

You should have gotten out of the way faster. ;)
 
2006-12-07 04:14:51 PM  
Maybe the guy was helping the three wise men get gifts for baby Jesus. That's why she feels guilty.
 
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