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(The Sun)   X-rays of what a cell phone looks when a convict shoves that uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass to smuggle it into a prison   ( divider line
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2006-12-04 11:46:35 PM  
"Mount Young Offenders Institute"

I'll take "Favorite Michael Jackson Tourist Destinations" for $400, Alex.....
2006-12-04 11:52:52 PM  
No Walken tag?
2006-12-05 12:45:46 AM  
Heh...maybe he was taking advice from bumper stickers: "Maybe you could drive better with your cellphone shoved up your butt!"

Or something to that effect.
2006-12-05 12:52:14 AM  
He must be used to talking out his ass.
2006-12-05 03:03:16 AM  
Interesting that submitter would know it's uncomfortable.
2006-12-05 04:19:10 AM  
where you at?

2006-12-05 04:22:32 AM  

Interesting that submitter would know it's uncomfortable.

I think it's an obvious assumption. Kind of like when someone says "this tastes like shiat." They don't necessarily know what shiat tastes like, but they do know what they're eating is not exactly delicious.
2006-12-05 04:22:51 AM  
I wish I had that number on speed dial
2006-12-05 04:26:11 AM  
Did they find Dom Joly up there too??

/Yay for TriggerHappyTV!!
2006-12-05 04:28:03 AM  
can you hear me now... asshole?
2006-12-05 04:30:09 AM  
What? 10 posts and no Walken Pictures? You guys are slipping.
2006-12-05 04:30:29 AM  
Like. What a cell phone looks like

/headline was, um, like, the opposite of Friends
2006-12-05 04:31:42 AM

Hurry, Lemmiwinks! You must recover the Cell of Hiding as soon as you can!

/Geez, tie a string on that thing.
2006-12-05 04:34:54 AM  
Yeah, but was it roaming?
2006-12-05 04:40:31 AM  
Two words for ya new fish:

Earplugs assclown!!!!

/maybe four words if you hypenate
2006-12-05 04:41:18 AM
2006-12-05 04:41:50 AM
/had to be done
2006-12-05 04:42:00 AM  
Too lazy to 'shop a phone in there.
2006-12-05 04:42:47 AM  
There we go.
2006-12-05 04:43:53 AM  
//or hyphenate if that's more up your alley
\\wink wink
//nudge nudge
2006-12-05 04:43:58 AM  
Complex_Green But what if someone does like the taste, and likewise someone does not find the feeling of a cellphone in their 'anal stash' uncomfortable?

I'm sure everyone wants to know how I know it's called 'anal stash'.
2006-12-05 04:46:12 AM  
What would be really awesome, is if he managed to smuggle it in. Then, when he finally crapped it out, the damn thing is out of batteries!

Should have shoved a charger up there, too! Dumbass. How would a day or two of cell phone really help you?
2006-12-05 04:48:58 AM  
"Hello, OnStar?"
2006-12-05 04:49:02 AM  
It's like Christopher Walken doing a magic trick...
2006-12-05 04:50:41 AM  

i don't want to know why you call it an anal stash. i also don't want to know why you like phones in your rear. do you shove food up your butt so you can poop out your mouth?
2006-12-05 04:53:09 AM  
That's a huge phone.... or a small inmate.

Regardless, that looks like a farking Treo. How the hell would that fit?!

I mean really... yikes.
2006-12-05 04:57:52 AM

at least it wasn't one of those 1992 phones...
2006-12-05 05:11:06 AM  
Someone here says they don't want to know what a something is, but they're the first ones to pick up the soap someone else dropped in the prison shower.

You know who you are.
2006-12-05 05:15:57 AM  
Hmmm.....Brown tooth technology?

2006-12-05 05:37:40 AM  
In prison, lying on your front, arse in the air, doctors using tongs to retrieve a mobile phone that you stuffed up there... You'd like to think that the guy said to himself, "Somewhere, my life took a wrong turn..."

//Is that a wakeup call? No, just a phone lodged in my rectum.
2006-12-05 05:44:25 AM  
hahahaha it was set to vibrate and crawling up. hahahhaha too awesome
2006-12-05 06:05:15 AM  
The smuggled mobile, set on vibrate, moved upwards after he hid it at Mount Young Offenders Institute in Bovingdon, Herts.

-Oh man...
2006-12-05 06:07:04 AM  

at least it wasn't one of those 1992 phones...

Putting a Motorola brick phone up your backside; is that even possible?

Anyway, I guess the dumbass can now honestly say that reception is shiat.
2006-12-05 06:08:07 AM  
Can anyone discern what make and model it was?
2006-12-05 06:11:01 AM  
-God, don't let it be a camera phone...
2006-12-05 06:14:59 AM  
Now there's a filter you dont see ev'ry day.
2006-12-05 06:23:47 AM  
That's icky.
2006-12-05 06:25:09 AM  
Well a camera phone may save him the trouble of a colonoscopy.

Umm...Vibrate!! OH HELL!
/he answers the phone but all I can hear is sloshing.
// hey dude why do you keep making those faces?
2006-12-05 06:53:29 AM  
Ouch. Just ouch.
2006-12-05 07:02:59 AM  
Can't blame him for wanting to reach in and touch someone.
2006-12-05 07:23:03 AM  
-Can you hear me BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!! Oh god, uh, excuse me. That was, uh... the dog's cell phone...
2006-12-05 07:38:33 AM  
If anybody wants to call that phone, I've got the number:


/arf arf arf
2006-12-05 07:47:52 AM  
"AN X-ray shows a prisoner with a mobile phone in his abdomen - after he stuck it up his BACKSIDE."

Abdomen? Like, in his STOMACH? That's deep.
2006-12-05 07:49:18 AM

-By LG
2006-12-05 07:58:47 AM  
The first phone with an echo.

Bet the ringtone was by the Backstreet Boys.

Amazingly, with a few wriggles, he could call Greece.

And $10 says it will be auctioned on eBay as slightly used.
2006-12-05 07:58:55 AM  
2006-12-05 07:59:20 AM

Unavailable for comment.
2006-12-05 08:20:29 AM  
Last year I became constipated for about 5 or 6 days, due to having to take painkillers during the recovery from having my deviated septum straightened. I had to practically OD on Mylanta and another laxative in order to be able to have a bowel movement. When I was finally able to take a dump, it was so incredibly painful that the memory of the experience has remained with me this day.

My point is, I have no idea how people can shove things up their rectum, much less a rodent or a farking cellphone, and be cool with that.

I swear to God, my farts aren't the same to this very day.
2006-12-05 08:25:24 AM  
SourImplant: Abdomen? Like, in his STOMACH? That's deep.

The abdominal cavity goes from the thorax to the pelvis. It looks like the cell phone was stuck in his rectum.

/Damn near killed him!
2006-12-05 08:26:18 AM  
What if somebody tried to call him?

Vibration mode.
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