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2006-12-01 02:07:35 PM
Throwing cigarette butts out the car window
 
2006-12-01 02:08:24 PM
*roflmufiao*
 
2006-12-01 02:08:48 PM
Number23: I'll believe it when I see it.


I LOL'd
 
2006-12-01 02:09:00 PM
female orgasms.
 
2006-12-01 02:09:00 PM
rose8199: Throwing cigarette butts out the car window

Yeah baby! Throwing cigarette butts *anywhere* but an ashtray! And I didn't mash 'em out on the ground when I smoked, either; at least not after I turned about 18 or so.
 
2006-12-01 02:09:00 PM
Hey, aba! If you compare taking a shiat to breastfeeding and get those women stirred up, this thread will go on forEVAH.
 
2006-12-01 02:09:25 PM
rose8199: Throwing cigarette butts out the car window


Oh, you'd hate me
 
2006-12-01 02:09:35 PM
"BABY, THAT IS NOT A SIPPY CUP, MMMKAY? BIG GIRL TIME. DON'T farkING SLURP, ALRIGHT?"

Thanks for the infantilism mental pictures, rick .

>:(
 
2006-12-01 02:09:58 PM
BackAssward See, your first sentence is implying that PMS is a defense for being biatchy

Actually, it seems more like she's saying that unless you actually get PMS, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Which is semi-true, along the same lines that chicks can't talk about the pain of getting kicked in the groin on the same level that guys can.

Also, not every woman with a menstrual cycle actually gets PMS. Also, not every woman who actually experiences PMS shows the symptoms of "biatchiness". But, I can sympathize with those who do. Hormones go bat-shiat insane during that time, so some women are just gonna be chemically induced to be a total biatch. Nothin wrong with it, as long as they can at least attempt to keep it under control.
 
2006-12-01 02:10:30 PM
aba: Why can't more women be like you?

They haven't read "control theory" by William Glasser, or "choice theory"

Gals, get a copy ($5 Amazon) and read up!
 
2006-12-01 02:10:32 PM
Singing with headphones on.
 
2006-12-01 02:11:42 PM
BackAssward: See, your first sentence is implying that PMS is a defense for being biatchy, then you contradict yourself with your last statement.

"Have you ever had PMS?" is in no way stating that I think PMS is an excuse for being biatchy. I was simply asking a question to see if it was a male or female saying this.

My follow-up posts were to demonstrate that a guy would have no more idea what it's like to have PMS than I would know what it's like to be a african-american male.

I don't think PMS is an "EXCUSE" to be a biatch. In the sense that I don't think a woman should think to herself "Gee, I have PMS today, so I think I will just be a huge biatch to everyone in the office and then at the end of the day make a flippant apology as I'm walking out the door and blame it on PMS". SOME women do this, but not all of them.
 
2006-12-01 02:12:07 PM
Galloping Galoshes: So who made you the boss of me?

You can cut in the line behind me, just not in front of me.
 
2006-12-01 02:12:43 PM
ThatDevGuy: I would outlaw people asking which annoying behaviors should be outlawed. Just because a thing is annoying doesn't mean it should be illegal.

And I would make a law that would do the opposite. Why? Well that's easy. I'm an ass.

/hates it when people chew with their mouth open
/hates it when people interrupt
/hates it when people are generally not aware that there are other humans around them (I'm looking at you escalator blocker get your ass to the right and get out of my way I'm in a hurry)
/I hate slashies
 
2006-12-01 02:13:01 PM
wyltoknow: Actually, it seems more like she's saying that unless you actually get PMS, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Which is semi-true, along the same lines that chicks can't talk about the pain of getting kicked in the groin on the same level that guys can.

Also, not every woman with a menstrual cycle actually gets PMS. Also, not every woman who actually experiences PMS shows the symptoms of "biatchiness". But, I can sympathize with those who do. Hormones go bat-shiat insane during that time, so some women are just gonna be chemically induced to be a total biatch. Nothin wrong with it, as long as they can at least attempt to keep it under control.


Thanks, that's exactly what I was trying to say. Trying to keep up with a pile-on muddies my thinking sometimes.
 
2006-12-01 02:13:34 PM
charmed1782: My follow-up posts were to demonstrate that a guy would have no more idea what it's like to have PMS than I would know what it's like to be a african-american male.


What the duece are you saying?

Black man + PMS= ?
 
2006-12-01 02:14:11 PM
aba: Do you mean crappy emo bands who can't afford a real website?


More like, crappy emo bands with managers who want to market them to their target audience. I.E. the millions of teenagers on myspace.

PMS is tricky. I tend to just get more emotional about stuff the day before. Like, if I want cream cheese on a bagel, and there's no cream cheese, I'll be sad. Luckily, at this point in my life I can recognize and it realize I'm being silly :).
 
2006-12-01 02:14:20 PM
Rynnakat: You can cut in the line behind me, just not in front of me.

So it's personal, not principle, is it?
 
2006-12-01 02:14:28 PM
By the way, if you are interested in "Choice Theory" when it comes to psychology, here are the fundamentals:

Linky
 
2006-12-01 02:14:41 PM
I just remembered one--people who try to pet my dog because they think they are awesome dog people who can befriend any dog except my dog hates everybody no matter what and hates people even more when she can tell I'm annoyed with them for trying to pet her in the first place. god DAMN.
 
2006-12-01 02:15:13 PM
Sweet182: I would stop it when stupid annoying people walking infront of you all of a sudden stop without getting out of the way.

My dear, you might want to consider using a wheelchair. When people do that to me, I take them out at ankle level. Isn't that fun? Damn right it is.

0ok

Have yet to have a cute woman stop suddenly so that I hit her and she falls in my lap, but I'm hoping.
 
2006-12-01 02:15:29 PM
Attention Whoring
 
2006-12-01 02:15:38 PM
Galloping Galoshes: So it's personal, not principle, is it?

Well if you are a giggling line-cutter teenager whore at Universal it's personal.

Plus the guy behind me was freaking huge. They tried to cut by me since I'm 5'1"
 
2006-12-01 02:15:55 PM
charmed1782

Just because I'm a woman and I'm being a biatch today, doesn't mean I have PMS.

No, I think it's because she's an Ohio State fan. They're all biatches.

Go Blue!

www-personal.engin.umich.edu
 
2006-12-01 02:16:21 PM
xxwumpusxx: god DAMN.

Border Collie?

My girlfriend's border collie is untouchable, and growls at anyone who approaches her.
 
2006-12-01 02:16:41 PM
As for the thread, I'll have to go with the people not being aware of their surroundings.

EX: When you're in a parking garage and you're waiting for a spot. The person pulling out of the spot can CLEARLY see you with your blinker on, sitting behind them, but they decide to take forever to get in, turn on their car and complete the pulling out.
 
2006-12-01 02:17:17 PM
Fenchurch_: I'll have to go with the people not being aware of their surroundings.

Yeah number one worst thing ever.
 
2006-12-01 02:17:53 PM
Fenchurch_: but they decide to take forever to get in, turn on their car and complete the pulling out.

Sorry about that. I was distracted by my boobies.
 
2006-12-01 02:18:41 PM
Using Accessible stalls if you don't need them.

0ok
 
2006-12-01 02:18:49 PM
Rynnakat: Border Collie?

close. a mix with some border in her. I'd say it's mostly my own attitude that she feeds off of, but keep your damn hands off my dog when she growls, and when I warn you repeatedly, jesus.

had a bad experience over thanksgiving. some people are insensitive douchebags.
 
2006-12-01 02:19:29 PM
ookdalibrarian: Using Accessible stalls if you don't need them.

suddenly I understand your point of view.
 
2006-12-01 02:19:56 PM
Rynnakat: Sorry about that. I was distracted by my boobies.

What were they doing THIS time?
 
2006-12-01 02:20:13 PM
Dirtball

Yes, I did enjoy watching your Wolverines get beaten for the third time by Troy Smith. Maybe next year you'll have a shot at beating us when we have an unexperienced quarterback. Keep hope alive!
 
2006-12-01 02:20:34 PM
I'd like to outlaw a select few people from being allowed to breathe.
 
2006-12-01 02:21:02 PM
ookdalibrarian: Using Accessible stalls if you don't need them.

If someone needs them, I'll get out. But if there's no one in there, generally they are cleaner.
 
2006-12-01 02:21:03 PM
I don't get biatchy PMSing, I just turn into a martyr. I don't lash out so much (ok, well, sometimes) and I start crying for the most stupid and inane of reasons.

I remember years ago, my mother was incredulous at how moody I got one cycle and got exasperated saying I should control myself. My dad jumped up, ran out of the computer room, pointed at her and says, "Now you know I felt before you stopped!"
 
2006-12-01 02:21:28 PM
ProducedBy: Black man + PMS= ?

If you're into racial profiling, I'd say you have a murder on your hands.

/not into racial profiling
 
2006-12-01 02:22:16 PM
Making any noise in a movie theater. At all. In fact, I'd outlaw the sale of food in the theater. If you talk, you're strung up by your toes in the back of the theater with a muzzle on.
 
2006-12-01 02:23:22 PM
Galloping Galoshes: What were they doing THIS time?


They inflate when I breathe. Breathtaking really.
 
2006-12-01 02:23:27 PM
ProducedBy: rose8199: Throwing cigarette butts out the car window

Oh, you'd hate me


The world is not your ash tray!

I wouldn't hate you, but it would annoy the hell out of me. i want you to picture me scowling at you every time you throw a cigarette butt out the car window.
 
2006-12-01 02:23:28 PM
People that take forever at the ATM when there's people waiting behind them.
 
2006-12-01 02:23:48 PM
charmed1782

Dirtball

Yes, I did enjoy watching your Wolverines get beaten for the third time by Troy Smith. Maybe next year you'll have a shot at beating us when we have an unexperienced quarterback. Keep hope alive!


Overall Victories

Michigan - 57
OSU - 40
Ties - 6

Scoreboard.
 
2006-12-01 02:24:18 PM
I throw butts out my car, but any other time, I put them out, and carry them back in to throw away.
 
2006-12-01 02:24:21 PM
xxwumpusxx: I'd say it's mostly my own attitude that she feeds off of, but keep your damn hands off my dog when she growls, and when I warn you repeatedly, jesus.

I dig the clip on the harness fabric's on the working dogs that say "please do not touch me, I have to work."
 
2006-12-01 02:25:09 PM
xxwumpusxx: had a bad experience over thanksgiving. some people are insensitive douchebags.

Did your father say something inappropriate about your small hands?
 
2006-12-01 02:25:39 PM
AcadianSidhe: I throw butts out my car, but any other time, I put them out, and carry them back in to throw away.

Doesn't your car have an ash tray?
 
aba
2006-12-01 02:25:47 PM
Rynnakat: Sorry about that. I was distracted by my boobies.

Can I see?
 
2006-12-01 02:26:07 PM
xxwumpusxx: female orgasms.

they can do that too??!!? wow...
 
2006-12-01 02:26:47 PM
Rynnakat: They inflate when I breathe. Breathtaking really.

That could be very useful if you fall out of the boat.
/Pun intended, I presume.
 
2006-12-01 02:27:33 PM
saulecker: they can do that too??!!? wow...

welll... never actually known of one happening. Just making sure it never does.

blizzardlane

yes.
 
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