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(NBC4)   Dennis Rodman's club catches on fire. The Worm was arrested earlier for obstructing police looking for code violations.   ( divider line
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2002-07-22 01:56:29 PM  
Should have read: "Dennis Rodman Catches Fire"
2002-07-22 02:14:14 PM  
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Ha Ha
2002-07-22 03:11:59 PM  
I swear, Rodman's wheels are shooting off in all directions.
2002-07-22 03:20:50 PM  
they were looking to see if he had the cheese
2002-07-22 03:20:55 PM  
we don't need no water
2002-07-22 03:26:01 PM  
this alone proves that God exists.

*hides under desk*
2002-07-22 03:26:37 PM  
It wasn't Rodmans club it was his ugly stick. It burned shortly after someone worked him over with it.
2002-07-22 03:26:54 PM  
At least he wasn't looking for an insurance payout.

....wait a second.
2002-07-22 03:28:36 PM  
*bah* get the sack.
2002-07-22 03:33:14 PM  
It is only "ironic" if you don't believe that he set fire to the place himself.
2002-07-22 03:33:45 PM  
I was paying for gas at a station in Sturgis, S.D. during the motorcycle rally when Rodman came in to buy some candy. Granted he had been riding on his motorcycle all day, but the stink that oozed from him would make the smell from a 60 foot long beached squid seem pleasant I can assure you. I bet Carmen Electra still can't get it off of her.
2002-07-22 03:37:13 PM  
He was cooking some fried chicken and ribs!!
2002-07-22 03:49:46 PM  
Otto's Jacket:

So was everbody checking thier shoes for dogshiat or what?
2002-07-22 03:50:19 PM  
another misuse of the "ironic" tag. when something happens that is opposite of what is expected, it is ironic. this is "obvious".
2002-07-22 03:54:42 PM  
Please please please do not ever allow this overrated, one-dimensional farktard into the Hall of Fame.
2002-07-22 03:57:44 PM  
I think he's been flaming for a long time now.
2002-07-22 03:58:21 PM  
Maybe we need a "suspicious" tag.
Or in Rodman's case "farked up whack-job freak licker" tag.
2002-07-22 04:01:16 PM  
great player.
2002-07-22 04:03:19 PM  

No dogshiat could compare to what the worm was cookin' that day. After he left the store none of us talked about the fact that it was Dennis Rodman that had just been there - we just talked about the serious STINK he left behind.
2002-07-22 04:08:59 PM  
Rodman, we salute you.
2002-07-22 04:10:41 PM  
Of course they don't mention that the "code violation" had to do with serving alcohol after hours (which deserved the "HERO" tag for once in Rodman's career). Better to leave readers with the false impression that it had something to do with the fire.
2002-07-22 04:16:50 PM  
I went to Rodman's bar - a place called 'Josh Slocum's' - in Newport Beach a couple weeks ago and wasn't impressed. It reminded me of a cheesy strip joint. The cramped quarters featured plenty of neon/blue light, leopard-print couches along with a horde of women from the over-50 set. I ordered a drink from a retired-stripper-looking bartender and she informed me it was $12, which of course was my cue to exit the premises.

BTW, Rodman was indeed there, working behind the bar. Sad.
2002-07-22 04:30:59 PM  
For a moment I was thinking golf clubs.

But that didn't make any sense.
2002-07-22 05:02:08 PM  

You make me laugh.
2002-07-22 05:11:20 PM  
Oh, he waqs probably just trying to make a Flaming Moe.

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2002-07-22 05:22:40 PM  
I know it's been said before, but this is the opposite of ironic.

Go earn some grammar, foo'.
2002-07-22 05:34:45 PM  
Too bad by "club" it didn't mean "head"....and by "fire" it didn't mean "anvil".

Seriously....this guy is such a tool, and he's as phony as Marilyn Manson. He was a damn nerd when he played for the Pistons.
2002-07-22 05:40:34 PM  
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Even my adult web site is so hot it's on fire.
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