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(Yahoo)   Meh: Man breaks up with girl. Hmmm: Does it via text message. Fark: He's the prime minister of Finland   ( ) divider line
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2006-12-01 12:10:52 PM  
2006-12-01 12:11:27 PM  
2006-12-01 12:12:02 PM  
At first I thought he was pretty hot then I realized he looks like Mark Foley.

/that's pretty funny though
//the dumped chick sounds like an attention whore IMO
2006-12-01 12:12:10 PM  
Meh Hmmm Fark? Meh.
2006-12-01 12:13:01 PM  
i m brkin up with u. bye. pmf.
2006-12-01 12:13:14 PM  
That's it! We're Finnished!!
2006-12-01 12:13:33 PM  
If he declares war by text message, then it'd be interesting.
2006-12-01 12:14:27 PM  
Kthxcya, bye!
2006-12-01 12:14:40 PM  
I broke up with a girl through email. She was mad about it. Then again if I had cared about how she felt, I would've broken up with her in person.
2006-12-01 12:14:56 PM

We approve this message.

/President, prime minister, what's the difference?
2006-12-01 12:15:10 PM  
What a Fin-dish thing to do!
2006-12-01 12:15:12 PM  
most disturbing thing here is this man runs a country and is picking up chicks on the internets...meh

/i expect him to be interviewed by Chris Hanson soon...

so you came here for Seeeeeeex...
2006-12-01 12:17:08 PM  
beep beep u dumpd grl
2006-12-01 12:20:12 PM  
I think this guy just created a new level of awesome. It would take some serious stones to be Prime Minister and risk the bad PR of dumping a woman by text messaging.

Or he's just a dumbass.
2006-12-01 12:20:24 PM
2006-12-01 12:24:41 PM  
Vanhanen, who declines to comment on the relationship, was cited as Finland's sexiest man by French
President Jacques Chirac earlier this year, when Finnish tabloids were running daily front-page details of the romance.

So Chirac and Vanhanen had an existing romance? Maybe Chirac made him dump her but wouldn't let Vanhanen do it in person.

/In other news People magazine announces Jacques Chirac can suck it, and leave declaring the "sexiest" whatever to them.
2006-12-01 12:26:15 PM  
You're not, but I am.
2006-12-01 12:26:17 PM  
16:30 12/1/06: "gez wut ur not my gf ne mor lol" BATTERY LOW
2006-12-01 12:26:37 PM  
omg i luv ur fjords but its ovr.
2006-12-01 12:27:24 PM  
"Matti dumped me in a text message, where he said 'that's it'," Susan Kuronen told the magazine Me Naiset (Us Women) in an interview published on Friday.

Her relationship with Vanhanen, a divorced 51-year-old father of two, ended a few weeks ago, but continues to make headlines as Susan, 36, pours her heart out in local media.
Seriously, what kind of woman boo-hoos to the press because she got dumped by someone who just happens to be a public figure/celebrity? Women like this make me ashamed to share the same gender.

Translation of this histrionic woman's lovelorn lament?

"I really thought the Brinks truck has backed up to my door! How dare he decide to end it!"
2006-12-01 12:29:01 PM  

See the press has it all wrong, what he really texted was "we're Finnish", and was simply declaring pride in his nation to his online girlfriend.
2006-12-01 12:31:49 PM  
It's Finnished.
2006-12-01 12:36:22 PM  
Shame on her - this is equivalent to a guy posting intimate pics of his ex on the internet for spite. Out of bounds.
2006-12-01 12:37:27 PM  
I Approve
2006-12-01 12:40:43 PM  
"Matti dumped me in a text message, where he said 'that's it',"

Maybe she just forgot to open the attached pic file:
2006-12-01 12:42:15 PM

I'd hit it.
2006-12-01 12:44:51 PM  
What a dick. He totally should have sent Shannen Doherty to do it instead.
2006-12-01 12:45:19 PM  
tandkquinn: Shame on her - this is equivalent to a guy posting intimate pics of his ex on the internet for spite

Hardly the same entertainment value for the rest of us...
2006-12-01 12:50:55 PM  
Meh. Why not? It worked for Britney.
2006-12-01 12:53:06 PM  
It's a toss up for the
"Man of the Year" award with this guy...
2006-12-01 12:56:06 PM  
I am a Prime Minister, so I'm getting a kick out of these responses.
2006-12-01 12:57:22 PM  
does anyone else find it disturbing that France's president is the one who named him sexiest man of the year or am I just being an uptight homophobic american ?
2006-12-01 12:59:22 PM  
man hands: I'd hit it.

I wouldn't even hit it with yours
2006-12-01 12:59:47 PM  
If we had politicians that hot, our voter turnout would be way higher.
2006-12-01 01:00:16 PM  
They met on the internet! So, it's okay.
2006-12-01 01:10:05 PM  
was cited as Finland's sexiest man by French President Jacques Chirac earlier this year

Well, than its settled. Always though Jockstrap was creepy, but now that he's judge & jury on such an important matter I better be nice. Besides, I have nowhere to keep him when he surrenders.

/Sorry, couldn't resist.
2006-12-01 01:11:32 PM  
If a fish doesn't have fins, Helsinki.
2006-12-01 01:12:22 PM  
Actually she's ok by finish standarts, a bit old if anything.
cant see the knees though, so i would tentatively hit it
2006-12-01 01:20:57 PM  
Not surprised. Nokia's a Finnish corporation.
2006-12-01 01:20:57 PM  
Finland is good for heavy metal.
Finland is not good for tabloids.
The End.
2006-12-01 01:27:04 PM
you stay classy, finland.
2006-12-01 01:33:09 PM  
I love that someone else posted a picture before I could even GIS her name. Thank you, Cormee
2006-12-01 01:40:08 PM  
"Finland, Finland, Finland.
The country where I'd rather be,
Dumping chicks via texting.
Or watching TV..."
2006-12-01 01:43:37 PM  
2006-12-01 01:44:03 PM  
2006-12-01 01:44:47 PM  
That is sooo Britney Spears of him.
2006-12-01 02:00:20 PM  

It's a toss up for the
"Man of the Year" award with this guy...

That guy is only "Man of the Year" if he farked that girl and then made her sleep outside of the tent.
2006-12-01 02:22:06 PM  
What a deck. You can't text message break up!

2006-12-01 02:46:56 PM  
bby - wlcm to dmpsvl popultion u!11!
2006-12-01 03:05:13 PM  
sexiest man in finland:
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