DaCricket: LOL, yeah If I was 12 again...well, I'd hate it, but I'd also OWN THE SCHOOL.

Damn straight.

I always went with option D: sit on my fat arse and do nothing. That attitude led me directly to "Step 3: Profit."

Depends.

Do I want to be on Fark? 'cuz, if I do, I'm going with C.

D) masturbate furiously

My answer, is always, B. GI Joes and Transformers were always a car ride away.

When first contacted by cell phone, the girl told officers she and her siblings had been kidnapped and forced to drive south while the abductor followed in another vehicle.

Remember kids! When faking your own abduction don't forget your cell phone!

If I became a 12 year old girl, I'd be too fascinated with my boobies too complain much about anything.

Get used to it.

Isn't this another repeat?

Yeah, well the night before, I set her mom's bed on fire too!

If you're smoking after sex, you're going too fast.

29 year old mom?

Hot MILFy goodness pics, please.

Taser her!
/ducks

ditto about owning the school.

maybe its the mom using the kid as a scapegoat. some puerto rican guy not avaliable for comment.

Wait, wait...

I'm still enjoying the part where I'm a 12 year old girl.

Beavis_Christ: masturbate furiously

A pair of words that never fails to make me laugh. I must still be 12 on the inside.

Remeber when you just had to worry about them smoking?

/Has 3 daughters
//scared shiatless

she had awakened with her bed on fire and her children and car missing.

Didn't the girl set the fire before leaving? How long can you sleep in a bed that's on fire without noticing?

McDrinky:

she would be a good candidate for tasering. maybe the cops need some practice.

i bet if she was tasered repeatedly. and the article mentioned all this crap, no one would even give a shiat.

Aaah... they grow up so fast.

Proleboy

About an hour, then you need to be turned and basted.

d) Ask Jennifer Wilbanks to adopt you.

Redfordrenegade: But if you leave a smoking corpse, your doing it just right.

If I was a 12 year old girl, I'd make pornos of myself. For later, when I grow up.

Even I amazed myself with that one. Surely I've won the thread!

.

Two words:
Inner Lesbian

Wait! I need to know more. For example:

Am I conspicuously smuggling raisins?

B?

29 year old mom

12 year old daughter



A parent at 17, I'm really shocked that her kid has poor decision making abilities..

Burn, baby, burn
burn that mother down...

/obscure?

I did this once when I was 12, but I didnt get nearly as much media coverage.

I'm a 12-year old girl, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies...

I'd be too busy fondling myself to care about allowance.

Also.. puckrock2000, I don't believe you. Pics?

DaCricket - Most of them... most of them.

Giggiddy Giggiddy.

...look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new shiat, you know, I-I-I-I... this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple... uh, you know?

I've got information man! New shiat has come to light! And shiat... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young "prostitot", in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

I choose D.) Build a mansion above the basement filled with said life forms, as well as traps and puzzles to test the mettle of the local police.

Psst, Gnosis....wrong thread dude.....


/dont drink and fark.....

Those silly Nigerian customs have me baffled.

I blame Midnight Oil.

People.. seriously? 12?

C'mon.. that's over the line. Or rather, under it.

I'm looking forward to reading about this in her blog.

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Current mood: depressed
Music: Radiohead

OMG my mom sux liek police

i jsut want to say i love yuo crystal :*

im gonna kil myself tonite ;(

Oznog

Bunny will suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brent can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.

I just have a feeling that the poor kid was overburdened. She's responsible for her siblings while mom is whacked out in bed. For mom to continue to sleep on a burning bed indicates the likelihood of drugs and/or alcohol.

I'm guessing mom just dumped everything on her and she finally cracked. Lacking problem solving skills, she just took off. She took the siblings because she knew they'd be better off with her than with mom.

No facts to go on, but that's my hunch.