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(Toronto Star)   Thirty one percent of respondants don't have time to take their socks off before they get their rocks off   (thestar.com) divider line 98
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2006-11-30 12:28:24 PM
I like leaving my hat on, myself.
 
2006-11-30 12:31:52 PM
My feet get cold.
 
2006-11-30 12:33:03 PM
I'm part of that thirty percent thirty percent of the time, I'd estimate.
 
2006-11-30 12:34:55 PM
I haven't worn socks since my high school back seat days. Can't remember any lady wearing them either.
 
2006-11-30 12:38:39 PM
I don't even like to wear my watch.
 
2006-11-30 12:40:00 PM
Where did "filthy urine-soaked trenchcoat" fall in the survey?
 
2006-11-30 12:40:38 PM
I don't, she does
 
2006-11-30 12:45:13 PM
By which they meant wearing at least one sock.

/obvious
 
2006-11-30 12:46:18 PM
I got a thing for women in ankle high white workout socks. Oh yeah, just thinking about them makes me all tingly.
 
2006-11-30 01:02:07 PM
Cold feet can cramp up during a toe-curling orgasm. Socks can help avoid that.
 
2006-11-30 01:31:01 PM
Eat More Possum: Can't remember any lady wearing them either.

You implying I'm not a lady? HUH?
 
2006-11-30 01:57:21 PM
Who has the time to fully disrobe when you're paying by the hour?

/Not made of money
 
2006-11-30 01:57:29 PM
as long as it's through the hole in the sheet
 
2006-11-30 01:58:05 PM
dewars-rocks
I got a thing for women in ankle high white workout socks. Oh yeah, just thinking about them makes me all tingly.

Ditto.
 
2006-11-30 01:58:06 PM
Thigh-highs FTW!!!
 
2006-11-30 01:58:33 PM
100 percent of surveys like this make for amusing Fark threads, according to statistics I pull out of my ass.

/at just the right time, if you know what I mean
//and I think you do
 
2006-11-30 01:58:53 PM
I wonder if the Red Hot Chili Peppers leave theirs on.
 
2006-11-30 01:59:29 PM
"it's more common to have sex totally nude"

...naked sex? How gross!
 
2006-11-30 02:00:23 PM
I beleive it. I only take my socks off when I'm sleeping.

/dreaming
 
2006-11-30 02:00:44 PM
i'm not interested in sock statistics, what i wanna know is, how many people are wearing paper bags on their haeds, and am i alone?
 
2006-11-30 02:00:56 PM
My boyfriend almost always leaves his socks on. I think it's cute, in an "awww, you're all naked, but you have your socks on!!" sort of way. I think half the time, he does it because he knows I think it is so adorable.
 
2006-11-30 02:01:30 PM
I usually use a sock.
 
2006-11-30 02:02:07 PM
I'm not wearing boots without socks, and I sure as heel ain't wandering out to the pasture without my boots on.
 
2006-11-30 02:04:54 PM
FOREPLAY SURRENDERS!
 
2006-11-30 02:06:10 PM
As the male, I'm usually totally nekkid, as is the wife, UNLESS she is wearing some sort of clothing that can be used to enhance the mood...
 
2006-11-30 02:06:32 PM
I may or may not wear socks during the act but after the act is over I put a sock over my wooded pecker so he doesn't get cold.

/like a heavyweight champions robe
//or flyweight
JC
 
2006-11-30 02:06:34 PM
I think this thread needs some pics of hot women in ankle-high white workout socks.

To further the research.
Yeah, research.
 
2006-11-30 02:06:42 PM
DRTFA, but does that include the chloroform soaked sock over her nose and mouth?

/ window seat, please.
 
2006-11-30 02:06:54 PM
Me, I look stupid just wearing a pair of socks. Put a girl in Catholic school knee highs - that's an extra good fun time.
 
2006-11-30 02:07:57 PM
Thigh highs seconded.
/Hates garters
 
2006-11-30 02:08:34 PM
Does this refer to wearing socks on my feet?

When Mr.Johnson gets cold, I put a `sweater' on him.
 
2006-11-30 02:09:04 PM
Its so we can put on our shoes fast just in case we need to avoid stepping in something wet and gross.
 
2006-11-30 02:09:36 PM
markie_farkie,/b>
Where did "filthy urine-soaked trenchcoat" fall in the survey?

I almost wet myself....

I envision a Colombo-esque trench coat....
 
2006-11-30 02:10:08 PM
The shoes and socks have to stay on in case her husband comes home unexpectedly.
 
2006-11-30 02:10:20 PM
oops! 'scuse the bad html skilz
 
2006-11-30 02:10:52 PM
Do you really expect me to take my socks off when I'm bawls deep in the watermelon I just took out of the oven?

/Use some common sense people
 
2006-11-30 02:11:01 PM

I got a thing for women in ankle high white workout socks. Oh yeah, just thinking about them makes me all tingly.


Me, I look stupid just wearing a pair of socks. Put a girl in Catholic school knee highs - that's an extra good fun time.



These statement are so true that they should form a Tao.


/ The Tao of White Socks
// It's a sex thing.
/// thigh highs are also unbearably good
 
2006-11-30 02:13:21 PM
I can NOT have sex with someone who keeps their socks on. I have been doing it and flipped over and spotted sox..and have been like "take them off or I can't do it.."
For some reason it is like muppet sex if socks are on..
 
2006-11-30 02:15:06 PM
My socks game is ridiculous.
 
2006-11-30 02:15:40 PM
my g/f demands i remove them, she gets freaked out if i don't, which i dont understand because its starting to get cold out so i like to leave the socks on.

/reminds me how my relationship is turning into a marriage arleady. well the part of never getting any + insane amounts of useless complaining.
 
2006-11-30 02:15:53 PM
if you are like me and you manage to lose roughly 25 pairs of socks a week (during the winter, summer is all sandals) then you tend to be more wary of taking them off and throwing them about willy nilly.


/the cost adds up
//damn you dryer socks gnomes!
 
2006-11-30 02:16:23 PM
Cup_O_Jo: For some reason it is like muppet sex if socks are on..

I LOL'd, and agree. I guess I'd make an exception for knee-high party socks, especially if she's also wearing roller skates.
 
2006-11-30 02:17:35 PM
Just push the panties to the side and GO!
 
2006-11-30 02:18:40 PM
I just make sure that all the socks I wear are ultra-sexy. This is a favorite source, for example.
 
2006-11-30 02:20:20 PM
Hawt!

(BF has kept socks and shoes on before, but in his defense I had an air mattress at the time, and he needed the traction.)

Seriously, after being married for 3 years to someone who had social anxiety disorder and was too nervous for sex 99% of the time, I don't care if socks, shoes or a propeller beanie are worn, just give me the damn sex!
 
2006-11-30 02:20:20 PM
Billy Ligue: /b>

You need Farkit.
 
2006-11-30 02:20:51 PM
"And take off your socks when you make whoopie...He hates it when you leave 'em on."

www.cinemablend.com
 
2006-11-30 02:21:05 PM
Bare feet make it better, no slipping on the hardwood floor.
 
2006-11-30 02:22:34 PM
I have issues with people who wear socks. i don't have a foot fetish or anything, i just feel that that person is too guarded and won't completely open up if they have any clothes on, socks included. but thats me, i need the complete surrender.
 
2006-11-30 02:22:38 PM
I've gotten into arguments with women who wanted to leave their socks on. The argument doesn't really last that long. I just pull the socks off and tell them to deal with it.

Now this doesn't really apply if you're mostly clothed in a semi public/private place, but you're obviously not going to take off all your clothes then.

The bottom line is that you just can't be completely naked except for your socks. It's an affront to common decency. I think it's even in the Bible somewhere.
 
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