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(Chron)   Practicing law without a license. Not paying child support. Suing his own son. Yup, it's a Kennedy   (chron.com) divider line 55
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2006-11-30 02:44:48 PM
Yup it's a Kentucky.
/Wait, states are sentient?
//goes out for a coffee
 
2006-11-30 02:46:07 PM
That's a paddlin.
 
2006-11-30 02:46:46 PM
This has potential.
 
2006-11-30 02:47:02 PM
Not the same Kennedys. Nice troll subby.
 
2006-11-30 02:47:39 PM
The ugly MTV chick from days of yore?
 
2006-11-30 02:47:41 PM
Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
 
2006-11-30 02:48:41 PM
A new tag in order?
Florida
TheSun
Kennedy
 
2006-11-30 02:49:21 PM
joecitizen: Not the same Kennedys. Nice troll subby.

Kennedy is more of an attitude than a genealogical pre-requisite anyway.
 
2006-11-30 02:51:10 PM
As a (thank God) soon-to-be-former Kentuckian, I will add my pleas for a "KENTUCKY" tab. This state is so crazy. In my town, I've seen children jailed for being late to school (because of head-count money, no doubt), drive-by trailer shootings, an 81-year-old man engaging in a shoot-out with the police, an ex-cop-turned-drug dealer stage his own assassination using real bullets, a hitman hired for 200 bucks, and two criminals listed on official court documents as "Pig" and "Fart".

I only wish I were making this stuff up. I have more stories if anyone cares.
 
2006-11-30 02:52:05 PM
Where's the sexual misconduct?

joecitizen: Not the same Kennedys. Nice troll subby.

Ohhh okay
 
2006-11-30 02:54:33 PM
oops, i'm a dumbass. I read "kentucky" instead of "kennedy." how does this happen?
 
2006-11-30 02:54:45 PM
Yeah, submitter, where is your evidence that this family of Kennedys is related in any way to the Kennedys from Mass., or are you the typical right-wing type that thinks you can suggest links where there are none and that by saying it, it must therefore exist.
 
2006-11-30 02:56:28 PM
Actually it was in Missouri City, Texas. I am merely blind/tired and read Kentucky instead of Kennedy. Thus my intrigue into the abilities of US states.
 
2006-11-30 02:57:14 PM
What about the drunk driving charges???

OH, different family of kennedys...
 
2006-11-30 02:57:31 PM
sam_f

you and me the same
 
2006-11-30 02:57:36 PM
i92.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2006-11-30 02:57:55 PM
FTA: "They had to be aware that this was a future lawyer that was a thief and a liar," John Kennedy said.

In other words, he should have had a fine career ahead of him.
 
2006-11-30 02:58:06 PM
........and, closed tags!
 
2006-11-30 02:59:36 PM
It's called a joke LiberalZombie. Step back and take a breath before punching the "flame" key.
 
2006-11-30 02:59:50 PM
So he stashed away 1.2 mil before going to prison, never paid taxes on the money, and never paid child support for his 5 kids but wanted to ensure everyone knew his son was a thief because he took 90k-200k of the guys untaxed cash which he had stashed in the wall? And now the IRS took all the cash for back taxes.

Did I read that right?
 
2006-11-30 03:00:03 PM
LiberalZombie: are you the typical right-wing type that thinks you can suggest links where there are none and that by saying it, it must therefore exist.

Either that or subby just wanted a guaranteed greenlight.

Misleading Headline + Flamebait = Greenlight.

I have done myself but not this time.
 
2006-11-30 03:05:51 PM
There's always money in a banana stand.

/got nuthin'
 
2006-11-30 03:06:04 PM
I'd post the "Aw jeez, not this shiat again" guy if I could dig up the link at the moment.

/Silly trolls
 
2006-11-30 03:07:37 PM
Tom_Slick,

Misleading Headline + Flamebait = Greenlight.

I have done myself but not this time.


I've done it myself quite often. It's not always as successful as one might think :)
 
2006-11-30 03:08:03 PM
sam_f: a hitman hired for 200 bucks

I'm guessing it wasn't Agent 47.
 
2006-11-30 03:08:28 PM
My Momma was from Harlan.
 
2006-11-30 03:09:00 PM
Actually, these people may be related to the Hyannis Port, MA Kennedys. My mom's third husband worked with a guy who had a paternal uncle that fits the description of this clown - was a "lawyer" in DC, divorced with a bunch of kids, never paid a dime in child support and bragged about that at the family reunions. They're like some 4th or 5th cousins of Kennedy clan and do have the Kennedy name.
 
2006-11-30 03:09:20 PM
I gotta say, I love the father's attempts to gain sympathy points despite obviously being a complete sleaze who totally had this coming.
 
2006-11-30 03:09:28 PM
TFA: The son, a graduate of Texas Southern University's Thurgood Marshall School of Law

Hell, the son may be practicing without a license too. I'm not sure Thurgood arshall is even accredited.
 
2006-11-30 03:10:06 PM
Jesus, why does everything have to come down to liberals versus conservatives? Both parties are farking stupid, in their own right, and are accomplishing very little that needs to be accomplished by fighting amongst themselves. At least Mussolini-esque fascists understood how multiple parties weaken the state.

/last line was a joke, for all you conservative/liberal farktards too dense to sense the irony
 
2006-11-30 03:10:06 PM
Oh, come on. On the off chance that they're not related to the MA retards, they're sure living up to the same standards.

/At least he didn't kill anyone
 
2006-11-30 03:10:50 PM
Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick!
 
2006-11-30 03:13:05 PM
Southpaw018...for you
 
2006-11-30 03:16:24 PM
Let's try that again & remember to preview before posting this time...
 
2006-11-30 03:16:27 PM
I hope and pray that this story gets legs so that the Kennedys of fame have to publically disavow any connection to this mirror universe family.
Until they deny it, I am totally convinced that these are the younger brothers of the dumbasses that crash planes and cars and our hopes for a peaceful future with such regularity.
 
2006-11-30 03:32:36 PM
the son went to TSU 'law school'... They live in Misery City, TX...

odds are, they're not those Kennedys, they're teh wrong color.
 
2006-11-30 03:40:57 PM
"Me and my five brothers and sisters lived in a two-bedroom house because he failed to pay child support, and he failed to support us," the son testified.

It's true, all the father's fault... women have no responsibility other than to collect fat checks.
 
2006-11-30 03:47:16 PM
submitter forgot "..from prison"
 
2006-11-30 03:51:58 PM
Just to mix things further Caroline Kennedy's son is named John B(ouvier) Kennedy Schlossberg.
 
2006-11-30 03:52:47 PM
Sounds like my father.
He's a lawyer, but isn't certified by the texas board of legal specilization
He abandon me before I was born and refuses to speak to me because I exist
But he hasn't threatened to sue me yet
 
2006-11-30 03:56:56 PM
"...and you, sir, are NO Kennedy."

/suing fark for worked missed
//did I say suing? I meant thanking
 
2006-11-30 04:09:45 PM
BlindMan
It's true, all the father's fault... women have no responsibility other than to collect fat checks.

Don't like the ex getting to your money?
IF YOU HAVE A KID, YOU ARE FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT KID UNTIL THEY REACH THE AGE OF CONSENT!

Grow up farkhead

Happily support my son.

/just sayin'
//If you are trolling.....nevermind then
 
2006-11-30 04:16:35 PM
Welcome to the Machine,

I think BlindMan's point was that, if a mother finds that the man has run out and refused to pay for the kids, it's still her responsibility to raise the kids and provide for them.

Sitting back and crying about how she can't make it is not an acceptable answer.
 
2006-11-30 04:19:47 PM
ah, Texas Southern, who gave us the famous goodwill band trip to Japan, where students stole $22,000 of loot in a single day's "shopping."

Mind you, this is $22,000 in 1992 dollars.

http://jcgi.pathfinder.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,977332,00.html
 
2006-11-30 04:22:39 PM
OOOhhhh two headlines in one day vilifying democrats.

On Fark.com.

What a surprise!!

What, no word on whether Bush will pullout of Iraq?
 
2006-11-30 04:32:26 PM
we allknow what happened the last time a Kennedy visited texas

www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk

/isle seat
 
2006-11-30 05:15:04 PM
As someone has already pointed out in this thread, these Kennedys live in Houston and the son went to TSU, which is a black university in Houston. Father and son are both people of color.

/still, they might be related to the other kennedys...
 
2006-11-30 05:34:45 PM
Maybe one of the kennedy's pulled a Jefferson?
 
2006-11-30 06:01:44 PM
reverendfitty

isle seat

I believe you mean "aisle," unless you intend on going to Hell with the cast and crew of the S.S. Minow.
 
2006-11-30 07:23:15 PM
"As a (thank God) soon-to-be-former Kentuckian, I will add my pleas for a "KENTUCKY" tab. This state is so crazy. In my town, I've seen children jailed for being late to school (because of head-count money, no doubt), drive-by trailer shootings, an 81-year-old man engaging in a shoot-out with the police, an ex-cop-turned-drug dealer stage his own assassination using real bullets, a hitman hired for 200 bucks, and two criminals listed on official court documents as "Pig" and "Fart".

I only wish I were making this stuff up. I have more stories if anyone cares."

Jeff...Foxworthy? Is that you?
 
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