Kill the mom!

Reminds me of that mother from Detroit Rock City

How screwed up do you think they're gonna be?

Ladies and Gentleman, Farkers and Farkettes...

I proudly present to you the future child molesters of the universe...

"The mothers hope some of the embarrassment the boys have experienced -- along with all the media attention -- will teach them a lesson."

That lesson: Their parents are nazis.

That happened here in Washington...That's not good.

AHHAHA, sounds like something I'd do.

Wear a sign that says,"Sorry I farked your daughter."

And stand infront of oncoming cars.

Oh, come on. They aren't embarrassed. All of their friends are going to think that they are cocksmen now. They were with some GIRLS.

send them off to jamaica!

Haha... LynHOOD... not too far from here. What a shiathole.

The mothers hope some of the embarrassment the boys have experienced -- along with getting run over by a car -- will teach them a lesson.

i don't get it

why would you be saying sorry to all mothers?

that doesn't even make sense.

I hate self-righteous mothers.

Damnit I live right next to Lynwood, and didn't see it.

I see a future of prison butt rape for those two kids. But so be the life of a gangsta, living in the lynhood.

sign says: I stayed out all night. Apologies to all mothers.

hmm. wow and they look so sad about it, they skip church, fark some girls and then get press on it? good weekend.

heheh... that's too bad for them, this is like a negative reinforcement. hmm they will turn gay later on in life.

VIDEO!! WITH PICS.... Hows about a redundant tag that the mods put up if someone posts a repeat or if the headline is worded as the former was.

Seriously though. To the people making these guys do this:
"Your brakin' my balls guys... seriously guys... my balls, your brakin' 'em.

Gudel: that's too bad for them, this is like a negative reinforcement. hmm they will turn gay later on in life.

Are you speaking from personal experience?

I think it's a funny idea... BUT if htat ever happened to me i'd be scarred for life and PARTY even more...

These kids'll be so scarred later on in the future that the next thing they'll do is form a HUGE uprising against the govrenment and replace it with some crazy police state. And you know what? Their mothers won't mind!! WHY?!?!

[/crazy neo-political rant of dangerous and insane sorts]

Ouroborus, no, it's from a psych class. i hope you're not trying to hook up with me.

All night partying with girls at 13 & 14? Alright! Congratulation, boys, you make us all proud.

if my parents made me do that, i PROBABLY wouldn't come home that night.

"I'm sorry my mom sucks."

Next up:
Boys teach high school clubs how to hold signs for future car wash functions.

ri*cock*ulous

Must be a young crowd. Mom knows best and she deserves some respect. The farkers could have called to keep them from getting worried and unfortunately, she and/or Pop are legally responsible for you. So grow up. Want to be treated like an adult, act like one.
May your own kids be as crappy to you as you are to your moms. Jeez.

Either JWest is a troll or needs to hook up with those kid's mom immediately. It's a match made in heaven!

Or hell?...

wtf is wrong with those parents. They're farking kids for gods sake. Their parents are probably a bunch of bible humping mofos, and their kids will only party harder now.

I'm surprised they didn't blame the girls for being harlots and trying to lure the boys of god's straight and narrow path.

Sorry, saw 'church function' and immediately drew stereotypes.

ofcourse its always the guys fault.

I would be proud to brag about skipping church and hooking up. Stupid parents.

i really hope that those of you who are saying that these kids are gonna be scared for life are joking, cuz the only way that would have any effect on anyone with half a backbone is that they might get sore feet from standing all day. if this results in emotional problems, there's something fundamentally wrong with the world....oh, wait...

sorry bout the bad grammer, i'm sick

Doesn't "myCFnow" stand for central Florida?

Why didn't I hear about this in local (Seattle) news?

Weird.

May your own kids be twice as crappy to you as you are to your moms.

These kids deserved it and a beer says they won't do it again. Who are you to pass judgement on how a parent raises their kids. Sounds to me to they're pretty proactive and involved parents.

How farking stupid. wtf next? "I'm sorry mom that I got a hummer off this chick. She offered and I was supposed to refuse."

But knowing their mommies, they would never have done such a thing as a teen. Oh no, they just farked every guy until they got a scare of the clap!

"The mothers who lost thier virginity to men nearly twice thier ages at the age of 10 were not available for comment"

The moral of the story here is if you have parents like this you should hagve killed them a long long time ago.

And they all lived happily ever after, the end.

Calvin Robinson, 13, and Aaron Laird, 14, were reportedly missing from a church function last week.

A search for the boys ended with the discovery that the pair had gone out with a couple of girls all night.
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eh...

Why didn't the girls have to apologize?

They had their mouths full. HA HA HA HA HA! I'm going to hell!

Influx- Now that is just sick. You bastard. You kick my dog!

"eh...

Why didn't the girls have to apologize?"

Everybody knows that all girls always follow the rules, have absolutly no sexual drive, and are always being led around by men. Don't you read the Bible, the only true book ever written by the hand of God?

Yeah they look *real* embarrassed...

Yawn. I was beginning to think there weren't going to be enough farked up people entering the world. Thanks, conservative values!

While these boys are somewhat older and larger, I keep thinking about that little girl who got grabbed on the street in front of her house, then later killed not long ago. Also, here's 2 moms placing these boys right by a busy street with a pretty good chance of getting mangled and killed as they get ran over by a car where a driver might have less than total control of their vehicle. Sorry Mrs Robinson and Mrs Laird, you need to find a way to discipline your boys without putting their lives in danger. The public streets and highways are NOT where you should go to solve your family problems, though they may do a good job of eliminating the problem. I doubt that's what anyone wants though.

Well, there goes a couple of years worth of extensive therapy. Or who knows, new serial killers or Columbine drama's even.

Women are evil temptresses. Resist their attempts to lure you straight to Hell with their pretty eyes and curvy bodies. Beware!