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(770CHQR)   Man driving stolen truck crashes into Honda. Gets out, gets in the Honda he crashed into and takes off. Then crashes into Pathfinder. Gets out, jumps into crashed Pathfinder, takes off. Gets out, sexually assaults someone, runs away   (770chqr.com) divider line 85
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serutan
2006-11-28 08:22:15 PM
Obvious next move... run for Congress.
 
DrumCorpsAlum
2006-11-28 08:22:39 PM
Real life GTA series.
 
pinch_harmonics
2006-11-28 08:22:51 PM
Did he yelled "TADAAA!!!" when he climaxed?

/sexual assault is not funny.
 
El_Swino
2006-11-28 08:32:17 PM
I played that level in GTA just the other day.
 
MidaBabe
2006-11-28 08:35:40 PM
I wonder what that dude was on.
 
GetBent
2006-11-28 08:37:32 PM
An unwilling victim

/one ticket
 
Fodder_4_Da_Man
2006-11-28 08:46:00 PM
Wrecked 'em, hell: he tore 'em up!
 
guriboy
2006-11-28 08:49:08 PM
Queue Jack Thompson....
 
tonkin
2006-11-28 08:53:59 PM
And to think that I saw it on Mulberry street
 
Doggie McNugget
2006-11-28 09:20:58 PM
Somehow I imagined the scene in black and white with 'A Hard Days Night' by the Beatles playing
 
Palmer Eldritch [TotalFark]
2006-11-28 09:23:58 PM
Man driving stolen truck crashes into Honda. Gets out, gets in the Honda he crashed into and takes off. Then crashes into Pathfinder. Gets out, jumps into crashed Pathfinder, takes off. Gets out, crashes into woman, gets off.

/ftfy
 
AnthraxRipple
2006-11-28 09:24:56 PM
tonkin: And to think that I saw it on Mulberry street

That there be Fark-posting perfection. Yup.
 
Funsucker
2006-11-28 09:27:56 PM
Little Jimmy is going to sleep well tonight.
 
MisterTweak [TotalFark]
2006-11-28 09:34:14 PM
I'm pretty sure it says to do that on your insurance card.

"In case of accident involving property damage, you should immediately notify the authorities, or, if possible, use someone else's car and rape a fast-food clerk."
 
serutan
2006-11-28 09:36:06 PM
At least he had the sense to move on when he realized the car theft thing just wasn't working for him.
 
styckx
2006-11-28 10:11:39 PM
this could've been a quadruple fark headline
 
Thosw
2006-11-29 01:09:31 AM
"Where's my Honda?"

"I had to wreck that Honda, Baby."
 
sh1768
2006-11-29 01:10:20 AM
"The Aristocrats!"
 
EnderX
2006-11-29 01:13:54 AM
This is what happens when the late fee's at Blockbuster get to high!!
 
Perspicuous
2006-11-29 01:14:16 AM
Cocaine's a hell of a drug
// yeah I dragged my feet on his couch
// Fark yo' couch
 
American Roulette
2006-11-29 01:14:50 AM
Wow this guy doesn't do anything half-assed does he? I almost want to say he deserves a hero tag, but I don't wish to condone such behavior.
 
Um Yeah
2006-11-29 01:15:57 AM
Why are all the over achievers criminals?
 
foxyg
2006-11-29 01:16:06 AM
what, couldn't drive a Vulva?
 
Gozerian
2006-11-29 01:16:21 AM
shiat68

"The Aristocrats!"

HAHAHA, wow, I actually lol'd at that one.

good stuff.
 
BrainRotMenacer
2006-11-29 01:17:07 AM
www.mtv.com

wanted for questioning
 
mrbach
2006-11-29 01:17:16 AM
At that point I type OHDUDE and then jump in the Apache helicopter and run for it.


/GTA SA
 
Combat Medici
2006-11-29 01:19:20 AM
Dumbth and JG Ballard do not mix.
 
TimBilly
2006-11-29 01:21:19 AM
Did anyone else notice that the farking headline seemed longer than the article?
 
roethle
2006-11-29 01:27:09 AM
Good Times knchh.
 
Mitch Mitchell
2006-11-29 01:28:01 AM
When it absolutely, positively has to be there on time!
 
mrwombat
2006-11-29 01:32:02 AM
pinch_harmonics
/sexual assault is not funny.

Maybe if you yelled TADAAA! afterward?
 
proleboy
2006-11-29 01:32:53 AM
This dude must have been doing a mission or something. I would always just drive around looking for the best spot to shoot at people with the sniper rifle from.

/left it to my roommate to open new parts of the map
//R1, R2, L1, R2
 
CptnTriscuit
2006-11-29 01:34:56 AM
Damn over-achievers.
 
saintwrathchild
2006-11-29 01:35:26 AM
And now I'm pretty tired.
/Sexual assault takes a lot out of a guy.
//Heh.
 
Funkmaster Frank
2006-11-29 01:37:46 AM
And then it got weird.

/obligatory.
 
wdorr
2006-11-29 01:38:06 AM
"And that, friends, is how we fly across the ocean."
 
Funkmaster Frank
2006-11-29 01:39:54 AM
saintwrathchild

Yeah, but it doesn't take as much out of you as genocide. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
 
twocents
2006-11-29 01:42:08 AM
Okay, what drug(s) was this man on?
Maybe he had a few too many espressos at Starbucks.
 
frostbyt
2006-11-29 01:45:14 AM
This needs the hero tag.
 
sockdoll
2006-11-29 01:47:45 AM
Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.
 
Dihnekis
2006-11-29 01:49:17 AM
Threads like this are why I love fark. Hilarious article, hilarious headline, hilarious comments.

Good shiat.
 
Five Minute Standup
2006-11-29 01:50:11 AM
Sexual assault is such a loaded term. I call it "surprise sex".
 
Sandelaphon
2006-11-29 01:53:47 AM
Wait... I know this one! He's in the baby!
 
allthebetter
2006-11-29 01:55:17 AM
Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.

I know it was bruce willis who says this, but for the life of me can't remember the movie please help....
 
BinderUp
2006-11-29 01:59:32 AM
Pulp Fiction
 
Shazam999
2006-11-29 02:00:53 AM
Wow. This happened here in Calgary, where it's been about -20F all day. I guess he got to touch some hard nipples.
 
jeklow
2006-11-29 02:04:08 AM
but I don't know why he swallowed the fly.

/perhaps he'll die?
 
allthebetter
2006-11-29 02:06:06 AM
D'oh, it's so obvious now...

/I'm excused, it's late
 
Suckmykiss
2006-11-29 02:06:08 AM
The guy's a total noob. He should have pressed Triangle, Triangle, Square, Circle, X, L1, L1, Down, Up to spawn a Hydra.

i96.photobucket.com
 
jay_bones15
2006-11-29 02:08:22 AM
www.dreamwork.dk
 
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