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(Some Guy)   Sesame Street to Introduce Crack Addict Muppet   (brokennewz.com ) divider line
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5317 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Jul 2002 at 1:57 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-07-21 02:03:48 PM  
Thank God. I've been wanting something to explain to my kids my addiction....oh wait it's a satire. Damn.
 
2002-07-21 02:04:56 PM  
This actually might have flown back in the 80s, maybe.....ok, maybe not.
 
2002-07-21 02:14:54 PM  
I wonder if Sesame Street would censor Oscar the Grouch. And Sesame Street has the same 2 initials as FARK's Oscar the Grouch?
 
2002-07-21 02:30:12 PM  
So I assume with this voting enabled, we can list and vote on our favorite muppet?

I nominate "Close Talker Muppet"
 
2002-07-21 02:30:29 PM  
Suicide Bomber muppet: He comes on the show and after screaming "Praise Allah!" detonates himself. Naturaly this will not harm any of the other muppets or onstage ethnic stereoype people.

DON"T VOTE FOR ME!!! VOTE FOR MY COMMENT!! YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL OBLIGATED TO VOTE FOR ME!! I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU! I KNOW I HAVE SOME PERSONAL ISSUES!! However.. THAT SHOULDN'T KEEP YOU FROM VOTING FOR MY COMMENT!!
 
2002-07-21 02:51:12 PM  
vote for the original
 
2002-07-21 03:28:48 PM  
next they will have peggy prostitute, jimmy jerkoff ,gay lenee and pedophilia pat
 
2002-07-21 03:53:39 PM  
It's actually kind of sad to think that all this stemmed from people misinterpretting the reason behind the HIV muppet.

Would it hurt to actually read the article explaining why they were making one, instead of skimming the headline and giving the proverbial middle school "huh huh huh... next they'll have a bleeding anus muppet... huh huh huh, I'm clever."
 
2002-07-21 04:00:33 PM  
bull. tis bull... I hope...
 
2002-07-21 04:17:13 PM  
What about anal fissures... huh... what about anal fissures?
...
oh, Fundogmo already covered that.


BryrB look up the definition of 'satire'. It'll be helpful for you on your fark ventures.
 
2002-07-21 04:35:18 PM  
How bout a Muppet with a small bladder, and he just pisses himself throughout the show
 
2002-07-21 04:35:55 PM  
One big problem with this article:

Crack gets smoked, not snorted.
 
2002-07-21 04:41:19 PM  
Sure, if you do it the OLD way!
 
2002-07-21 04:48:39 PM  
BigFluffy9 is correct, it is Coke that is snorted. The difference between the two is one is freebased.

-NutSack
 
2002-07-21 04:58:58 PM  
as long as they don't have kitten burning muppets, that's cool.
 
2002-07-21 05:20:17 PM  
Skwidd:

Discrimination!!!! Where is my Pagan muppet! I want a Pagan muppet to make kids aware of my native european beliefs! NOW!!!!
 
2002-07-21 07:10:32 PM  
Why is voting enabled on articles that don't need it but when it comes to Photoshop's voting isn't to be seen...
 
2002-07-21 07:44:28 PM  
obvious

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2002-07-21 07:45:20 PM  
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2002-07-21 08:30:45 PM  
my friends and i were saying that they should have a Obsesive compulsive muppet.. who wont talk to they yellow muppets, and constantly washes its hands.
 
2002-07-21 08:56:54 PM  
I think I am going to start watching Sesame Street again.
 
2002-07-21 09:23:15 PM  
What about a Catholic priest pedophile muppet????


....this is getting too strange.....
 
2002-07-22 12:32:22 AM  
Please vote for this comment.
 
2002-07-22 12:32:59 AM  
We need a Mythos Muppet.

Possibly Cthulu himself.
 
2002-07-22 01:37:05 AM  
hey everyone ::slaps face:: I love you all!!!! Todays letter is up my @$$, with my stash...let me whip it out.
 
2002-07-22 02:30:04 AM  
SNORTaluphagus?
 
2002-07-22 08:40:51 AM  
headline was funny. rest wasn't. read two paragraphs, fell asleep. awoke when boss entered my office, began reading, fell asleep, slumped on me.
 
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